I want something with vanilla. Randomly. But I think the only vanilla tea I have is decaf (bad with migraine)

my girl got on the news for doing zoomies yesterday.Whirling greyhound spins up a snowy storm in South-C...

I've been achey too it sucks

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rofl I'm shocked she didn't get dizzy XDDDDD so cute though!!

Left her bamboozled 💥😮 #dog #shortsI made Mom's days

Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom D;

So the accidental poisoning was because she used bisquick instead of flour and then was like borderline forcing me to try because her brain is running on weasels

And bisquick uses SOY

vanilla helps the detox so I sent her to get some cupcakes and I specifically said "ask if it has soy" but nope :V she forgot :V

LUCKILY IT DOES NOT

But My heart can't take this

She had to call after the fact

Moosey: I'll eat it if you can't :V

zslkjdas;ldskjsAD Robbie's eyes

I should have snapped a pictures

"Shaaaaaaaaare? Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee??????"

CC repeatedly: I'm sorry, this is not for doggies.

Robbie: That's fine, I am baby
CC: not for babies either

Ironically as a biological adaptation I normally don't like cupcakes because they run the risk of way too many allergens

THE IRONY IS NOT LOST ON ME

Like how I discovered I don't hate tomato sauce, I've just always been allergic to oregano

can you not just put some vanilla extract in your preferred tea?

just brew a strong black and add a couple of drops

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woodrift: I did debate that but knowing me I'd fuck up and get worse not better. had two double vanilla cupcakes. It helped a LOT

"why" fuck if I know. I just don't argue this shit anymore. I'm doing magic here, I can't be arsed to figure out the specifics behind it to make it more scientifically replicable, I don't have the time to dedicate to that, and it would take me years IF EVEN THEN

For all I know "vanilla angel" loves me and that helps empower her to pacify my allergic reaction \:|/ this last year I gave up trying to dissect this all.

Also very funny after ordering cupcakes it occurred to me "why not get vanilla frosting and put it on cran-corn muffins?"

BUUUUUUUUUT

all the vanilla frosting was either TAINTED BEYOND SANITY (soy or Polysorbate) or the organic stuff was $8 :| so fuck it. cupcakes.

Got a cooooooool recipe for frosting buuuuuuuut kind of not gonna fuck around with letting Mom do that until Moosey and I are sure it is safe enough first

i feel that. my raisin cinnamon bread is tougher for my body to process than 2 large chocolate chip cookies that totalled 100g carbs

bodies do be weird sometimes. i guess this means i need to live on.... Bologna sandwiches and chocolate chip cookies

/nod

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had a dream where a goldfinch would not get off my hands btw. not sure of significance

it wanted to stay with me but it's s wild animal i couldn't let it stay with me

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WELL I intercepted your would-be nightmare and I was like "This was nonsensical. It was clearly meant for someone else again. " And yes. So I probably sent you the goldfinch while I was dealing with the nightmare