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偷偷說
1 months ago
緩光您
陳先嗯兩大一小嗎這嗯請
鳥,蕭什麼
報思幫嗯上菜喔
尖的餐點到齊囉
寫光您
latest #328
cream457
1 months ago
mole6324
1 months ago
bbq6810
1 months ago
立即下載
ant6690
1 months ago
parrot5509
1 months ago
honey4903
1 months ago
saturn2446
1 months ago
litchi3907
1 months ago
這到底算是甚麼體
中式服務業簡略體嗎
litchi188
1 months ago
queen8525
1 months ago
原本以為看不懂,結果居然看得懂
goose6933
1 months ago
本來看不懂唸出來就懂了
giant1311
1 months ago
@Edit 1 months ago
幹居然懂了
baboon5422
1 months ago
onion7355
1 months ago
crab3276
1 months ago
whale4073
1 months ago
太精闢
bbq6810
1 months ago
litchi3907: 連音
hippo5565
1 months ago
一開始以為噗主喝醉結果後面才發現
wolf8821
1 months ago
donut1463
1 months ago
念出來就懂了
sake4202
1 months ago
操笑
lizard6973
1 months ago
靠腰
fig306
1 months ago
救命念好順
pigeon4604
1 months ago
幹笑死
parrot9334
1 months ago
唸出來整個懂
pigeon1691
1 months ago
有聲音
aries5318
1 months ago
@Edit 1 months ago
周董一時興起跑去當店員打工畫面流出
grape9620
1 months ago
kudu6529
1 months ago
緩光您,幫您帶位這嗯請喔
mars6823
1 months ago
有消幫您教餐點嗎
puppy3522
1 months ago
銷點餐時割我說
muffin6917
1 months ago
有蕭邦借奧嗎?
goji3957
1 months ago
cookie762
1 months ago
尼奧這是爺っ泡的茶
tofu5908
1 months ago
aries5318: 周董:郭屁事
turkey3934
1 months ago
周杰倫:郭
oreo9393
1 months ago
plum8671
1 months ago
看不懂但一唸就
bat7832
1 months ago
救命我居然會
dove4119
1 months ago
真的一念就懂
soda227
1 months ago
台灣店員體
bear2889
1 months ago
coffee8492
1 months ago
cocoa2560
1 months ago
pita7897
1 months ago
救命欸
rat435
1 months ago
念出來秒懂
carrot34
1 months ago
笑爛
lime4968
1 months ago
笑死
原來我們平常喊的在客人沒仔細聽的時候是這樣的嗎
fries5108
1 months ago
完蛋真的好像
bull4844
1 months ago
第三行那個應該要用「消」喔
sushi9351
1 months ago
厭世服務業體
toast4152
1 months ago
ape1755
1 months ago
太可怕了竟然看的懂
jujube3442
1 months ago
finch2120
1 months ago
服務業語
newt7907
1 months ago
緩光您寫光您這種好像沒那麼常聽到啦,但確實是曾經聽過而且聽過一次就忘不掉了
lizard6973
1 months ago
newt7907: 我家附近小7的店員就是這個語調
kimchi5321
1 months ago
原本想說這什麼語言看不懂,結果唸出來發現我會
walrus544
1 months ago
rat9208
1 months ago
唸出來就看懂了 好神奇
toast1027
1 months ago
不懂第三行
rabbit2181
1 months ago
toast1027: 尼豪需要蛇摸
tako8912
1 months ago
toast1027: 你好,需要什麼
puppy9651
1 months ago
天啊居然念得出來
falcon5576
1 months ago
pig7941
1 months ago
太天才XD
toast1027
1 months ago
rabbit2181: tako8912: 謝謝,我想說為什麼要跟客人說「鳥,笑什麼」XD
knight4087
1 months ago
唸出來覺得超熟悉
kudu630
1 months ago
把它唸出來竟然沒有障礙
fox2077
1 months ago
panda1760
1 months ago
pitaya3026
