My nipples have betrayed me.

White guilt dribbles off of us like glitter at a fucking bachelor party. - me

I shouldn't otta done that.

The hillbilly neighbors two doors down have left out a fridge with the doors still on it! And bulk pickup isn't until Friday! Four days for some kid to make a fatal mistake. I think I should call the city.

Why are there Stranger Things toys for kids? Do parents let small children watch that?

They are releasing her. I am dumbfounded. She has a giant bleeding cyst, hydration issues, flu A, and really weird vitals. Teenage girl. She must be fine. Good thing she's not fat.

Why are you?

They still haven't admitted her! She's in a bed in triage, I guess. If she doesn't pee soon they're going to cath her.

Well, Pumbaa, the last guinea pig, died some time in the last 24 hours. Based off the cucumber slices that I just bounced off of him. Weird day