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偷偷說
6 months ago
去拔智齒.....
牙醫「麻醉完了,要準備了喔。」
我「麻煩你了,拔出來後」
「你就能成為英格蘭的國王」
為甚麼我要作死,醫生從頭憋笑憋到尾超危險……
latest #283
puma5951
6 months ago
candy8177
6 months ago
勇者
almond4996
6 months ago
你是梅林嗎
立即下載
star9755
6 months ago
omelet3100
6 months ago
這值得五個
pie9274
6 months ago
齒
恥
中劍
onion8726
6 months ago
cod101
6 months ago
看來牙醫想當英格蘭國王很久了
newt5531
6 months ago
papaya8250
6 months ago
mussel9900
6 months ago
almond2730
6 months ago
噗主太有才,好勇敢
bagel1396
6 months ago
害我在辦公室狂笑
beetle1443
6 months ago
超好笑
cafe4956
6 months ago
好幽默
prince5143
6 months ago
moon9211
6 months ago
guava9195
6 months ago
turkey4197
6 months ago
The Once and Future King!!!!
dragon5412
6 months ago
預祝噗主不會失血過多
!!!
cow1108
6 months ago
結果醫生不是天選之人
pirate9322
6 months ago
soup7074
6 months ago
finch7716
6 months ago
dragon7267
6 months ago
onion6996
6 months ago
噗主麻醉完還能口齒清晰的講幹話嗎XDDDDDDDDDDD
jaguar238
6 months ago
擠就楞曾為英格難的狗王
milk8336
6 months ago
原來麻醉ㄎㄧㄤ是這樣www
hippo1426
6 months ago
醫師很捧場耶
puma8426
6 months ago
corn3348
6 months ago
醫生如果笑到手太抖
就不能成為英格蘭的國王了
deer8902
6 months ago
醫師拔出來有喊Excalibur嗎?
newt3975
6 months ago
soup1412
6 months ago
不要拿自己的口腔開玩笑啦
salad7004
6 months ago
earth8583
6 months ago
點開以為我頂得住
yam1303
6 months ago
soup1412: 湖中妖精所賜予的聖劍才是Excalibur
pepper2737
6 months ago
@Edit 6 months ago
牙醫可以當齒王,沒問題
pizza29
6 months ago
噗主還好嗎
leek3673
6 months ago
作死要看場合
noodle9255
6 months ago
牙醫會把這句話寫在工作日誌上
然後會看工作日誌的人將會永流傳這段佳話
omelet3100
6 months ago
noodle9255: 很讚
cream636
6 months ago
萌www
owl7002
6 months ago
原來是梅林的部分啊
curry8217
6 months ago
cream1926
6 months ago
亞瑟王當不了英格蘭王啦
他又不是盎格魯人
shake1010
6 months ago
感謝噗主承包我今天的笑點
醫生會不會手抖到又把石中劍插回去wwww
lizard8616
6 months ago
樓上也太認真……
lizard8616
6 months ago
插回去也太危險w啊,變樓上上了
prince4242
6 months ago
醫生很懂耶w
gin7069
6 months ago
英雄作成(憋笑)EX:我方單體buster卡性能增加(三回合)並有
%機率梅林失去一顆牙齒(負面效果)
bacon3819
6 months ago
ape1375
6 months ago
peanut1115
6 months ago
不會 因為牙齒是ex咖哩棒的話
前身的咖哩棒在醫生手上啊
frog4450
6 months ago
花之魔術師(x)
齒之魔術師(o)
peanut1115
6 months ago
雖然這樣講更危險就是了
咖哩棒有斷掉過的傳說
peanut1115
6 months ago
咖哩棒>斷掉>送回修理(有一說是送回湖中祕境)>ex咖哩棒
oreo5146
6 months ago
笑死我 為了不在辦公室笑出來咬到自己wwww
噗主的牙是直接拔還是要切掉的那種
plum6312
6 months ago
必須五個
ox9176
6 months ago
oyster4625
6 months ago
coral2984
6 months ago
loquat3733
6 months ago
所以噗主到底是梅林還是石中劍
melon5836
6 months ago
shrimp1108
6 months ago
你的牙根有這麼堅若磐石哦(
cheese3683
6 months ago
牙結
石中劍
snack2368
6 months ago
@Edit 6 months ago
噗主你www
mint6787
6 months ago
噗主真勇者
pig5382
6 months ago
pisces6993
6 months ago
噗主勇者!!噗主應該不是水平智齒吧,那個與其說拔,不如說要「挖」出來
rat5275
6 months ago
其實是威爾斯🏴
lark858
6 months ago
看 這就是那個拿生命在講笑話的勇者
sushi5339
6 months ago
@Edit 6 months ago
dragon9822
6 months ago
yam1303: 確定不是Ex
caries
ur嗎?