1 months ago
草wwwwwwww
bee5223
1 months ago
wizard4758
1 months ago
cookie5377
1 months ago
bull7070
1 months ago
難怪之前有人說,台灣腔的精華,全部都在店員身上
挑~看~選~看喔~~~(LNG粉
hotdog9095
1 months ago
日料店員:壓塞媽謝—
soba6406
1 months ago
完全看的懂
virgo3838
1 months ago
第一句
緩 慢的意思
光 先放著 這裡不知道什麼意思
您 指對方
可能意指你才是挑戰者
所以光應該是祝詞的其中一部分
緩是詠唱 延後施法的意思
所以第一句是
【九綱】【偏光】【烏與聲明】【表里之間】
虛式 「茈」
你才是挑戰者喔
virgo3838
1 months ago
第二句
陳
跟沉睡的沉同音
先 字面上的意思
嗯 用力的擬聲詞
兩大一小 暗指三對一
這嗯請
在這裡請你吃一頓粗飽的
所以這段意思是 召喚魔虛羅跟式神出來 現在是三打一
virgo3838
1 months ago
第三句
鳥
前面提到的虛式
蕭什麼
囂張什麼的意思
意指你以為你放了大招贏定了
但我還是可以一刀讓你下去
龍鱗反發成雙之流星
第四句
直接講結論 就是上菜了 大家一起上去打
第五句 餐點到齊了 該死的都來了 最後一句 就是結束了 大家都沒了
virgo3838
1 months ago
所以是在解說咒術迴戰劇情
squid2086
1 months ago
cobra9742
1 months ago
這是什麼奇妙的有聲書
toast9430
1 months ago
rat1649
1 months ago
太大聲啦
berry3682
1 months ago
crepe4937
1 months ago
超強wwwwwww
crepe4937
1 months ago
kimchi8871
1 months ago
@Edit 1 months ago
笑死怎麼會是客人沒仔細聽
是店員自己發音全部連在一起吧
正是客人(噗主)仔細聽了才能寫出噗首這精準用字啊
chick3825
1 months ago
這樣很好笑?笑點在哪裡?
worm1375
1 months ago
bull7070
1 months ago
chick3825: 大概跟:林宏毅幾班?的笑點差不多(老人
puppy9651
1 months ago
bull7070: 林宏毅這個我反而不懂,請問是
lizard6973
1 months ago
呆kin
mochi1377
1 months ago
puppy9651: 大金空調的廣告
ಠ_ಠ
1 months ago
這個噗不是我想到的
是朋友從別的地方複製給我看 覺得很有趣想分享給大家
rum5178
1 months ago
puppy9651
1 months ago
mochi1377: 喔喔喔喔
fish1692
1 months ago
falcon8575
1 months ago
@Edit 1 months ago
救命噗主根本鬼才
bun5514
1 months ago
翻譯一下
歡迎光臨
陳先生,兩大一下嗎?這邊請
你好,要些甚麼
不好意思幫您上菜喔
您的餐點到齊囉
謝謝光臨
tuna5712
1 months ago
蕭什麼應該是 需要什麼
tuna5712
1 months ago
尖的餐點是 今天的餐點
bull7070
1 months ago
puppy9651: 唸出來才能體會的類型
pitaya3026
1 months ago
bun5514: 一小~~
finch3149
1 months ago
應該是:
歡迎光臨
陳先生兩大一小嗎?這邊請
您好,需要什麼?
不好意思幫您上菜喔
今天的餐點到齊囉
謝謝光臨
swan2112
1 months ago
這也是一種專屬精靈語了
cafe6688
1 months ago
chick6231
1 months ago
olive3451
1 months ago
念出來的key還要高八度
papaya7499
1 months ago
lime5989
1 months ago
欸我竟然看得懂
shrimp4617
1 months ago
ox224
1 months ago
一種新的臺灣腔(x
pigeon8762
1 months ago
@Edit 1 months ago
間諜測驗!!!!!
答不出來的高機率非台灣人
otter118
1 months ago
爺っ泡的茶wwwwwww
squid1294
1 months ago
含滷蛋的周董 XDD
curry5172
1 months ago
pitaya3026
1 months ago
爺っ泡的茶wwwwwww是什麼wwwwwwww
peach1619
1 months ago
sushi1434
1 months ago
panda6277
1 months ago
star2785
1 months ago
本來在想說什麼外星文
結果唸了突然就懂了
cock9506
1 months ago
真的是唸出來才知道是甚麼欸
台灣傳統技藝
ginger8728
1 months ago
拍拍 服務業辛苦了
worm1559
1 months ago
2024金車新詩獎 徵文簡章 | King Car Cultural & Art Center 金車文藝...
