- Slattern is in and then out again..
- Slattern is wheezy..
- Slattern shares
. - Slattern can smell nag champa.
. - Slattern has nothing much to say about anything really....
- Slattern has no Ladybird books on 'Holes in Crotches' but does have one on 'Gas'..
- Slattern is waiting for the kitchen floor to dry..
- Slattern shares
. - Slattern shares
![Natural Woman [Carole King]](http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/zT4qUIf59d0/default.jpg)
. - Slattern is watching the Antiques Roadshow..
- Slattern is having traumas over buying a new sofa..
- Slattern is listening to Ladyhawke
. - Slattern has made a move in Wordscraper. CH = 18 pts
. - Slattern thinks more than 3 chocolate biscuits is sick-making.
. - Slattern is reading about Hildegard von Bingen.
- Slattern thinks a trip to Paris is on the cards for next year, in fact, it's a must..
- Slattern has assembled furniture and is now thinking about cottage pie..
- Slattern would quite like some popcorn right now..
- Slattern is amused by a question that has just been asked on Facebook..
- Slattern shares Starlings.
