jameswilliams90 Jun 18, 2008 11:42AM and james wasn't impressed that linux jumped out of the cake, it scared him
jameswilliams90 Jun 18, 2008 11:45AM it wasn't long though before there was another knock at the door...
Mr_Gadget says Jun 18, 2008 11:46AM damn now they were really scared...Michael Jackson dressed as Little Red Riding Hood had arrived...
Mr_Gadget says Jun 18, 2008 11:50AM The witch wasn't very happy with all this, because despite being naked, she was being ignored now...
Mr_Gadget says Jun 18, 2008 11:52AM Seeing this Bill Gates took off his shoes for some reason, then his glasses...
fronbow says Jun 18, 2008 11:53AM apart from Steve who was muttering some strange language in the corner
Mr_Gadget says Jun 18, 2008 11:58AM Michael Jackson was set about to make an announcement regarding the launch of his new MP3 player...
jameswilliams90 Jun 18, 2008 11:59AM but he couldn't get his hand of his crotch long enough for the words to come out!
Mr_Gadget says Jun 18, 2008 12:03PM "Die iPod! I shall bury you under the oak tree at my Neverland Ranch! Next to Elvis! Muhahaha!
jameswilliams90 Jun 18, 2008 12:04PM with that the curtains open to reveal MJ's latest mp3 player, but everyone stares blankly because...
Mr_Gadget says Jun 18, 2008 12:06PM "WTF!?" Yelled little James. "This is my birthday, not some bloody product launch *cries and sobs in the corner*
jameswilliams90 Jun 18, 2008 12:08PM and james decides that the best place for him too, because he needs a new ipod too
jameswilliams90 Jun 18, 2008 12:09PM but wouldn't you know it there was a knock at the window... knock, knock, knock
Mr_Gadget says Jun 18, 2008 12:10PM The witch was now drunk and naked and trying to get their attention again...
Mr_Gadget says Jun 18, 2008 12:13PM trying to get the remaining chocolate cake out of his ear. He decided to never jump out of a real cake again...
fronbow says Jun 18, 2008 12:22PM There was a talking bird at the window trying to get someone's attention
jameswilliams90 says Jun 18, 2008 12:53PM turned the house into a large smelly durian fruit (well what do you expect? nobody else contirbuted!)!!
jameswilliams90 says Jun 18, 2008 01:01PM the only problem was the intense stench from the durian which was making people....
Mr_Gadget says Jun 18, 2008 01:28PM But before Michael could do anything to Dany, Luke Skywalker pulls out his green lightsaber!
Mr_Gadget says Jun 18, 2008 01:54PM Luke was surprised! Normally lightsabers were killing weapons but considered it's new functionality useful...
ssamantha says Jun 18, 2008 02:20PM as Luke began considering a career in fairy godmothering, he hears Dany wailing, so he...
the JoshMeister says Jun 18, 2008 02:23PM made a balloon animal. Dany wasn't impressed, so he decided to make himself useful and throw a fishing net over Ape Michael. But just then..
Snorkelbuddy says Jun 19, 2008 12:15AM but Dany picked up the broom while ignoring the witch and vanmaanen
jaysalt says Jun 19, 2008 12:55AM "What the plurk!" danny shouted. this is not the place where i wanna be! so he started the long walk back home.
hacool says Jun 19, 2008 02:34AM and a bolt from the blue (in the form of lightning) struck the cheese, and made fondue.
OldManMusings Jun 19, 2008 04:08AM so he packed up his bags and starting walking. On his way there he met a purple ...
OldManMusings Jun 19, 2008 04:23AM he continued his trek to Disneyland and came upon a strange phenomenon in the sky ...
kuanyin says Jun 19, 2008 04:26AM yes, the sky opened and down came a craft filled with funny looking cow beings.
PlurkSensei Jun 19, 2008 05:27AM and liked to dance to slow, drug-induced hysteria, which can be difficult to trigger
PlurkSensei says Jun 19, 2008 05:44AM (and of course only cow beings can dance to slow hysteria, you know)...
Mr_Gadget says Jun 19, 2008 05:58AM they motioned for him to come forward...it was weird. They seemed to be...smiling?
PlurkSensei says Jun 19, 2008 05:59AM sadly, he knew not how cow beings looked while furious, so he calmly walked towards them, mistaking it for kind grinning
kuanyin says Jun 19, 2008 06:06AM their grins were so because they were Borg Cows created to confuse and befuddle.
RichHale says Jun 19, 2008 09:11AM Danny couldn't contain his mirth at the chief Lizard's tail. The ceremonial cowbell attached to it looked daft, but with a bold swish it...