噗主要不要投稿看看
lion6374
1 months ago
sushi6209
1 months ago
apple5301
1 months ago
deer3507
1 months ago
oyster5917
1 months ago
噗主天才
toast8141
1 months ago
我居然看得懂
knight3797
1 months ago
緩光~~林
寫光~~林
pitaya3026
1 months ago
緩嗯光拎~~~~~~
toast7040
1 months ago
turkey2325
1 months ago
bison4586
1 months ago
有會員嗎?有停車嗎?統編載具需要嗎?
kiwi7966
1 months ago
cookie762: 求翻譯🥺
fig306
1 months ago
bison4586: 統編載具笑嗎?
steak7657
1 months ago
想說有點看不懂,以後看不懂先念就對了WWWW
bull7070
1 months ago
bison4586: 會、載、統編有笑嗎?有停車嗎?
rice7365
1 months ago
笑死
lychee2894
1 months ago
otter5568
1 months ago
vodka4792
1 months ago
hen5001
1 months ago
[emo521]
hotdog5571
1 months ago
挑凹看選安看喔
ferret5449
1 months ago
sushi4763
1 months ago
本來看不懂唸出來就懂了
dwarf6938
1 months ago
salad3086
1 months ago
還想說是什麼暗號
fox6254
1 months ago
可惡我笑到像智障
monkey8752
1 months ago
這邊香港人但唸出第一句就明白過來了
otter118
1 months ago
pitaya3026: 自己泡的茶→季幾(爺々)泡的茶
alien7862
1 months ago
笑到發瘋
coffee3052
1 months ago
念出來就對了
saturn1258
1 months ago
nut6137
1 months ago
一開始想這是啥鬼,後來念出來才發現……
kitty666
1 months ago
忍不住認真一下
習慣上的確有這種簡化法沒錯
也有習慣上強調某個字會比較清楚,省力又有效溝通的效果,或是純粹某個發音會比較容易被聽見
有!@#ㄩ嗎
有ㄊ$%^&嗎
都聽得出來在問什麼XD
cheese8148
1 months ago
crane4575
1 months ago
curry544
1 months ago
唸出來秒懂
lion751
1 months ago
goose619
1 months ago
不用唸出來都懂了
otter118
1 months ago
kitty666: 這題我會
是語音省略對嗎?
longan7017
1 months ago
pisces1675
1 months ago
甚至有聲音🤣
falcon3219
1 months ago
唸出來的瞬間就懂了 ,這是什麼魔術啊
egg9728
1 months ago
jaguar8448
1 months ago
好好笑看懂了好有聲音
pomelo3360
1 months ago
muffin484
說
1 months ago
黏在一起聽的懂欸
spider7137
1 months ago
otter2507
1 months ago
以拉瞎誰~~~~
eagle8664
1 months ago
看到「寫光您」腦袋浮現的是鳥屎的版本是正常的嗎?
sushi6768
1 months ago
soda3382
4 weeks ago
一開始看不懂 唸完後秒董
dove7598
4 weeks ago
coffee9114
4 weeks ago
cream789
4 weeks ago
salad5186
4 weeks ago
panda6277
4 weeks ago
緩光您~很有台灣在地風味,如果認真的歡迎光臨我反而會怕怕的
toro2923
4 weeks ago
bean9226
4 weeks ago
solar5192
4 weeks ago
乍看真的以為是喝醉了
koala9278
4 weeks ago
聽的時候都沒注意,原來寫出來會變這樣啊www
pita3856
4 weeks ago
monkey7998
4 weeks ago
請ㄥ杯九一安茶昂,回甘有喉嗯
monkey7998
4 weeks ago
歡嗯光嗯喫ㄚ趣
lime393
4 weeks ago
念出來就懂了www
melon3633
4 weeks ago
好好笑有聲音
fig2222
4 weeks ago
magpie6874
4 weeks ago
句子會糊在一起,通常是說話者不自覺省略其中幾個字的咬字
coffee9114
4 weeks ago
以前我在超商上班的時候,我的「緩光您」會讓歐美系的客人誤認為「Good morning 」
muffin484
說
4 weeks ago
coffee9114:
咕摸寧
weasel563
4 weeks ago
banana4447
4 weeks ago
coffee9114: RPG世界才有的通用語出現啦!
