- Zwart has just bought 2 printers.
- Zwart is slaving over a hot ...umm... computer.
- Zwart has had enough for now. I mean there's only *so* much absinthe a man can take.....
- Zwart has just been "raided" by a dog tax collection/enforcement team. Sheesh, I'm not *THAT* ugly!.
- Zwart shares
My rose bush is confused. It's halfway November FCOL!. - Zwart has to drive slowly.
- Zwart is gonna take a nap.
- Zwart shares d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20081114/i/r1180303842.jpg Awww.
- Zwart says FISH FISH FISH
. - Zwart asks 350 quid for a fishin' roll of wallpaper?
. - Zwart 88.88
. - Zwart 's wife has just cross-dressed the Sleeping Beauty and her Prince .
- Zwart needs a shave. BRB.
- Zwart needs prunes/plums or apricots or (real) chestnuts. Anything. Oh... and bacon
. - Zwart 's wife is redoing the taxes
. - Zwart wonders which muppet chose the name "Dong Energy" for his electric co. Sounds ...umm... uplifting
. - Zwart has vandaag buiten meermaals *zachtjes gaande paardenvoetjes* gehoord. Steeds geen Sint echter .
- Zwart is addicted.
- Zwart has found a perfect poultry and game butcher today. One of a kind in his home town....
- Zwart is playing Tower Defense games.
