Good Tattoo Words •I don’t want a job (You may show up for an interview)
•No Smoking (Especially funny with a non-smoking sign & you smoke)
•Alcoholic Beverages are Prohibited (Put this one right over your liver for full effect)
•Private Property (You know where this goes)
•Keep off the Grass (Armpit, chest, or anyplace you have hair)
•Beware of a Dog.