pitaya9506
4 weeks ago
本來看不懂唸出來就懂了+1
mussel2047
4 weeks ago
唸出來秒懂
lamb683
4 weeks ago
crepe7990
4 weeks ago
意外自己居然每句都看得懂
想起有人發過影片討論台灣人講話為什麼這麼懶
tea2015
4 weeks ago
@Edit 4 weeks ago
兩大一小 → 二加一位
soup5898
4 weeks ago
banana4447
4 weeks ago
crepe7990: 居然有這種影片嗎
pear5378
4 weeks ago
這個噗有聲音
dwarf3542
4 weeks ago
tofu1807
4 weeks ago
唸出來 懂了~
pony7594
4 weeks ago
weasel360
4 weeks ago
alien7498
4 weeks ago
剛剛在火車站聽廣播聽到兩次「姑姑鳥」
然後發現是在講「各位旅客你好」⋯⋯
chick3819
4 weeks ago
goose1221
4 weeks ago
服務業語
taco9033
4 weeks ago
sundae7937
4 weeks ago
不夠資深還沒辦法唸那麼順XDD
salad3328
4 weeks ago
腦中店員形象是走路會有點拖地,但精神很好的店員
oyster7814
4 weeks ago
唸出來還原度超高
litchi3907
4 weeks ago
檢舉喔此外無視
muffin8535
4 weeks ago
讓我想到公車每次GPS失聯 都會有什麼請近戰什麼東東的
jelly7649
4 weeks ago
請手動進站~
bread8016
4 weeks ago
puff4869
4 weeks ago
[undefined]
lizard1869
4 weeks ago
近戰
所以自動是遠戰嗎
brandy3032
4 weeks ago
有聲到不行
venus8453
4 weeks ago
hawk2636
4 weeks ago
這種可愛的噗也要亂入到底是有什麼問題
whisky3925
4 weeks ago
pita9812
4 weeks ago
bison964
4 weeks ago
fig306
4 weeks ago
爆一四~小音燙喔~
pita9812
4 weeks ago
fig306: 👍
ramen390
4 weeks ago
baboon4728
4 weeks ago
fig306:
magpie4379
4 weeks ago
cherry2728
4 weeks ago
我手寫我口 這是一種白話文運動
chick8024
3 weeks ago
念出來!
chili3316
3 weeks ago
dragon1826
3 weeks ago
bee4311
3 weeks ago
笑死
guava8255
3 weeks ago
taurus7328
3 weeks ago
居然看得懂
squid8236
3 weeks ago
whisky3107
3 weeks ago
[XD] 緩光您
批踢踢實業坊 - joke
上PTT了耶
loquat6677
3 weeks ago
而且語調念得像唱歌
bread6361
3 weeks ago
服務業詠唱調 | Suno
那就讓AI來唱
loquat6677
3 weeks ago
bread6361:
pig7776
3 weeks ago
歌wwwww
hippo5565
3 weeks ago
bread6361:
fig306
3 weeks ago
有歌
loquat3196
3 weeks ago
bread6361:
lord8309
3 weeks ago
bread6361: 竟然
bread6361
3 weeks ago
這要感謝loquat6677開啟了浪費才能的開關
puppy6565
3 weeks ago
好像可以拉長成一首兩分鐘正式曲了XD
pitaya3026
3 weeks ago
bread6361: HELP
cream789
3 weeks ago
hippo5565:
bread6361
3 weeks ago
升級版1:13
steak8658
3 weeks ago
bread6361: 救命喔麵包旅人!音樂太精緻了吧!!
cream457
3 weeks ago
麵包旅人wwwwwww
taro5395
3 weeks ago
有歌wwwwww
hen6775
3 weeks ago
bread6361: 太www強www了www
koala9278
3 weeks ago
其實還蠻好聽的
pony8532
3 weeks ago
循環播放
cream789
3 weeks ago
救命啊麵包旅人www
fig3846
3 weeks ago
bread6361: 天啊好好聽XDDDD
bread6361
3 weeks ago
謝謝大家喜歡~也謝謝loquat6677開啟開關
fries595
3 weeks ago
@Edit 3 weeks ago
變成歌太強了吧
rat2939
3 weeks ago
coffee3052
3 weeks ago
是音樂,而且蠻好聽的
bun3372
3 weeks ago
bread6361: 救命
cocoa1581
3 weeks ago
怎麼還有詠嘆調
coke6461
3 weeks ago
@Edit 3 weeks ago
想到疫情後回臺時在便利商店買東西,聽到「宰舅媽」和「名校嗎」時超困惑的,店員放慢速再講一次後才聽懂是「載具有嗎」和「明細要嗎」......
