2. 2 Penises is always better than 1.

3. 2 bottoms dont make a top.

4. Up the bottom. No babies!

5. Shit happens. So, dont buy white sheets.

6. Do the nintendo style. Blow it before you stick it in.

7. If it gets brown. Turn them around.

8. Its only kinky the first time you try it.

9. Nobody ever got herpes from sexting. Like seriously.

10. Dont forget about the balls.

11. The total top is the bad top.

12. Christmas comes once a year. But i can cum once a night.

13. Wash your dick.

14. Versatility multiplies your options by 2.

15. THE STRAIGHTER THEY ARE THE HARDER THEY FALL.

It's only gay if your balls touch.

D:

hoi

wanna see what i see?