| jameswilliams90 | in a land far, far, far away there lived... |
| Mr_Gadget | says | a little boy named.... |
| Toc | says | dany |
| Mr_Gadget | says | He loved to |
| Toc | says | and a witch living in there |
| jess_gavin_82 | the witch had been watching dany and james for some time |
| Mr_Gadget | says | this witched loved her PC and hated Apples Macs |
| Toc | says | but dany have one Apples Mac |
| Mr_Gadget | says | and James loved PCs |
| Mr_Gadget | says | James didn't like eating real apples though |
| Mr_Gadget | says | haha, *knock* *knock* there was someone at the door |
| Mr_Gadget | says | not wearing a skivvy this time a singlet... |
| fronbow | says | and Bill Gates, and Linus Torvalds |
| Mr_Gadget | says | they brought some cake as it was James birthday! |
| fronbow | says | Dany didn't trust them |
| Mr_Gadget | says | even though it was a chocolate cake... |
| Mr_Gadget | says | Bill didn't like that more than one person touched the cake |
| fronbow | and Steve didn't like the icing |
| Mr_Gadget | says | and Steve also wanted it to be white |
| fronbow | and more user-friendly. Just then |
| jameswilliams90 | and james wasn't impressed that linux jumped out of the cake, it scared him |
| Mr_Gadget | says | the witch started undressing |
| jameswilliams90 | because linux looked ugly |
| Mr_Gadget | says | there was chaos for a couple of seconds |
| fronbow | and the party needed kickstarting |
| Mr_Gadget | says | the two young boys started to cry |
| fronbow | but then order was restored |
| jameswilliams90 | it wasn't long though before there was another knock at the door... |
| fronbow | It was Luke Skywalker |
| Mr_Gadget | says | damn now they were really scared...Michael Jackson dressed as Little Red Riding Hood had arrived... |
| Mr_Gadget | says | They were holding hands |
| -vanMaanen- | says | like there was no tomorrow |
| fronbow | and humming a tune |
| Mr_Gadget | says | that sounded very much like |
| fronbow | The theme from mash |
| fronbow | Everybody was getting nervous |
| Mr_Gadget | says | The witch wasn't very happy with all this, because despite being naked, she was being ignored now... |
| fronbow | says | so, she whipped out her broom and started to sweep up |
| Mr_Gadget | says | Seeing this Bill Gates took off his shoes for some reason, then his glasses... |
| MikeonTV | says | but just then... |
| Mr_Gadget | says | everyone became very silent |
| fronbow | says | apart from Steve who was muttering some strange language in the corner |
| Mr_Gadget | says | he had a bit of chocolate hanging from the side of his mouth |
| Mr_Gadget | says | Michael Jackson was set about to make an announcement regarding the launch of his new MP3 player... |
| jameswilliams90 | but he couldn't get his hand of his crotch long enough for the words to come out! |
| jameswilliams90 | all he could say was... |
| Mr_Gadget | says | "I'm bad, I'm bad, you KNOW it!" |
| jameswilliams90 | and then he smashes the ipod in a defiant stance against... |
| JavaChamp | silent.... |
| Mr_Gadget | says | "Die iPod! I shall bury you under the oak tree at my Neverland Ranch! Next to Elvis! Muhahaha! |
| jameswilliams90 | with that the curtains open to reveal MJ's latest mp3 player, but everyone stares blankly because... |
| Mr_Gadget | says | it looks friggin weird |
| jameswilliams90 | and it's shaped like a zombie from the thriller clip. |
| jameswilliams90 | but that was just the start |
| jameswilliams90 | because... |
| Mr_Gadget | says | "WTF!?" Yelled little James. "This is my birthday, not some bloody product launch *cries and sobs in the corner* |
| JavaChamp | says |  |
| Mr_Gadget | says | Picking up a spare chair, James starts pounding Michael with it  |
| jameswilliams90 | and james decides that the best place for him too, because he needs a new ipod too |
| jameswilliams90 | so they both leave |
| jameswilliams90 | but wouldn't you know it there was a knock at the window... knock, knock, knock |
| fronbow | says | then Linus says "Let's get this party started" |
| Mr_Gadget | says | The witch was now drunk and naked and trying to get their attention again... |
| Mr_Gadget | says |  |
| fronbow | says | *she was playing suggestively with her broom* |
| Mr_Gadget | says | *and cat* |
