"The suspect is described as a black male with a dark complexion..." --- a bit redundant, no?

Ah, Saturday, why must you make me feel so lazy? Good morning, y'all!

Sorry I've been having to maar you guys a lot lately. So busy and by the time I check plurk there are like 200+ to read. Ain't got time for that many.

Good morning! So, how many decades into the digital age will we be before yellow pages people realize that most people throw those worthless 10lb piles of paper into the trash? I get 3 or 4 of them a year.

Hey! Hope you all are having a great day!

I really think my dog is part monkey.

IBC Root Beer & Blue Bell vanilla ice cream. Yep, that's right, I'm having a root beer float.

Good morning and happy Sunday! Is anyone going to the covered dish lunch at The Church of the Upright Organ later?

It's remarkable. Normally I don't sing all that well but in the shower I sound EXACTLY like Lady Gaga.

Remember that dog I was bragging about last night? Apparently at some point yesterday he peed on my bed. I stayed up til midnight washing my sheets and mattress cover.