- b_c shares from his email spam folder: "Be confident that you will have a larger head soon." Whaa?!
www.stoopad.com/content/binary/BigHeadRuinsTheDay.png. - b_c is saying "goober" to the plurk world! www.plurk.com/u_img/default_small.gif.
- b_c wonders why he dreamt of women chatting on cell phones, talking about guys and Oxygen.
. - b_c says my toes are twitching. WTP?! .
- b_c has decided to start living his life by following the advice of advertising slogans and catch-phrases. You should too! No Fear! Just Do It..
- b_c is watching rhicee's baby fill his drawers with blocks..
- b_c says Spriiiiiiiint! plurkpix.com/pix/Q.jpg.
- b_c is annoyed that b0rked.com **and** b0rken.com are already taken
. - b_c is somewhat refreshed after **12 HOURS** in bed (less a couple brief interludes for stinky pills & potty breaks). And, well, an hour for plurk..
- b_c is waiting for the sleep fairies to flit through his brain and knock him unconscious.
. - b_c asks will someone pls wake me at 3:30 AM Eastern? I need to take a stinky pill kthxbai.
- b_c shares "we are but poor lost circus performers." Princess Bride on AMC!
. - b_c is about his way-limited daytime plurkability & will try to catch up with you. Yes, YOU. And your plurks. Sometime. Soon.
. - b_c has this cool yet cryptic shirt www.plurkpix.com/pix/6l5.jpg but didn't know what if anything the message said. Until today, when a "helpful".
- b_c is engaging in ritual tuneless humming for reasons that must remain secret at this time.
. - b_c wonders how different his life would be if he'd gone to Clown College
. - b_c feels nicely loopy. Lortabs FTW!
. - b_c shares an SUV with an odd decal mix: UNITED STATES NAVY at top of window
and... Tinkerbell?! 
www.plurkpix.com/pix/6ia.jpg. - b_c has used Ice Cream Therapy to soothe the owies in his mouth
. - b_c has been to the dentist on a horse with no mane / it felt good to be out of the pain...
. - b_c shares some 1st degree TMI (think of it as a mild sunburn for your mind) which resulted from a recent "scratch and sniff" episode
. - b_c wonders what wonders await us as we make our way through this plurking day
. - b_c says it's tuna time! Tuna-tuna-tuna TUNA!
And I don't mean Bill Parcells either. 
. - b_c thinks 'Mark all as read' is b0rken & is marking plurks and responses not yet presented as 'read'.
Anyone else seeing problems with this?. - b_c is getting ready to go to Bubba Gump's for din-din and that's all I have to say about that..
- b_c will plurk for fish! You might say I'm plurking for the **halibut**. .
- b_c shares emailed to me by a friend; now my face hurts.
. - b_c shares an interesting "pairing"
. - b_c will now return to bed. If you're reading - hi!
- and want something to do, plurk this! 
. - b_c has embarked on a heinous crime spree! That's right: I've stolen a paper clip from the drug test lab
. - b_c says warning: photons from this plurk **will** hit your eyes at close to the speed of light.
. - b_c says those aren't INPUTS, they're OUTPUTS!
. - b_c shares happy one year anniversary, bro!
. - b_c wonders why "restive" doesn't mean "sleepy"
. - b_c will now join the particle stream flowing in the Central Florida **LHC** aka Lame Highway Commuters..
- b_c is rationalizing his in-progress fantasy football defeat. Srsly, what else can I do? I mean besides the obvious "cry & whinge"
. - b_c is at Taco Bell, trading little pieces of paper for pseudo-food..
- b_c is watching "Leave it to Beaver." Wally made a down payment on a car: $5. "Gosh dad, don't say that. You'll embarrass the guy!".
- b_c says when the revolution comes, Product Safety engineers will be 1st against the wall.
. - b_c is trying to decide between Stay Awake and Go Back To Sleep.
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