被歪國鄉民的評論笑死，尤其那句需要別人向他解釋才能聽懂專輯真意的體育生

-唯一從整張專輯中有所收穫的人是 Matty，Joe剛發現他的長期女友從不忠誠，體育生剛剛發現他現在的女友愛上了別人（好吧，也許是在有人向他解釋之後🥴），而泰勒絲看起來很瘋狂，就連樂評也不喜歡！

PS：體育生就是TS目前的球星男友

-我覺得這是一張非常浪漫的專輯，就像是世界上最有名的女人寫給一個單身男人的一封長長的情書，被數以億計的人聽到，乞求他回來愛她
( I think it’s a very romantic album. It’s like a long love letter from the most famous woman in the world to a single man, heard by hundreds of millions, begging him to come back and love her.)

這句也很好笑XDD

- 是的，如果TS愛你，而你殺了人她會立刻開始分解屍體（幫忙毀屍滅跡），她浪漫至上，儘管有很多瘋狂之處，但它也很引人注目

( Yup. If Taylor loved you and you killed a guy, she would immediately start breaking down the body. She puts Romance above all else and while there is a lot of crazy in that it’s also compelling.)

music foreplay，歪國鄉民得是TS和Matty兩人的一種刺激多巴胺的音樂前戲

I bet they get a high off it. Having songs written about you, performed to a crowd but specifically for you and singing songs written with such depth of feeling about someone must be one of a hell of a dopamine and serotonin rush. Plus it seems like it is kind of a game between them, some music foreplay.

因另外一位米國女歌手Halsey和泰勒絲的歌曲對Matty有類似的表述，歪國鄉民好奇這家伙到底有何魅力可以引發女人宗教般虔誠的情感

“i know i’ve only felt religion when i’ve lied with you” - what is it about this guy that inspires religion-type feelings??? (taylor also saying “i choose you religiously” among other lyrics)

又看到歪國鄉民一個金句，Swifties已經演變一種邪教，連泰勒絲都無法控制惹

swifties are basically a cult that even she doesn’t have control over anymore.

其實歪國鄉民有很多深度的評論，但噗浪實在不適合貼長文，所以我就只截一些比較搞笑的

這句也很好笑XDD

-- 地球上沒有人比 Matty 更喜歡這張專輯，他的自尊（自負）將有一個行星這麼大

Nobody on this earth enjoyed this album more than Matty, his ego will be the size of a PLANET right now.

哈哈哈哈，我強烈同意這句話

-- 如果這張專輯獲獎，Matty應該上台領取獎座

if this album wins an award Matty should go up and accept the trophy...

幹，我要被這句笑死惹

Jack是個可憐的孩子，必須在離婚的父母間傳遞消息（Jack就是泰勒絲專輯和The 1975的上一專的製作人）

Jack is that poor kid that has to send messages between his divorced parents.