NSFW: Ooh look at me I'm a siren of the seaaaaa

I fucking love Bridgerton and want to know when Hos Spice is goingto be in it because they would be perfect for a role in it! I'm thinking of reaching out to Shondaland directly!

Today in things I didn't need, got another sodding Bartholen’s cyst in me toot. GAH

Thus Harrison Buttmunch commencement speech is just....well. What a twat huh?

Hangovers are fucking SHOCKING. I loathe them.

Eurovision has ALWAYS been political. Countries have ALWAYS given their 'friends' the most points, to say it isn't is just silly. That's one of the whole bloody (NIL) points about it. See what I did there?

Guys can we still post to Facebook from Plurk, if so how? I can’t remember...

Ah, when your colleagues say “You would” when you enthuse about your love of Eurovision. That’s not criticism, that’s validation. I’m so glad I don’t have the attitude that berates people when they express their love for something. I fucking live Eurovision and fuck the haters

It is Wednesday my dudes!