Mur 真係忍唔L住
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Hey Man BOT
8 months ago
掰噗~ 覺得
8 months ago
真是講到我的心坎裡
笑死bot
8 months ago
哭啊
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我真係熊仔頭mode dnlm
今日去調景嶺打咗場朝早七至九,頂你個肺我五點九起身,一早搭車入去,第一定二場同隊有條友,我見佢打中間但係唔撚攔網,我問佢,咦你唔攔網㗎?跟住佢話:哦我好耐冇打㗎喇
然後呢?噉你又打中間?又唔講你唔攔網?(OS嚟😂)
跟住講完佢自己好耐冇打波,就落咗去開波,跟住我頂你第一球就同我開jump,真係心諗做乜鳩嘢CLS公司
跟住好撚搞笑對面隊個setter係噉jump set back set,但係完全係set唔撚到到位,我哋呢邊嗰個setter(間唔中會喺啲早場fungame見過佢但次次都淨係打一粒鐘就翻工嘅)喺度細細聲講,不如唔好jump set啦,你都唔穩定😂😂😂SLS
同埋我係完全feel到之前mkh話佢唔撚鍾意出去出面打fungame嘅嗰種感覺 which is嘻嘻哈哈唔認真對待每一球,輸咗就由佢輸,追都唔撚去追
其實我都唔係要好認真完全唔出聲唔講笑嗰種,實力我都唔係話好好唔會球球都靚一靚守靚打,但係話fungame啫,唔代表唔認真救波,打得認真先最fun囉
頂你防守form近乎0,唔知守緊啲乜春打緊啲乜,成場都覺得滿頭問號
有一場,我後二,跟嗰個大鎚stay曬喺大鎚位唔轉,噉我提咗幾次佢都冇反應我唔知佢係打開佢個form想堅持定純粹係唔想理我,咪問,你係咪唔會轉位stay曬?佢話,我直接企大鎚位啊,如果唔係咪要次次跑翻過去囉
好好笑之後打前中個女仔(好似叫Emily)就話,噉咪好有挑戰性囉😂🤣
然後我話,係啊~係要跑啊~如果唔係咪變前後轉?
其實佢stay曬大鎚位唔是唔可以,只係要com,唔係你自己企過嚟就係㗎嘛,成場咁多個人,都要知你喺邊個位有咩人囉lol
總之今日真係打到好攰唔知自己打緊咩(
叫做掂吓個波噉😂
我突然間諗起,仲有嗰個場主都係好kam
應該係大陸人嚟嘅,似新移民,識講廣東話但係唔係好正
噉其實都冇嘢嘅,打過幾場fungame,同大陸人打嘅話,最多數係佢哋可能唔係好熟我哋fungame嘅輪轉方式或者stay1,但係一般都打得ok
呢條友kam在第一佢都有少少唔係好認真啦,有一球我真係睇到O撚咗嘴,話說佢就係前中,setter喺後排上緊嚟,後中接咗過一傳去咗接近佢個位,但其實係高嘅,setter都跑到佢後面就嚟到
跟住條友就喺度話「畀setter呀」然後就背對個網,下手畢咗去對面場,仲要hea到畢out咗
我頂你個肺明明一傳都係接到去場中間,setter一撚定追到,你就hea99二傳企喺畢過去,仲要out咗!!!!!
然後我都忍唔住細聲講,畀setter追啦setter追到
第二就係講嘢kam
不過呢樣嘢就算啦因為可以忽略,具體石太記得總之是kam的
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