If I met my ex at a college interview, it would definitely be the worst day of my whole life 💀

I'm not a grateful person, I mean, like some people are grateful for their parents, or the people around them, or something religiously related, but, thank yourself first, you're your own biggest benefactor

I'm crying, I'm wet, I'm wrecked, I'm horny, I'm in love. I hate you, Matthew

My allergies are sending me straight to hell

I couldn't fucking care less

I mean, maybe I could talk about my anxiety or something personal, but that's boring. My life is like an unfunny comedy. You guys wouldn't be interested in that

Their relationship is so beautiful and profound

Yes, and? 🥰