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「把那謊言標語從你的脫歐公車拿下來啦!」] 2016年度最佳打臉嗆聲發言 - 衛報
‘Get that lie off your bus’: the year’s best slapdowns
「你這坨屎,把我他媽的歐盟還來啦!」
Bon mots … Chris Rock, Angela Eagle and Andy Murray....#不是排名排行榜 #回顧2016年 #碰到強詞奪理的人該怎麼辦 #Brexit英國脫歐公投 #美國總統大選2016 #奧斯卡好白 #英國網球公開賽 #安迪墨瑞
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[生活中找樂趣] 第三次辯論結束 川普:若選輸的話 我不但不接受 還要...
“I think Donald just criticised me for preparing for this debate. And, yes, I did. And you know what else I prepared for? I prepared to be president. And I think that’s a good thing.” Hillary Clinton outwits Donald Trump, but he had the last laugh.
The Tory leadership election is a sort of X Factor for choosing t...
“Stephen Crabb has come under fire for links to a group that claims it can cure homosexuality, and, having had a quick look at him, he’s definitely cured me: his beaming face is like a grim party game where blindfolded children have to try to place the eyes on to an identikit photograph of a murderer.”
Frankie Boyle weighs up the Tory leadership contenders ...
“Surely even Hunt’s wife would rather spend a sleepless 72 hours gazing into a cracked-open ribcage than talk to him.”
... and Jeremy Hunt for good measure.
“I want my fucking European Union back, you piece of shit!”
Charlotte Church, in response to Farage’s “I want my life back” resignation statement.
這句超嗆wwwwwwwwwwwwwww
[生活中找樂趣] 2016年 BBC年度體壇風雲人物:安迪墨瑞 - Andy Murray wins...“Venus and Serena have won four each.”
Andy Murray corrects John Inverdale after the BBC Olympics host asked him how it felt to be “the first person ever to win two Olympic tennis gold medals”.
“We are the diverse Americans who are alarmed and anxious that your new administration will not protect us, our planet, our children, our parents, or defend us and uphold our inalienable rights … we hope that this show has inspired you to uphold our American values and work on behalf of all of us.”
[生活中找樂趣] 準副總統聽音樂劇遭觀眾噓 演員戲終發言請願 - Mike Pence booed ...
Hamilton actor Brandon Victor Dixon politely addresses vice-president-elect Mike Pence from the stage in New York.
“The cast and producers of Hamilton, which I hear is highly overrated, should immediately apologise to Mike Pence for their terrible behaviour.”
@ realDonaldTrump politely addresses them back.
(這句竟然上榜)
[生活中找樂趣] 川普:前UKIP英國獨立黨魁法拉吉將會是很棒的英國駐美大使 - 衛報 - Nige...“There is no vacancy.”
Downing Street responds to Donald Trump’s tweeted suggestion that Nigel Farage be the UK’s new ambassador to the US.
這也是經典ww
[生活中找樂趣] 英國外交大臣鮑里斯強森 ── 讓歐盟團結對抗英國的小丑 - 衛報評論 - Bori...“He’s the life and soul of the party, but he’s not the man you want driving you home at the end of the evening.”
Amber Rudd on Boris Johnson at the EU referendum debate.
哇,阿道夫還好意思說人?!
“Welcome to Negro Night here in Washington — or as Fox News will report, Two Thugs Disrupt Elegant Dinner in DC.”
Larry Wilmore pre-empts the criticism that still came his way anyway after his turn at the White House correspondents’ dinner.
[生活中找樂趣] [轉FB] <影片> 四個原因,告訴各位為何克魯茲比川普還危險! - ...“Shouldn’t #TedCruz have been forced to carry his unviable campaign to term?”
Samantha Bee ponders Ted Cruz terminating his presidential campaign.
“I dunno, man, I already went and got a PhD in astrophysics. Seems like more than that would be overkill at this point.”
Scientist Katie Mack responds on Twitter to a climate change denier’s request that she “should learn some actual SCIENCE then, and stop listening to the criminals pushing the #GlobalWarming SCAM!”
[生活中找樂趣] media - B.C. & Lowy: 饒舌歌手B.o.B宣稱{...
“Being five centuries regressed in your reasoning doesn’t mean we all can’t still like your music.”
Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson gives up after trying to correct rapper BoB’s assertion that the world is flat (“No matter how high in elevation you are … the horizon is always eye level … sorry cadets … I didn’t wanna believe it either.”)
[生活中找樂趣] 各國領袖小心囉!與川普合照便能讓你的靈魂曝光 - 衛報評論 - World lea...+
[生活中找樂趣] 迴避利益衝突 川普:我將離開我的事業 - 衛報 - Donald Trump: I...“If you bury your face in the pecan pie, it absorbs your screams.”
Stephen Colbert offers Mitt Romney advice after his infamous dinner meeting with president-elect Donald Trump.
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