blahaj sharkboy: bro i don't actually mean you're a lavagirl but like, c'mon, whats ur transatlantic name

tsa agent made me take off my shoes and then put them back on and then bark like a dog and roll over

Shout Out to all you bastard pigs STOP pulling me over because of my beautiful brown eyes and the aztec death whistle on my tailpipe

kinning the hollow knight because the bathroom is my black egg and i can't be fully void

letting the nyt blogger cuck me so our baby comes out Mediterranean-inspired

cheblowskiverse white boy cooking youtubers say "browning is what? Flavor!" with the same fervor as rupaul opening the library

only pre-9/11 ogs know how to mosey on down

drop it like it’s caltrops

instagram ads getting a little too personalized, i didn’t even know u can buy boysmell

and sir would you like your jungle juice subtropical or deciduous?