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Mephron
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from Bloomfield, NJ, United States
Mephron I should have stayed in bed.
ago | 5 responses
Mephron so if someone tells you "you should hear something on Friday or Monday", is Tuesday too early to call, or do you wait for Wednesday just to be sure?
ago | 1 responses
Mephron Quoting John Cleese: plump as a manatee, aping humanity...
ago | 0 responses
Mephron [god I feel old] Huey Lewis and the News cancelled their summer tour.
ago | 6 responses
Mephron separated at birth....
ago | 3 responses
Mephron most famous person I met
ago | 2 responses
Mephron work is having an all-hands meeting. they did get some nonalcoholic drinks.

...pity they let people get to the drinks before the meeting and none are left...
ago | 4 responses
Mephron today's commute made me want to re-enact a scene from Clive Barker's "Midnight Meat Train".
ago | 3 responses
Mephron I just got pushed out of the way into an elevator in a subway station by a woman with one infant in a two-bay stroller who placed it in such a way no one else could answer, then told us she needed the whole thing to keep her baby safe and we could just wait for it to come back.
ago | 6 responses
Mephron what a bleh day. Everything is just bleh.
ago | 2 responses