| fronbow | says | Linus, meanwhile, missed all this activity as he was... |
| JavaChamp | says |  |
| Mr_Gadget | says | trying to get the remaining chocolate cake out of his ear. He decided to never jump out of a real cake again... |
| fronbow | says | There was a talking bird at the window trying to get someone's attention |
| Mr_Gadget | says | It seemed to "twitter" |
| fronbow | says | and flopped to the ground when it realised it wasn't in the water |
| fronbow | says | Then a woodcutter turned up and |
| Mr_Gadget | says | headed towards Michael Jackson... |
| fronbow | says | with a gleam in his eye, he said... |
| fronbow | says | "Come to papa" |
| Mr_Gadget | says | Now the witch was fuming with anger! |
| jameswilliams90 | says | and cast a spell that... |
| jameswilliams90 | says | turned the house into a large smelly durian fruit (well what do you expect? nobody else contirbuted!)!! |
| Mr_Gadget | says | a brand spanking new BLACK iPhone 3G!!! |
| fronbow | says | Steve was bouncing round the room |
| fronbow | says | and Dany was wondering where his life was going with this |
| jameswilliams90 | says | the only problem was the intense stench from the durian which was making people.... |
| jameswilliams90 | says | run from the room with pegs on their nose. |
| fronbow | says | Apart from Michael, he was strangely unaware of the smell |
| Mr_Gadget | says | his nose was fake and all he could smell was silicon |
| ssamantha | says | michael walks over to dany and.. |
| fronbow | says | kisses him on the cheek... |
| Mr_Gadget | says | But before Michael could do anything to Dany, Luke Skywalker pulls out his green lightsaber! |
| Where2 | and turned Michael into |
| ssamantha | says | an ape. |
| Mr_Gadget | says | Luke was surprised! Normally lightsabers were killing weapons but considered it's new functionality useful... |
| ssamantha | says | as Luke began considering a career in fairy godmothering, he hears Dany wailing, so he... |
| the JoshMeister | says | made a balloon animal. Dany wasn't impressed, so he decided to make himself useful and throw a fishing net over Ape Michael. But just then.. |
| Snorkelbuddy | says | the witch threw her broom at Dany |
| kuanyin | will | take her wand to that witch--ya better believe it! |
| -vanMaanen- | says | And yep... That's what she said  See: www.plurk.com/p/j10d |
| Snorkelbuddy | says | but Dany picked up the broom while ignoring the witch and vanmaanen |
| kuanyin | says | and the wand whisked everyone away to Las Vegas for pupus. |
| jaysalt | says | "What the plurk!" danny shouted. this is not the place where i wanna be! so he started the long walk back home. |
| LBinVA | says | not knowing where it was bound |
| subjectifly | just then a big block of cheese fell of a tree in front of danny. |
| hacool | says | and a bolt from the blue (in the form of lightning) struck the cheese, and made fondue. |
| subjectifly | and everyone cheered |
| worldcat | says | he was a bit lactose intolerant |
| jameswilliams90 | says | so Danny just ate fruit instead |
| Snorkelbuddy | says | and found a worm in an apple... |
| Toc | says | the apple yield a Apple Mac |
| worldcat | says | but he wasn't hungry enough to eat it like the guy on tv |
| worldcat | says | survivor tv is not his thing |
| PlurkSensei | says | so he decided to go to Disneyland for the summer |
| worldcat | says | Disneyland is the best in the summer - all attractions are open |
| worldcat | says | Danny gets an email that he's just won a magic pass to Disneyland |
| worldcat | says | Shows up on his macbook |
| OldManMusings | so he packed up his bags and starting walking. On his way there he met a purple ... |
| JavaChamp | says |  ghost ... |
| WaveShoppe | says | wearing a Hawaiian shirt |
| JavaChamp | and laughing  |
| OldManMusings | the ghost asked him for directions to the adult... |
| JavaChamp | dancing party  |
| OldManMusings | saying it's Peanut Butter Jelly Time! |
| JavaChamp | says | and loud music is going on  |
| OldManMusings | he continued his trek to Disneyland and came upon a strange phenomenon in the sky ... |
| WaveShoppe | says | over Canada |
| kuanyin | says | yes, the sky opened and down came a craft filled with funny looking cow beings. |
| Snorkelbuddy | says | who mooved very slowly .... |
