And...nothing happened.

Hangover: cured

Day two of drunken weekend.

Ow. Rapture hangover.

MAN IS 80% WATER

ImDrunk

Think of all the apocalypse sex people are having right now

Considering changing my Twitter name to "FrEAkNaSTy_whITeBoul." What do you guys think?

What time zone is Jesus on? Eastern probably...

Goodbye Mama...I'll see you tonight when I go to sleep in my head movies...only this head movie makes my EYES RAIN!