"the best super earth has to offer" when it encounters a small nick on the pavement:

my mom allows me to drink more muddy liquids than u

headache

im finally at the end of moving to the other house and im feeling empty idk

im abt to live laugh love so hard.

18 crispy nuggets in the fryers at ram ranch

Smokin That Shit that Turns You into a Lycanthrope

i don't freak unless froken to

man i do NOT feel like working today

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