offers you fresh baked cookies

Well hello there. You make my day better.

Can I eat cookies for dinner?

ilyboth

Better yet, you can eat....... O nvm....

Are you twerking in my plurk?

GabbyPie: I bet he cat eat .....cookies

I mean can >o>

See what I did there, with the ... pussy cat....

Yeha you're licking the cat

What is my life, really?

What are you so mad about anyway?

I stole his cookies sorrynotsorry

People who don't understand boundaries and privacy.