whenever a pepper is violently destroyed i scream NOOOO MY PEPPER

bear- seek- seek- lest

They’re adding an extra lane to the highway but you have to sin in order to be allowed on

We Are All Penis Man

They took all the computers and stuff at work so when the doc’s massage gun died in the middle of me using it the only thing I could find to plug it in to charge was a single printer they haven’t taken yet, which they might have forgotten to take. I’m just now questioning why we have a printer here.

Candle blowin plurksday

does any1 have any album recommendations I’m almost done with my ‘listen to’ list and it’s a little scary that I actually got through this 🧍

the only time David Lynch didn’t follow his process was with Twin Peaks. That was not his process or vision. It was a bolt of truth guided by divine power from beyond the material realm.

remember, if the rhythm feels like 4/4 at any point in time: that’s because you’re right everything is always in 4/4

if jesus was around today he’d be a grungler