i apologize profusely for this plurk, but i couldn't resist.
btw, any American that wants to move here for that reason will be canonized. that means shot into the sun using a canon.
all the others are welcome here for a giant barbecue, poutine, and great beer.
I would just move to Canada for Canadians. And maybe poutine.
you can totally bunk in my bed. or my couch if i snore too loudly.
I'll just move to Canada for the maple flavored everything...and poutines.
I'd come for the nice people... (not too sure about poutine yet, but I've never had it before)
wait... people are moving to Canada because the US legalised gay marriage?? Didn't Canada do that years ago
trubble: Yeah, like a decade ago...they are just idiots who don't realize Canada did it first! 
Lovin it.
Well shit. I was gonna move to Canada for the socialized medicine and gay marriage. Now I don't have to! Thanks Obama!!
Hahaha
And to think I moved to Amsterdam just a little too soon! 
Just avoid Quebec.
for reasons that will become apparent within five minutes of speaking with most Quebecois.
(my preference is for Saskatchewan. I know a junkfood goddess that lives there.)
Quebec is where i live. Montreal is pretty much damn bilingual.
I mostly refer to the parts of Quebec that want to, say, secede from the rest of Canada.