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夢到自己好像是女武神之類的在英靈殿站崗,換班的時候閒閒沒事就跟另一個女武神聊天。
女武神「你知道嗎?據說洛基大人的體味很香喔。」
我「嗯,有索爾聞。」

然後我就被不知道從哪砸過來的雷霆劈死了。
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onion1047
2 years ago
lizard3413
2 years ago
it's working
bear9606
2 years ago
立即下載
spider9393
2 years ago
《前世是說錯話的女武神》
sugar2984
2 years ago
magpie9878
2 years ago
cod3524
2 years ago
想了十秒才發現是有所耳聞
cake691
2 years ago
tomato3960
2 years ago
笑點太密集了
brandy9108
2 years ago
sushi7695
2 years ago
beer9078
2 years ago
dwarf6998
2 years ago
太優秀的夢XDDDDDDD
lime5293
2 years ago
yogurt824
2 years ago
pasta2401
2 years ago
crepe8031
2 years ago
cod3524: 有所耳聞太優秀
bbq7953
2 years ago

羨慕欸我也想聞
lizard3413
2 years ago
bbq7953: (雷電接近中)
falcon4549
2 years ago
笑死XDDD
bun2170
2 years ago
笑死
waffle4839
2 years ago
太過優秀
coke8808
2 years ago
ape5483
2 years ago
taco322
2 years ago
berry4822
2 years ago
uranus5598
2 years ago
magpie8161
2 years ago
看來是正史不是漫威的部分
bbq7953
2 years ago
lizard3413: 被劈到之前聞到就是賺到
dragon9463
2 years ago
cookie6796
2 years ago
pamelo4089
2 years ago
您不小心說出所有人都知道的宮廷秘辛 (
fig3257
2 years ago
哈哈哈哈哈
cobra2256
2 years ago
dove716
2 years ago
tiger9182
2 years ago
shark7730
2 years ago
pig6673
2 years ago
miso8849
2 years ago
kimchi257
2 years ago
beetle7365
2 years ago
pear3317
2 years ago
magpie8161: 正史的話索爾是洛基的姪子耶,劈雷是做什麼XD
tea8281
2 years ago
叔姪 也不錯
tuna1209
2 years ago
這個笑話實在是太優秀
viper3310
2 years ago
pea9224
2 years ago
pear3317: 風評被害的部份(?)
turkey6179
2 years ago
讓你代班不是讓你講幹話
magpie8161
2 years ago
pear3317: 亂嚼舌根風評被害的部分
漫威的話,我覺得索爾會很有興趣的跟你討論洛基為什麼這麼香
cookie4967
2 years ago
muffin5346
2 years ago
ibis1521
2 years ago
pear3317: 雖然原典是叔姪但其實索爾對洛基比較像是損友,覺得劈雷下來正常XDD
lark5968
2 years ago
我記得原典裡洛基還把槌子偷走,害索爾女裝去拿回來
spider9393
2 years ago
lark5968: 敘事詩裡有提到不是變裝而是利用法術變成女子,還特別提到索爾對女子的OO所帶來的感受覺得奇妙與好奇,根本是本本可以發揮的題材
lark5968
2 years ago
spider9393: 我看到的是很簡化的版本來路不明的電子書,裡面是用扮裝的

巨人:(被新娘的眼神嚇到)
洛基:新娘因為期待婚禮所以九天九夜沒有闔眼
巨人:(被新娘吃超多東西嚇到)
洛基:新娘因為期待婚禮所以九天九夜沒有吃飯

看那段的時候我都覺得索爾最後怎麼沒有順便敲死他
ibis1521
2 years ago
洛基在那段也女裝…不,應該是直接性轉吧畢竟都能變成母馬還生孩子
spider9393
2 years ago
而且那可是路上眼神對上就可以開幹的古世紀北歐人
原計畫就是色誘了絕對不可能沒想過衣服被扒下來的應對狀況
lark5968
2 years ago
可能我看的版本刪減比較多,最後是婚禮上巨人很高興地把錘子捧出來然後就全滅
但直接性轉也有道理欸
deer993
2 years ago
看到cod3524才發現是同音字
yogurt1808
2 years ago
可以想想看最崇尚這神話的維京人的社交模式,只是女裝的話肯定會發生往上掐一把發現沒胸部往下抓一把發現有一包的狀況
knight9301
2 years ago
前世的記憶提醒你怎麼死的
coke5623
2 years ago
cookie8659
2 years ago
prawn1101
2 years ago
monkey1140
2 years ago
sun7833
2 years ago
lamb5369
2 years ago
bull6447
2 years ago

終於一口氣用上了!
salmon4936
2 years ago
果然是,早聞到,瞬死可矣
rat4278
2 years ago
prawn7852
2 years ago
這根本是平行宇宙的你發生的事吧
jujube6835
2 years ago
cream1695
2 years ago
eagle4354
2 years ago
fish6123
2 years ago
kiwi3331
2 years ago
超好笑
litchi2883
2 years ago
goat3236
2 years ago
過於優秀的夢www
virgo3972
2 years ago
太優秀了
oreo8733
2 years ago
只有我好奇另一個女武神是不是也一起被雷劈了嗎?
oyster6937
2 years ago
fairy163
2 years ago
salmon4936: 早聞到wwww
eel2282
2 years ago
tea8281
2 years ago
moon4195
2 years ago
eagle9540
2 years ago
koala4036
2 years ago
hippo6237
2 years ago
salt1776
2 years ago
朝聞到 夕死可矣
banana2688
2 years ago
crab6903
2 years ago
聞道有先後 術業有專攻
hawk8302
2 years ago
swan4312
2 years ago
救命笑死我了
lamb7862
2 years ago
prawn5728
2 years ago
錘基同人女來了我來了
什麼過於優秀的夢啦噗主!!!
eel9026
2 years ago
做個夢還可以雙關冷笑話,平時噗主腦內儲存的梗量可觀
taro972
2 years ago
弟弟當然是香的!眾索皆知!!
scone1067
2 years ago
bear9606
2 years ago
在臉書亂逛看到這噗被截圖轉發到臉書了
monkey6339
2 years ago
這個夢境也太神
pony1980
2 years ago
沒救了,這個直接電死
cocoa4867
2 years ago
prawn5728
2 years ago
bear9606: 剛剛看到了⋯沒有附原噗連結對嗎?
bear9606
2 years ago
prawn5728: 看起來只有截圖
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