Okay, so I went to the doc because of all my issues. She ordered a bunch of blood work, ew. It came back weird. My thyroid is okay, yay. Liver and kidneys are great. Basically, everything was fine. Except I had some extra stuff. So I might be posting some news I never thought I would. According to doc, I might be pregnant.
Sometimes the universe gives you a win. Me, calling in: Hi, I need to call in for tonight's shift. Phone Guy: Okay, reason? Me: The Spanish Inquisition. Phone Guy: Huh, didn't expect that. We had a good laugh about it.
Mews News: Today, Miss Mews had an adventure! She decided to pounce me when my back was turned. I bent over to pick up something, don't remember what, and she ran head first into my butt. Then she ran away crying. All I saw was her poofy tail.