"The #distractinglysexy trend is phenomenal. Here I am shoulder-deep in cow rectum, so seductive!"

this made me snort coffee through my nose

#distractinglysexy hashtag on Twitter

That guy should cut his nose hair, it looks silly.

AND I MEAN IT!

waiting for "we like our nose hair" tweets.

#NotAllNoseHair

slerehwon:

Thank you!