Went to see Boris and dropped acid and I was so high and mindblown by the setlist I forgot to buy merch on the way out

Trying 2 stick 2 working out daily since I’ve been unemployed and ngl these side plank clamshells r fucking me up so hard

There’s an objective in Deadlock named Sinners’ Sacrifice but one of my gay autistic furry friends couldn’t remember the name when learning so she called it a ‘Jolly Jiggler’ & it stuck & recently in a game I said “I hear someone at our jolly jigglers” in vc (to 4 random people) & after two seconds someone replied in vc “PFFTyou mean the ‘Sinners’?? HAHAHA”

Saw chainsawed man movie like two nights ago and I can’t stop thinking of it

bitches be like ‘u miss me? 🥺’ bitch i miss kinoko teikoku 😭 🤣

“The deer is evil for being weak” “they both are evil for being alive” is the funniest response in the world

executions at the town square tonight !

The art for camel turkish royals used to be so cool. We’ve fallen as a society.

<--- ascendant deadlock player btw

me, age 6: MATH IS STUPID WHEN AM I EVER GONNA USE IT

me, now, playing balatro and seeing a multiplier: fuuuckkkkkkkk