……我自己離開
pigeon3329
6 months ago
這邊也剛拔完,不得不說噗主心態好穩 🫨
我躺在椅子上就挫到不行了,完全不敢動🥶🥶🥶
bull3245
6 months ago
sundae8608
6 months ago
醫生:
說明不夠清楚,連牙齦一起挖出來了
fries5076
6 months ago
bee783
6 months ago
sundae2973
6 months ago
護理師:這邊領止痛藥喔(英國腔)
star5097
6 months ago
star5097
6 months ago
不列顛的王阿
lizard8005
6 months ago
mouse2715
6 months ago
之前遇過牙醫一個手抖拔出來的牙齒滾到快到懸壅垂那裡
garlic7673
6 months ago
panda356
6 months ago
靠邀,害我在溫蒂漢堡內笑到像白癡,店內的日本人都驚恐地看著我XDDD
viper1413
6 months ago
如果是我可能會笑到沒力氣拔
bear9226
6 months ago
查理國王:所以我現在是退位了嗎?
fox4150
6 months ago
「你就能成為英格蘭的國王」是醫生說的??
brandy1063
6 months ago
lord9196
6 months ago
你是不是誤會拔不出來可以用電鋸鋸開的那個...
mussel1011
6 months ago
whisky6051
6 months ago
求問,看不懂QAQ
omelet3100
6 months ago
whisky6051: 石中劍,拔起來成為王
kimchi1474
6 months ago
whisky6051: 石中劍
rice3612
6 months ago
moose9687
6 months ago
hen6074
6 months ago
shabu1706
6 months ago
wwwww
wasabi871
6 months ago
幹wwwwwwwwwwwwww
crepe7936
6 months ago
國外麻醉後超ㄎ一ㄤ反應都是真的XDDDDD
cola1856
6 months ago
牙中劍
clam2709
6 months ago
醫生手術全程在抖
aries8239
6 months ago
居然敢講笑話讓給自己拔牙的牙醫手抖,噗主真勇者!
eel511
6 months ago
mussel1011: 這是王亞瑟不是亞瑟王
wasabi2241
6 months ago
mussel7082
6 months ago
(笑到被路人關愛等
sundae2004
6 months ago
麻醉吸太多ㄎ一ㄤ掉了嗎XDDD
solar7234
6 months ago
噗主這就是妥妥的在作死啊
swan9724
6 months ago
後勁好強XDDDD 可以想像拔牙的時候牙醫反覆笑死
olive748
6 months ago
拔出齒劍者即為不列顛之王
cocoa129
說
6 months ago
Excalibur
crane77
6 months ago
結果會不會變的更難拔呢
miso6152
6 months ago
這顆牙就叫X咖哩棒
ibis4735
6 months ago
幹超好笑
koala9199
6 months ago
我記得麻醉不是用大麻才對
taco9753
6 months ago
完蛋 我還有一顆智齒要拔欸 噗主不要害我下次拔牙笑出來
miso6808
6 months ago
笑死
milk491
6 months ago
bun4316
6 months ago
最後牙醫有成為英格蘭國王嗎?
sundae2004
6 months ago
支援
(不)
cow7506
6 months ago
醫生:我是打了大麻嗎?
pisces8849
6 months ago
結果醫生有順利拔完牙齒嗎
噗主大草原批發商
giant4190
6 months ago
哈哈哈哈哈
bee9448
6 months ago
好ㄎㄧㄤ哈哈哈哈哈哈
swan1761
6 months ago
salad6948
6 months ago
ant9757
6 months ago
超好笑
juice3499
6 months ago
prince2696
6 months ago
jelly4506
6 months ago
hippo1689
6 months ago
grape3955
6 months ago
真的危險
ramen3419
6 months ago
peach3355
說
6 months ago
噗主真的是勇者WWW
lion8002
6 months ago
在什麼樣的花園裡面挖呀挖呀挖!#小小花園 #挖呀挖呀挖 #黃老師
gnu2797
6 months ago
醫生文化水準很好耶 馬上聯想到
salt3261
6 months ago
「客人你真幽默,看來我不該給你麻醉,省些笑氣」
baboon3146
6 months ago
pasta2655
6 months ago
snail5361
6 months ago
soda1190
6 months ago
笑死 自己做死
lord4381
6 months ago
「問,你是我的主人嗎?」
hen4876
6 months ago
libra2536
6 months ago
soda1084
6 months ago
XD
dragon9678
6 months ago
whale861
6 months ago
突然好奇劍拔的還算乾淨俐落嗎?
