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  • Tenebrous says
    He turned his back and
  • Rammi says
    looked out of the window
  • Tenebrous says
    and gasped, for outside was
  • Rammi says
    a Rickrolling Plurk Twitter Whore
  • jjacek
    and a large, blue, fluffy
  • sdohrn
    t-shirt with chains and bells
  • ArminaX
    her dead friend's funeral ceremony.
  • jjacek
    But then, along the way
  • ArminaX
    the wind lifted her skirt
  • sdohrn
    and to the surprise of
  • ArminaX
    the tall, elderly gentleman nearby
  • jjacek
    the woman was wearing only
  • ArminaX
    The gentleman stopped and said,
  • jjacek
    "Excuse me miss, but do
  • jjacek
    please check them for ripeness?"
  • ArminaX
    The woman smiled, and said,
  • jjacek
    really don't believe these are
  • jjacek
    they haven't been squeezed in
  • jjacek
    be so kind as to
  • ArminaX
    touch them, but be gentle?
  • Damo
    The man put on his
  • jjacek
    [touched his] arm and led him to
  • jjacek
    corner, out of sight of
  • ArminaX
    The gentleman felt something stir
  • ArminaX
    another young woman watched them
  • ArminaX
    she clearly was quite aroused
  • spiderkitten
    pink knee protectors. She said,
  • jjacek
    open her umbrella with a wink
  • jjacek
    unearthly shade of yellow-green
  • ArminaX
    the elderly gentleman's open palm
  • ArminaX
    already held special photos of
  • jjacek
    his young, gold digging wife
  • ArminaX
    who was away with her
  • spiderkitten
    mining company on business. He
  • ArminaX
    knew the time was now
  • ArminaX
    in a rather compromising position
  • ArminaX
    blackmail would be quite possible
  • ArminaX
    call the police if they
  • ArminaX
    the two women were suddenly
  • Damo
    three blind mice and a
  • spiderkitten
    seeing eye dog. "Zounds!" cried
  • ArminaX
    the pearl-thonged woman, who
  • ArminaX
    in hopes of escaping them.
  • ArminaX
    ran up her bare legs
  • ArminaX
    , which suddenly came loose and
  • ArminaX
    on the ground, revealing her
  • ArminaX
    blushed and covered herself up.
  • Damo
    revealed that he too was
  • spiderkitten
    lacking in the genitalia department.
  • Damo
    leg in utter disgust when
  • Damo
    stuck out his long tongue
  • spiderkitten
    although, they were strangely aroused.
  • Damo
    It was getting late, and
  • Tonio
    The old gentleman whipped out
  • Tenebrous
    a whip and whipped cream,
  • Tenebrous
    and arranged a delivery of
  • BigMonkey says
    four small but perfectly formed
  • Tenebrous
    cheeses, perfect for covering in
  • Kota
    a warm fluffy dog blanket
  • Damo
    before reading them a story
  • Tenebrous
    about a man who turned
  • Kota
    blind mice and umbrellas. I
  • Tenebrous
    wonder if this story will
  • BigMonkey
    ever bloody reach it's natural
  • spiderkitten
    ...cause it's an addictive format...
  • Tenebrous
    which lends itself to many
  • Tenebrous
    yet very few occurances of
  • spiderkitten
    actual intelligence. In fact, it's
  • Tenebrous
    almost anti-intelligence in the way
  • Kota
    that it keeps going from
  • Tenebrous says
    bad to worse. however if
  • Kota
    one of the three blind
  • Tenebrous
    umbrella holding mice were to
  • Tenebrous
    umbrella-holding mice were to
  • Kota
    suddenly disappear in a cloud of
  • Tenebrous
    foul, noxious smelling gas, then
  • Kota
    my boss is around. This
  • Tenebrous is
    probably going to end
  • BigMonkey
    sooner rather than later!
  • Tenebrous
    If only there was a
  • Kota
    sequal in the pipeline, that
  • Tenebrous
    would make it easier to
  • Kota gives
    Tenebrous a round of applause for starting this :-D
  • Tenebrous says
    aw thanks :-) Plurk is almost perfect for this kinda thing

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