tea7045
3 weeks ago
coke6461: 這個需要頂!加上去!
puppy6565
2 weeks ago
兩倍速領域之名校宰舅媽!!XD
puppy6565
2 weeks ago
店員:當你踏入店內完成消費時
就滿足了我能力的發動條件
領域.名校宰舅媽!!(兩倍速唸完
bull2153
2 weeks ago
這選字精準命中還原那個聲調,噗主有才
prince3327
2 weeks ago
還有句尾要加ㄋㄛ!我自己做的時候也改不掉
「餐點來了小心燙ㄋㄛ」
frog9803
2 weeks ago
我居然秒懂
lime1727
2 weeks ago
小恩燙喔
beetle2896
2 weeks ago
靠背竟然看得懂我笑噴
tuna6963
2 weeks ago
coffee952
2 weeks ago
sundae7709
2 weeks ago
bread6361: 天才XDDDDDD
butter839
2 weeks ago
knight599
2 weeks ago
做成歌真的太厲害了
tomato4605
2 weeks ago
這歌好讚
durian9775
2 weeks ago
救命
bread6361
2 weeks ago
謝謝大家喜歡,厲害的是AI,我只有決定曲風跟篩選出適合的旋律而已
幾乎是看到文字的當下就決定出曲風要用Reggae了
donkey7452
2 weeks ago
ham5859
2 weeks ago
笑死
kimchi3247
2 weeks ago
@Edit 2 weeks ago
發票希奧純載具嗎
來個剛剛聽到的
lychee79
2 weeks ago
邊唸邊笑救命
candy35
2 weeks ago
@Edit 2 weeks ago
就過下喔(服務業人員)
lychee4665
2 weeks ago
這噗竟然還出現在threads
ape3096
2 weeks ago
在臉書也有看到 別的地方的讚數都已經超過這噗了@@
coffee7656
2 weeks ago
西|隨薪鎖慾 (@wasyhyc) on Threads
被高中猴平台的人轉貼了
hotdog5570
2 weeks ago
笑爛
hotdog5570
2 weeks ago
笑爛
horse1054
2 weeks ago
有歌
litchi3907
2 weeks ago
@Edit 2 weeks ago
bread6361:
建議旅人放youtube,賺點閱率可以賺錢(#
uranus748
2 weeks ago
朝聖
soba5680
2 weeks ago
durian1924
2 weeks ago
soba5680: 這太棒了吧
goose619
2 weeks ago
soba5680: 連示意圖都有了
duck5160
2 weeks ago
soba5680: 我朋友沒有噗浪從IG上找到這張圖發給我了
giant6382
2 weeks ago
pizza2554
2 weeks ago
orange9033
2 weeks ago
soba5680: 謝謝示意圖真的好棒🤣🤣🤣
orange9033
2 weeks ago
歌也太棒了🤣🤣🤣 壓力山大服務業很需要
donut490
2 weeks ago
tofu1847
2 weeks ago
我爆掉
crab1200
2 weeks ago
圖窮比比現 (@inhe11_) on X
被複製貼上了 但根本沒附來源
solar2249
2 weeks ago
Facebook
bread6361
2 weeks ago
是說噗主也有注明這不是他想的喔~
tea2015
2 weeks ago
笑死😂😂😂👍👍這你自己想出來的嗎😳😳很厲害欸😎😎
sheep7
2 weeks ago
尖的餐點到齊囉 之後是不是該接一個
醬這邊請
loquat6677
2 weeks ago
尖<<<今天 沒有錯啊,我去一些餐廳吃飯真的都這樣講
shake339
2 weeks ago
yam5597
2 weeks ago
longan69
2 weeks ago
爭鮮:來媽蟹~
lynx7993
2 weeks ago
今天刷到別人做的配圖了
loquat6677
2 weeks ago
老覺得看到王品集團
coffee3052
2 weeks ago
@Edit 2 weeks ago
lynx7993: 太神LA
mango3658
2 weeks ago
念得懂(X
bbq6810
2 weeks ago
Facebook
omelet2424
說
1 weeks ago
來舉辦含滷蛋歌唱大賽好了
weasel6327
1 weeks ago
鳥~挑幹選幹窩~
camel2325
4 days ago
bbq1555
3 days ago
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