Happy Cyber Monday to those who celebrate

I want to work at the coffee shop named New Grounds

It’s cheaper for me to fly to many cities in Europe than it is for me to fly 90 minutes to Toronto

I finally started listening to Sweet Trip a week ago. Such great music with such a great sound

Why does avatar work gotta feel like a part time job

Stupid horse I just fell out of the Porsche
Lost the money in my bank account
Oh no

McSurveillance State

If corporations are people, why don’t they die after ~85 years?

If corporations are people, why can’t they be charged with murder (and face the same consequences as humans do)?

Autocorrect should not autocorrect THE LAST WORD AS YOU HIT SEND