ಠ_ಠ
偷偷說
Yeah it's me again
Dad joke
Me: My wife is going into labour what should I do?（我老婆要生了我該怎麼做）
Emergency call: Is this her first child?（是她第一個孩子嗎）
Me: No, this is her husband.（不，我是她老公）
Dad joke
Me: My wife is going into labour what should I do?（我老婆要生了我該怎麼做）
Emergency call: Is this her first child?（是她第一個孩子嗎）
Me: No, this is her husband.（不，我是她老公）
Stewardess（空姐）: Would you like a drink?
Me: What are my options?
Stewardess: Yes or no.
Me: What are my options?
Stewardess: Yes or no.
Me: What's upstairs?（樓上有什麼）
Real Estate Agent: Unfortunately, the stairs don't talk.（房產仲介：樓梯恐怕沒法回答你）
Real Estate Agent: Unfortunately, the stairs don't talk.（房產仲介：樓梯恐怕沒法回答你）
樓梯那個好好笑 
libra9138: 謝謝您的捧場 
謝謝各位的到來
下台一鞠躬
下台一鞠躬
樓梯那個我竟然思考了一下才意識到
好讚哦謝謝噗主
好讚哦謝謝噗主
lion1810: 不客氣 