want me to deal you in? shuffles a stack of pre-sliced salami

bites and rips off all the bristles on the toothbrush

TERRAFIRMINATOR

Wealth & Hellness would make a great band name

supposedly nothing is impossible yet I can not become a giraffe no matter how hard I try. curious

take two posting grad cap

just wrote the hardest facebook post known to man

the graduatening

thing will be on my head today

im a stoner, im a zoner, im a midnight boner