i want the noses and genitals of everyone who designs a restaurant website that doesn't FUCKING work

the past five days have not been uniformly terrible but i am absolutely 200% done

Who's got two thumbs and actually called the water department before freaking out that the faucet wouldn't work?

screenshots of despair

this thing is BRAND FUCKING NEW, what GIVES

hello nervous prostration my old friend

hydrangea needs to go IN THE GROUND but first i gotta deal with this STUPID POISON IVY help I am not Outside Guy

my characters + murders

imagine waking up in the morning and having energy

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