waffle6291
6 months ago
牙醫「在這之前你感受過突破牙床的鑽頭嗎?(茲茲茲)」
goose9157
6 months ago
falcon834
6 months ago
eagle7727
6 months ago
是說張著嘴還有辦法說話嗎?
orange4167
6 months ago
突然想到那如果智齒角度比較奇怪要分兩次拔的話,那還可以成為國王嗎
還是這樣國王就可以連任wwwwwwwww
bagel4173
6 months ago
笑到早餐吃不完,只能先去搭車
jay6916
6 months ago
sake117
6 months ago
還好醫生沒有說long live the king (X
lord9196
6 months ago
「你有機會當30幾遍國王喔」(異世界的過勞死預告?)
goat7519
6 months ago
牙醫還好懂哽哈哈哈哈
噗主好有趣
python671
6 months ago
soda4980
6 months ago
grape3955
6 months ago
eagle7727: 牙醫都有聽懂張嘴說話的能力
orange4167: 智齒常常要⋯⋯⋯用鋸的
pepper9170
6 months ago
笑死wwwww
dwarf4754
6 months ago
kimchi5131
6 months ago
melon6801
6 months ago
你才是勇者www
carrot2050
6 months ago
tea3967
6 months ago
curry4068
6 months ago
turtle4586
6 months ago
nut963
6 months ago
saturn5257
6 months ago
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
ham8148
6 months ago
pepper7232
6 months ago
almond2836
6 months ago
soup8895
6 months ago
拔起你的石中劍劍啊醫生
cheese3586
6 months ago
orange2181
6 months ago
squid6406
6 months ago
lynx6307
6 months ago
goat2423
6 months ago
wine2784
6 months ago
whisky8489
6 months ago
eagle3000
6 months ago
484該有人把這篇拍照轉FB了
witch5275
6 months ago
jelly1234
6 months ago
beer642
6 months ago
baboon7868
6 months ago
shrimp5752
6 months ago
噗主會成為傳說般的存在
udon5145
6 months ago
太危險了啦
sake8293
6 months ago
orange5662
6 months ago
醫生:我要統治世界!
(拔出所有牙齒)
longan2948
6 months ago
所以牙醫是那個秋森萬嗎wwwwww
muffin5526
6 months ago
這突然讓我想到聖哥傳,耶穌拔牙齒的劇情wwwww
berry4351
6 months ago
candy1092
6 months ago
squid7510
6 months ago
sun9180
6 months ago
shrimp5923
6 months ago
救命噢笑到停不下來
shark3324
6 months ago
beetle6482
6 months ago
honey5865
6 months ago
好好笑石中劍嗎
raisin966
6 months ago
spider6064
6 months ago
earth7844
6 months ago
幫自己的拔智齒難度提升
baboon205
6 months ago
lion8002
6 months ago
finch7466
6 months ago
上班笑爛wwwwww
king4436
6 months ago
king4436
6 months ago
等等我的id 居然是King
pisces6993
6 months ago
king4436: 您拔出智齒而成為國王了?
lark858
6 months ago
king4436: 王阿 我們等你很久了
wasabi9737
6 months ago
bacon6557
6 months ago
king4436: God bless the King!
牙醫師來了?
