i burnt my tongue so hard at hot pot last night it feels like a towel

co worker disappeared on me 6 mins before a meeting starts

oughh my leg hurts someone help me cut it off

bananas are THE SHIBBY

happy pride month yesterday i sprained my knee at my first ever pride festival

sorry i havent been plurking that much i have a full time job now and am much more normaler and well adjusted than the rest of u

woahhh im 2 years old!!

i love how my phone doesnt work and i think im cursed with having barely functioning phones

does anyone want the tomatoes and red onion from my salad

getting a pap smear is like getting a lil taste of what medieval torture mightve been like