| PlurkSensei | and liked to dance to slow, drug-induced hysteria, which can be difficult to trigger |
| PlurkSensei | says | (and of course only cow beings can dance to slow hysteria, you know)... |
| Mr_Gadget | says | they motioned for him to come forward...it was weird. They seemed to be...smiling? |
| PlurkSensei | says | sadly, he knew not how cow beings looked while furious, so he calmly walked towards them, mistaking it for kind grinning |
| kuanyin | says | their grins were so because they were Borg Cows created to confuse and befuddle. |
| Snorkelbuddy | says | but beneath the grins lay... |
| computersaysno | says | some radioactive zombie lizards |
| JavaChamp | says |  |
| RichHale | says | Danny couldn't contain his mirth at the chief Lizard's tail. The ceremonial cowbell attached to it looked daft, but with a bold swish it... |
| fronbow | says | knocked him off his feet |
| sweetestsmiles | says | the witch came and... |
| j3nn | says | asked him |
| kuanyin | says | why didn't you call? Your supper is getting cold! |
| subjectifly | says | just then the cow beings... |
| kuanyin | says | and yelled we want some of that grizzled curd too! |
| PlurkSensei | says | of course, he was kind of ignoring the cow beings flying towards him as he said this... |
| subjectifly | says | as the cow beings were coming to seek vengeance... |
| fronbow | says | on Bill and Steve. But then out of nowhere appeared... |
| Mr_Gadget | says | Michael Jackson doing the moonwalk... |
| subjectifly | says | with James walking behind him on a leash... |
| PlurkSensei | says | while someone of little mention polished the dog's shoes... |
| PlurkSensei | says | (we're assuming James is a dog atm) |
| kuanyin | says | Michael J. tossed electro-magnetic coins to the crowd which (somehow?) freed them from aeons of lack consciousness. |
| Snorkelbuddy | says | So the crowd started dancing and... |
| snipergirl | says | suddenly a dancing bear appeared. it was very sad and only shuffled. james & dany wanted to free it so they |
| Mr_Gadget | says | combined with good ol' Happy Feet the Dancing Penguin, who just happened to be in the area... |
| snipergirl | says | to form Happy James Feet and Dany the Dancing Bearguin |
| umbreons_shadow | says | they thought to themselves, some how they would stand a chance at saving the world from... |
| GoT mOcHi? | says | ..and as they danced across a bridge made out of thorns, they stumbled across a field of rejected Garden Gnomes.... |
| dpcafe | feels | selling imitation Rolex and shouting... |
| cuteseal | says | get off my lawn you bunch of whippersnappers, before |
| jpcarvalhinho | feels | "I strike down uppon Thee with great vengeance and fuuuurious anguer, you who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers"...(Ezequiel 25,17) |
| Mr_Gadget | says | "I'm outta here!" yelled Happy Feet, who stood on his head then flapped his feet which made a buzzing sound. Off into the distance he flew.. |
| kuanyin | says | through a wormhole to the fabled land of Lemuria where H.F. saw... |
| PlurkSensei | ...a giant beast made of thousands and thousands of live, screeching... |
| subjectifly | says | ROCK STARS!!! |
| PlurkSensei | says | as James commenced gasping in horror, the walls began to... |
| PlurkSensei | ...and as we all know, Michael is claustrophobic, so he immediately took action by... |
| biznickman | says | attacking the live screeching rockstars ... "look out behind you", yelled |
| Snorkelbuddy | says | James as H.F. began to slide down... |
| puresurplus | says | the stripper pole |
| PlurkSensei | ...while Hercules appeared in a ray of sweat, pride and... |
| kuanyin | says | resplendent, glittering bell bottoms accessorized with... |
| PlurkSensei | grape juice-covered Chinese acrobats... |
| kuanyin | says | who wore De Beers skull and cross bone pendants in their ears and... |
| Mr_Gadget | says | a yellow "smiley-face" bandana, felt he was clothed to take on the world!! Just then... |
| Surabufix | says | a three legged mule walked up to him and he exclaimed... |
| kuanyin | says | and said, "I free myself from all selfishness, envy, anger, and self-pity, and thus... |
| Snorkelbuddy | says | H.F. was very surprised a mule could talk and had some many issues... |
