im seeing emperor x on friday i cant believe it still

bro theres bears on ur lawn

82 point play wooo!!!

i need yall to know that my ex texted in a groupchat a couple weeks ago trying to reconnect and i didnt engage. please clap.

already got bit by a tick... summer just started...

if u use chatgpt u are genuinely a dumb motherfucker

left my inside basil outside all day today bc it had an insane amount of fruit flies on it. im praying it got rid of all of them

who left their vape at taco bell

who sold my info

found notes from my job in the winter when i was losing my mind bc i sat there and did nothing 35 hours a week