i will scoop your eyes out with a little spoon
call that SEE-real

the average lunk fan vs average zurk enjoyer

me when i... when the... when you... ummm bread

i planted a present (pipe bomb) in your pillow, you should go check it out

Good morning Plurk nation

Trial of #Zurk hippoflange

trippin over bugs, call that bugging out

im about to make a big mess
what the zurk!

evil humble bundle be like
greedy single item 😈

i unlocked the secret dark plurk