(不是)
soup8895
6 months ago
king4436: 王啊,您終於回來啦
salt5946
6 months ago
王回歸了
grape3955
6 months ago
等等 國王有話要說
pigeon5268
6 months ago
jaguar5170
6 months ago
ginger9660
6 months ago
jaguar6256
6 months ago
身為一個被逗笑會手抖的人,噗主真的很危險www
seal1920
6 months ago
cake1232
6 months ago
我決定把智齒獻給這位牙醫赴湯蹈火在所不辭
lord9196
6 months ago
吾王啊,我願意成為你的劍(在智齒上套上牙線然後用力甩門)
grape3955
6 months ago
cake1232: 是英格蘭的國王
jujube6108
6 months ago
coral2786
6 months ago
lord9196: 另一位王出現了(?
brandy1063
6 months ago
worm944
6 months ago
牙醫辛苦了
crane5128
6 months ago
king4436: 皇上駕到
kimchi4003
6 months ago
超好笑
waffle1452
6 months ago
king4436: HAHA
YOU R KING
chili4814
6 months ago
pisces8849
6 months ago
waffle1452: 可以唱歌了
witch8907
6 months ago
monkey4074
6 months ago
那我全麻
一次拔四顆智齒的那位醫生會成為什麼?
(是真的)
puma5951
6 months ago
monkey4074: 四手霸王
steak1429
6 months ago
一次拔四顆智齒要怎麼吃飯......
pig1080
6 months ago
cake1232
6 months ago
steak1429
: 吸布丁
lord9196
6 months ago
英格蘭、蘇格蘭、北愛爾蘭和威爾斯,剛好四個
kitty231
6 months ago
hen4782
6 months ago
grape3955
6 months ago
monkey4074: 醫師也太敢 四顆 我分兩還三次,有顆X光疑似壓到神經還很麻煩
eagle7727
6 months ago
monkey4074: 勇者...我都讓牙醫分好幾次才拔完蛀爛的臼齒
aries3470
6 months ago
monkey4074: 一次四顆臉會很腫吧
papaya3406
6 months ago
英格蘭的國王
牙醫有懂也真是太好了
tomato8653
6 months ago
會被牙醫記一輩子的
litchi3958
6 months ago
沒想到還有拿自己的感覺做死的勇者
牙醫也很猛
沒有弄痛你
weasel7550
6 months ago
噗主真勇者認證!
garlic5189
6 months ago
soda7064
6 months ago
virgo4366
6 months ago
witch574
6 months ago
onion4525
6 months ago
butter9760
6 months ago
taurus3511
6 months ago
salad363
6 months ago
aries3470
6 months ago
rice946:醫生想幫升級難度
grape3955
6 months ago
護士笑場不會比較好喔
pisces6993
6 months ago
只要是看牙齒的場合,在場的誰笑場都可能很危險喔
papaya7795
6 months ago
這下糟糕了呢
salt7451
6 months ago
mink1509
6 months ago
pear5511
6 months ago
cobra3996
6 months ago
tofu6706
6 months ago
亞瑟王是威爾斯(不列顛)的傳說吧??
英格蘭是入侵者耶
apple4398
說
6 months ago
lord9196
6 months ago
tofu6706: 後來都能選擇要不要脫歐了,四捨五入就當大家都有 石中劍.擬 吧
eagle3000
6 months ago
tofu6706: 沒錯,所以你快去跟寫亞瑟王傳記的人抗議,或是也可以去跟說這句話的梅林抗議,接著也去維基抗議,加油。
kimchi4282
6 months ago
維基可以改啊!登入就好了
horse3720
6 months ago
monkey4074: 哇,怎麼可能容許四顆智齒同時拔⋯⋯問哪個正常醫生都不會這麼做,主要是安全性,太危險了。
雖然你自述已經拔了,但個人建議你未來還是不要再去了。
toast2948
6 months ago
lord9196
6 months ago
eagle3000:
梅林是亂源,這點沒什麼好抗議的
beer4151
6 months ago
horse3720: 我一次拔三顆耶,都是劃刀挖出來的,這樣不好嗎? 是在醫學中心那種大醫院的牙科拔的
lord6373
6 months ago
其實拔牙沒有限制一次拔幾顆
只是一般為了進食跟照護,不會同時拔兩側很多顆
bacon91
6 months ago
不要把拔牙拔得跟亞瑟王一樣啊喂!
grape3955
6 months ago
看醫生評估囉
peanut7710
3 months ago
他一定很期待拔下來後噗主會說啥
grape3955
3 months ago
嗚嗚
0則來自原作者
saturn4214
3 months ago
grape3955: 噗主危
ಠ_ಠ
3 months ago
saturn4214: 有個叫薇薇安的護E^W$&
brandy1063
3 months ago
噗主出現了
lion8002
3 months ago
拔牙後記得要與醫師合比愛心
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