there is a beauty long gone and i miss them hard right now

new skrill

saying micropenis like an ancient greek name

[AI Voice] It’s not just about shitting in your pants, it’s about embarrassing yourself in front of everyone you know as a message-- let’s break it down further:

listening to bimbo doll by tila tsoli again

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm unemployment has me so bored I might go to the store to get stuff to just start making paninis

it's pream

I can’t stop listening to historical war videos playing in the background while I work out

Every day I wake up and make it and pour myself 90ml of Moka pot coffee I have a disease

Most annoying guy overheard at the venue (I just created this guy in my head, brand new!): yeah dude I don’t drink or smoke or do much anymore so I’m like stable but tbh if I don’t get my 15 caffeinated drinks a day I’ll blow up on somebody and usually it’s my mom who’s in the vicinity when it happens haha