Maintenance misfiled my raccoons in walls ticket as shower maintenance.....

I have a family of raccoons we're freeing from behind our tub rn.

OMFG WTF #MICROSOFT WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE THE TEMPERATURE ON MY TASKBAR AFTER THAT UPDATE?!! GET IT THE FUCK OFF MY TASKBAR. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU MESS WITH SHIT LIKE THIS. YOU DIDNT NEED TO.

ugh sl marketplace with it's every other page "problem loading page"

Are these stunning photos of imaginary worlds a new ...

Just finished bingeing most recent season of #GoodGirls - I love this show. But I think I had more fun trying to come up with ways they could make/launder $ with a pandemic and lock downs.

\o/ First vaccination done!

For oldest bday I told her to put what she needed in my Sephora Instacart. Then I upgraded mini's to full size, added an Urban Decay palette w/o her knowing. I gave her the items she ordered, but stashed the palette as a surprise. She checked receipt over the full sizes, got mad thinking they stole palette $ & switch. So she got her palette a day early, ha!

fuck. tornado. I think we just very narrowly missed it

I found a 4 pack of Tangerine Red Bull. I feel so lucky. I miss Tangerine Red Bull so bad.