- Borat is go to vacation next week to north of kazakhstan! time to do sit ups!.
- Borat says U.S. of A is in crisis. now there are Jews in White House!.
- Borat wonders how chocolate face is now prime minister of U.S. of A?.
- Borat can't sleep
. - Borat needs new bookmac ~ who will send me with apples yes?.
- Borat says kazakhstan stock market in the toilet .
- Borat wonders if general mccain's lipstick girlfriend won medal for best prostitute in whole alaska *jenqui*.
- Borat asks everyone to help friend Premier GeorgeWBush find new job!.
- Borat asks is *hot* in your country? i am in tiny shorts and sweat like old woman with beard locked in cage!.
- Borat is think to returning profession as ice maker. in unstable economies ice always necessary, yes?.
- Borat says tour de kazakhstan coming through village on camels!.
- Borat is filming new movie in jordan. hope you all like!.
- Borat says i like share my new friend GeorgeWBush! he spill blood of many dirty iraqis!.
- Borat asks idea for birthday present to brother Bilo?.
- Borat says for who is tonight *Sexy-Tiiime*?.
- Borat asks why pamela not is on plurk
. - Borat thinks i shave moustache. *Naaaahhht* i fool you!.
- Borat shares song *ya da badadada da da ta la lala ba da dee dee deedadai* anybody know where to find?.
- Borat will plant olive pits today and hopes grow into olive oil bush!.
- Borat says for father's day my sons, Hueylewis and Bilak, get me hat make of rat fur. they best sons in world!.