| Mr_Gadget | says | ...give one of my last three legs to you Happy Feet! As a gesture of unselfishness and modesty!" proclaimed the now 2 legged talking mule... |
| kuanyin | says | Happy Feet danced to Malibu to pass the blessing onto those that really need it there such as Courtney Love. |
| kuanyin | says | that H.F. made the wrong dance move...obviously! So he dances off to Oz! |
| Snorkelbuddy | says | where Toto grabbed the talking mule's leg and.... |
| PopCultureHead | says | decided he was much too squeamish to take a leg, even if it was one of three. |
| kuanyin | says | and the mule finally decided to speak and said... |
| kuanyin | says | Kiss of power, chalice of grace, pour your blessings on my face. |
| aithne | says | and there arose a plume of smoke |
| zenelements | says | which circled the branches of the tree stood strong by the mules side |
| aithne | says | , Pamela. Pamela Anderson! |
| kuanyin | says | Pamela, what are we going to do with the nanoparticles? |
| Snorkelbuddy | says | and Pamela answered "the nanoparticles will help us with..." |
| subjectifly | the burning and itchy rash... |
| aithne | says | that was left over from the |
| kuanyin | volcanic embers showered by Pele and... |
| subjectifly | says | a very large, very deadly platypus. |
| aithne | says | right then, the dancing witch said |
| danwest | run or you'll be abducted by a UFO |
| kuanyin | says | better yet to put up your invisibility shield pronto because... |
| Snorkelbuddy | says | if you are seen you will be turned into a .... |
| danwest | An alien experimental test subject |
| danwest | the ufo recieved a transmission from the mother ship: |
| danwest | get that talking mule! It's only got two legs, it can't possibly run fast enough to get away |
| kuanyin | says | just then another plasma ship showed on the scene--the good guys who... |
| subjectifly | says | tractor beamed the chinese gymnasts up and fired them at near-light speed at the ufo. |
| Snorkelbuddy | says | So the UFO opened its cargo hatch to catch the chinese gymnasts and ... |
| kuanyin | says | swiftly slathered them with mustard and relish and... |
| aithne | says | waited for the |
| danwest | buns, but the Chinese gymnast have prosthetic legs for the mule |
| danwest | the mule says thank you [in Chinese] then kicks the gymnasts back out the cargo hatch |
| danwest | leaving behind a slip stream of mustard to mark their graceful arc toward the horizon |
| Snorkelbuddy | says | So the people on the ground who saw the yellow streak through the sky thought... |
| danwest | door greeters at Wal-mart were trampled underfoot by the crowds swarming in to strip the shelves of picnic supplies |
| kuanyin | says | and purple candle holders because of the need for... |
| aithne | says | purple candle holders needed in the strange and bizarre ritual that was about to occur. |
| kuanyin | says | a ritual so bizarre it could be termed... |
| kuanyin | is | a purple passion plurkaholic plurkular... |
| aithne | says | ritual. |
| danwest | pulse pounding party |
| aithne | says | Meanwhile, on the other side of... |
| xǝpuɐ☆ | Mt Plurkrest mountain sat an old.. |
| aithne | washing machine. |
| kuanyin | a washing machine constructed of the purest peridot... |
| aithne | for purging a plethora of |
| kuanyin | is | putrified plurks and... |
| xǝpuɐ☆ | before anyone could paraphrase, the perfect machine 's door plunked open and out came a... |
| danwest | load of dancing laundry. Soon shirts and pants were doing a square dance all over the yard. |
| danwest | Grab your pardner by the sleeve, wring her out and give'r a heave... |
| danwest | If you havn't kissed her yet, do it now while she's still wet... |
| danwest | Do Sa Do |
| kuanyin | is | And all was Plurk.alici.us until the torrential rains came and... |
| kuanyin | is | |
| subjectifly | says | washed away the m&ms littered everywhere |
| kuanyin | and the chocolate m & m's went one direction and the colored ones went to... |
| tfl | says | good because all that sugar wasn't any good. |
| subjectifly | says | all of a sudden Michael Jackson dies, and ham falls from the sky. |
| tfl | says | and with the ham, sam I am had green eggs and ham |
| ndaru | test |
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