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6 months ago
@Edit 6 months ago
夢到自己好像是女武神之類的在英靈殿站崗,換班的時候閒閒沒事就跟另一個女武神聊天。
女武神「你知道嗎?據說洛基大人的體味很香喔。」
我「嗯,有索爾聞。」
然後我就被不知道從哪砸過來的雷霆劈死了。
latest #104
onion1047
6 months ago
lizard3413
6 months ago
it's working
bear9606
6 months ago
立即下載
spider9393
6 months ago
《前世是說錯話的女武神》
sugar2984
6 months ago
magpie9878
6 months ago
cod3524
6 months ago
想了十秒才發現是有所耳聞
cake691
6 months ago
tomato3960
6 months ago
笑點太密集了
tomato7438
6 months ago
有所耳聞的部分
brandy9108
6 months ago
sushi7695
6 months ago
beer9078
6 months ago
dwarf6998
6 months ago
太優秀的夢XDDDDDDD
lime5293
6 months ago
yogurt824
6 months ago
pasta2401
6 months ago
crepe8031
6 months ago
cod3524:
有所耳聞
太優秀
bbq7953
6 months ago
羨慕欸我也想聞
lizard3413
6 months ago
bbq7953: (雷電接近中)
falcon4549
6 months ago
笑死XDDD
bun2170
6 months ago
笑死
waffle4839
6 months ago
太過優秀
coke8808
6 months ago
ape5483
6 months ago
taco322
6 months ago
berry4822
6 months ago
uranus5598
6 months ago
magpie8161
6 months ago
看來是正史不是漫威的部分
bbq7953
6 months ago
lizard3413: 被劈到之前聞到就是賺到
dragon9463
6 months ago
cookie6796
6 months ago
pamelo4089
6 months ago
您不小心說出所有人都知道的宮廷秘辛 (
fig3257
6 months ago
哈哈哈哈哈
cobra2256
6 months ago
dove716
6 months ago
tiger9182
6 months ago
shark7730
6 months ago
pig6673
6 months ago
miso8849
6 months ago
kimchi257
6 months ago
beetle7365
6 months ago
pear3317
6 months ago
magpie8161: 正史的話索爾是洛基的姪子耶,劈雷是做什麼XD
tea8281
6 months ago
叔姪 也不錯
tuna1209
6 months ago
這個笑話實在是太優秀
viper3310
6 months ago
pea9224
6 months ago
pear3317: 風評被害的部份(?)
turkey6179
6 months ago
讓你代班不是讓你講幹話
magpie8161
6 months ago
pear3317: 亂嚼舌根風評被害的部分
漫威的話,我覺得索爾會很有興趣的跟你討論洛基為什麼這麼香
cookie4967
6 months ago
muffin5346
6 months ago
ibis1521
6 months ago
pear3317: 雖然原典是叔姪但其實索爾對洛基比較像是損友,覺得劈雷下來正常XDD
lark5968
6 months ago
我記得原典裡洛基還把槌子偷走,害索爾女裝去拿回來
spider9393
6 months ago
lark5968: 敘事詩裡有提到不是變裝而是利用法術變成女子,還特別提到索爾對女子的OO所帶來的感受覺得奇妙與好奇,
根本是本本可以發揮的題材
lark5968
6 months ago
spider9393: 我看到的是很簡化的版本
來路不明的電子書
,裡面是用扮裝的
巨人:(被新娘的眼神嚇到)
洛基:新娘因為期待婚禮所以九天九夜沒有闔眼
巨人:(被新娘吃超多東西嚇到)
洛基:新娘因為期待婚禮所以九天九夜沒有吃飯
看那段的時候我都覺得索爾最後怎麼沒有順便敲死他
ibis1521
6 months ago
洛基在那段也女裝…不,應該是直接性轉吧畢竟都能變成母馬還生孩子
spider9393
6 months ago
而且那可是路上眼神對上就可以開幹的古世紀北歐人
原計畫就是色誘了絕對不可能沒想過衣服被扒下來的應對狀況
lark5968
6 months ago
可能我看的版本刪減比較多,最後是婚禮上巨人很高興地把錘子捧出來然後就全滅
但直接性轉也有道理欸
deer993
6 months ago
看到cod3524才發現是同音字
yogurt1808
6 months ago
可以想想看最崇尚這神話的維京人的社交模式,
只是女裝的話肯定會發生往上掐一把發現沒胸部往下抓一把發現有一包的狀況
knight9301
6 months ago
前世的記憶提醒你怎麼死的
coke5623
6 months ago
cookie8659
6 months ago
prawn1101
6 months ago
monkey1140
6 months ago
sun7833
6 months ago
lamb5369
6 months ago
bull6447
6 months ago
終於一口氣用上了!
salmon4936
6 months ago
果然是,早聞到,瞬死可矣
rat4278
6 months ago
prawn7852
6 months ago
這根本是平行宇宙的你發生的事吧
jujube6835
6 months ago
cream1695
6 months ago
eagle4354
6 months ago
fish6123
6 months ago
kiwi3331
6 months ago
超好笑
litchi2883
6 months ago
goat3236
6 months ago
過於優秀的夢www
virgo3972
6 months ago
太優秀了
oreo8733
6 months ago
只有我好奇另一個女武神是不是也一起被雷劈了嗎?
oyster6937
6 months ago
fairy163
6 months ago
salmon4936: 早聞到wwww
eel2282
6 months ago
tea8281
6 months ago
moon4195
6 months ago
eagle9540
6 months ago
koala4036
6 months ago
hippo6237
6 months ago
salt1776
6 months ago
朝聞到 夕死可矣
banana2688
6 months ago
crab6903
6 months ago
聞道有先後 術業有專攻
hawk8302
6 months ago
swan4312
6 months ago
救命笑死我了
lamb7862
6 months ago
prawn5728
6 months ago
錘基同人女來了我來了
什麼過於優秀的夢啦噗主!!!
eel9026
6 months ago
草
做個夢還可以雙關冷笑話,平時噗主腦內儲存的梗量可觀
taro972
6 months ago
弟弟當然是香的!眾索皆知!!
scone1067
6 months ago
bear9606
6 months ago
在臉書亂逛看到這噗被截圖轉發到臉書了
monkey6339
6 months ago
這個夢境也太神
pony1980
6 months ago
沒救了,這個直接電死
cocoa4867
6 months ago
prawn5728
6 months ago
bear9606: 剛剛看到了⋯沒有附原噗連結對嗎?
bear9606
6 months ago
prawn5728: 看起來只有截圖
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