PlurkSensei says Jun 19, 2008 08:06PM of course, he was kind of ignoring the cow beings flying towards him as he said this...
kuanyin says Jun 20, 2008 03:56AM Michael J. tossed electro-magnetic coins to the crowd which (somehow?) freed them from aeons of lack consciousness.
snipergirl says Jun 20, 2008 04:32AM suddenly a dancing bear appeared. it was very sad and only shuffled. james & dany wanted to free it so they
Mr_Gadget says Jun 20, 2008 05:09AM combined with good ol' Happy Feet the Dancing Penguin, who just happened to be in the area...
umbreons_shadow says Jun 20, 2008 06:30AM they thought to themselves, some how they would stand a chance at saving the world from...
GoT mOcHi? says Jun 20, 2008 06:31AM ..and as they danced across a bridge made out of thorns, they stumbled across a field of rejected Garden Gnomes....
jpcarvalhinho feels Jun 20, 2008 09:43AM "I strike down uppon Thee with great vengeance and fuuuurious anguer, you who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers"...(Ezequiel 25,17)
Mr_Gadget says Jun 20, 2008 10:15AM "I'm outta here!" yelled Happy Feet, who stood on his head then flapped his feet which made a buzzing sound. Off into the distance he flew..
PlurkSensei Jun 20, 2008 06:41PM ...a giant beast made of thousands and thousands of live, screeching...
PlurkSensei Jun 20, 2008 11:59PM ...and as we all know, Michael is claustrophobic, so he immediately took action by...
biznickman says Jun 21, 2008 04:14AM attacking the live screeching rockstars ... "look out behind you", yelled
kuanyin says Jun 21, 2008 08:49PM who wore De Beers skull and cross bone pendants in their ears and...
Mr_Gadget says Jun 22, 2008 09:21AM a yellow "smiley-face" bandana, felt he was clothed to take on the world!! Just then...
kuanyin says Jun 22, 2008 07:28PM and said, "I free myself from all selfishness, envy, anger, and self-pity, and thus...
Snorkelbuddy says Jun 22, 2008 07:34PM H.F. was very surprised a mule could talk and had some many issues...
Mr_Gadget says Jun 23, 2008 12:34AM ...give one of my last three legs to you Happy Feet! As a gesture of unselfishness and modesty!" proclaimed the now 2 legged talking mule...
kuanyin says Jun 24, 2008 12:09AM Happy Feet danced to Malibu to pass the blessing onto those that really need it there such as Courtney Love.
kuanyin says Jun 24, 2008 11:15PM that H.F. made the wrong dance move...obviously! So he dances off to Oz!
PopCultureHead says Jun 25, 2008 12:41AM decided he was much too squeamish to take a leg, even if it was one of three.
zenelements says Jun 25, 2008 11:29PM which circled the branches of the tree stood strong by the mules side
danwest Jun 29, 2008 11:44PM get that talking mule! It's only got two legs, it can't possibly run fast enough to get away
kuanyin says Jun 30, 2008 12:42AM just then another plasma ship showed on the scene--the good guys who...
subjectifly says Jul 01, 2008 12:13AM tractor beamed the chinese gymnasts up and fired them at near-light speed at the ufo.
Snorkelbuddy says Jul 01, 2008 06:53AM So the UFO opened its cargo hatch to catch the chinese gymnasts and ...
danwest Jul 02, 2008 12:54AM the mule says thank you [in Chinese] then kicks the gymnasts back out the cargo hatch
danwest Jul 02, 2008 12:55AM leaving behind a slip stream of mustard to mark their graceful arc toward the horizon
Snorkelbuddy says Jul 02, 2008 01:50AM So the people on the ground who saw the yellow streak through the sky thought...
danwest Jul 02, 2008 02:59AM door greeters at Wal-mart were trampled underfoot by the crowds swarming in to strip the shelves of picnic supplies
aithne says Jul 02, 2008 10:21PM purple candle holders needed in the strange and bizarre ritual that was about to occur.
xǝpuɐ☆ Jul 07, 2008 03:03AM before anyone could paraphrase, the perfect machine 's door plunked open and out came a...
danwest Jul 09, 2008 01:58AM load of dancing laundry. Soon shirts and pants were doing a square dance all over the yard.
kuanyin Jul 11, 2008 11:29PM and the chocolate m & m's went one direction and the colored ones went to...
subjectifly says Oct 01, 2008 05:51AM all of a sudden Michael Jackson dies, and ham falls from the sky.
See: www.plurk.com/p/j10d 
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