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  • Tenebrous
    The sea was rough, and
  • j3nn says
    rolling with a big, scary
  • jjacek
    rubber ducky floating on top
  • Tenebrous
    that Glee was joining him
  • jjacek
    . Glee waved from his sailboat
  • Tenebrous
    the warp core vertically with
  • Tenebrous
    timed to coincide with the
  • jjacek
    . If his timing was off
  • Tenebrous
    the entire vessel would be
  • Madame Maracas
    converted instantaneously into a hedgehog
  • jjacek
    , which would be a disaster
  • jjacek
    get cold when they're wet
  • jjacek
    effective sprinters. Luckily, Glee's timing
  • spiderkitten
    ....which was actually a sailBOAT
  • jjacek
    that transforms into a robot
  • Jessyka was
    able to travel from
  • spiderkitten
    the Delta quadrant, quite speedily.
  • jjacek
    Luckily, the SailBot could also
  • Jessyka
    not at the same time.
  • jjacek
    In space, no one drinks
  • Jessyka
    urine, but why would they?
  • jjacek
    'Golden showers' are difficult without
  • spiderkitten
    to avoid spacesuit accidents. But
  • spiderkitten
    (eh whut? it didn't update. ignore me)
  • rachael823
    . So the "sailbot" turned and
  • spiderkitten
    turned, making a giant whirlpool
  • jjacek
    sucked in all the katamari balls
  • CoyotePacə
    that had collected nearby planets
  • spiderkitten
    "Reverse the polarity!" cried the
  • DaleInnis is
    man with two left shoes
  • kurtvan
    cabin in a polka step
  • jjacek
    . The chief engineer flipped the
  • Tenebrous
    In his clown wig and shoes,
  • Tenebrous
    alerted him to a digestion
  • jjacek
    problem in his "lower decks"
  • Jessyka
    of rocks by a space
  • Jessyka
    (ignore mine!)
  • Jessyka
    . By "lower decks", we mean
  • Tenebrous
    the ship's large and rather rotund
  • Tenebrous
    (oops > 5, do with that what you wish :-) )
  • Tenebrous
    (oops > 5, do with that what you wish :-) )
  • spiderkitten
    buttocks, or rather, bot-tocks. He
  • Jessyka
    grabbed the ship's key and
  • Tenebrous
    forced it longingly into the
  • jjacek
    ambiguously sexually-suggestive key slot
  • Jessyka
    while the captain turned the
  • spiderkitten
    knobs upstairs attentively. The temperature
  • spiderkitten
    actually fell; everyone had deserted (s_tears)
  • jjacek
    and humidity started to rise
  • jjacek
    [oops, my post passed Skitty's in the night. I'll start again from hers :-))]
  • jjacek
    after they had their desserts
  • Kota
    which consisted of runny custard
  • jjacek
    and funny mustard. It tasted
  • Tenebrous
    of custardly mustard, an acquired
  • jjacek
    recipe stolen from a group
  • Tenebrous
    of robotic cooks, renowned for
  • jjacek
    their lack of taste sensors.
  • Tenebrous says
    Meanwhile, on the lower decks,
  • jjacek
    the containment field was leaking
  • Kota says
    a strange pink concoction, seen
  • Tenebrous
    dribbling slowly from between the
  • LyndzayM is
    secondary engine core and the
  • Kota
    large inflatable sheep. It
  • Tenebrous
    trickled nonchalantly across the floor
  • Kota
    (I can cuont to 5, honest!) "large inflatable sheep. It was
  • Tenebrous
    trickling nonchalantly across the floor (:-P)
  • Tenebrous shares
    like a sinuous, luminous trail
  • Tenebrous says
    , Flibble, who was currently under
  • Kota
    , left there by the melon
  • Tenebrous says
    keepers son, who recently had
  • Tenebrous says
    Lennox at a recent musical
  • Kota
    recital on board the HMS
  • Kota
    (Her Majest's Ship for those who don't know)
  • Tenebrous says
    Glee, coincidentally his owner's name
  • Tenebrous says
    but in space, it's always
  • spiderkitten
    [always] quiet; no-one hears you plurk.
  • Kota
    in large, yellow, fluffy pickled
  • Tenebrous
    exhausts. This causes problems with
  • Tenebrous says
    tear easily when subjected to
  • Tenebrous
    out of the closet, came
  • Damo
    Jim Carry, and he said
  • Damo
    for watching my horrible movies
  • Tenebrous says
    apart from Truman Show which
  • Tenebrous says
    pulled a trademark face and
  • Damo
    in a dorky voice, proclaimed
  • Damo
    , he bent over and clenched
  • Tenebrous says
    both buttocks, asking "Anyone have
  • Damo
    a breath mint? I am
  • Tenebrous
    ". Glee shook his head, feeling
  • Tenebrous
    He'd been hallucinating, imagining he
  • Tenebrous says
    long winded 5 word story.
  • Tenebrous says
    pervading into his very being,
  • Tenebrous says
    nozzle. He tried ferverantly to
  • Tenebrous
    snapped off in his hand,
  • Kota
    rabbit smell bad!" To this
  • Tenebrous thinks
    we've finished here now :-)

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