by far the most touchable animals are illegal to touch.

much as the planets shift every few years, so does my allegiance to one primary icecream flavor. I have witnessed the shores receding, vanilla has lost it’s favor in the court, chocolate has returned after years of waiting. I kiss it tenderly, she’s home.

Then Jane Wickline and I would be married.

Maybe I need to suffer an ego death, because I know in my heart I could be on SNL. I wouldn’t be great, but I could def be there.

Gen X and Millennial animators love flula

Doctor prescribed me with 5 shoosh-paps a day, but my insurance won’t cover it.

Cocaine is far too accessible to my understanding, and yet I’ve never had any...might be mythos...

Monkey D Luffy is the closest feeling of conviction that I have akin to a Christians belief in Jesus Christ.

only to realize every photo is a selfie and a critique of my being...

Live plurking katsucon, but its just close ups of everytime some stinks including a rating of the stink o meter.