rubbed a magic 8 ball as i asked what the mood for today was and it showed me this guy after a second fuck. yes.

actually in love with making shakshuka

strangers online scare me all the time anywhere i go

‘Mwhen i grow up i wanna have a double jump and be able to store up to three dashes that have i-frames

Finally played the demo and ‘Don’t Stop Girlypop’ may be the future of gaming

been saying “worms for me” instead of works for me in my irl friend group chat and it’s caught on but we’ve devolved into just sending the worm emoji 🪱

committed coffee fraud at heb by grinding a coffee, hiding the bag, grabbing/opening a smaller bag, dumping the beans in a grinder, and saying the small bag is the one I grinded. It helped me save $15 on a 2 pound bag. they’re all after me now.

my Fuckwit of a brother has pissed me off beyond repair he asked why I need to go to the store to get one (1) spice I was missing for a recipe and he was like why spice for one dish and I said what about just having more spices in your cabinet isn’t that fun and he looked so confused and said “why would you do that”

whenever a pepper is violently destroyed i scream NOOOO MY PEPPER

bear- seek- seek- lest