Mr_Gadget shares Plurk's Longest Story! - Once upon a time...

250 responses to this plurk.

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  June 18, 2008 at 11:28 jameswilliams90 in a land far, far, far away there lived...
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:28 Mr_Gadget says a little boy named....
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:29 Toc says dany
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:29 Leigh says James
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:29 Mr_Gadget says He loved to
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:29 Toc says and a witch living in there
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:30 jess_gavin_82 the witch had been watching dany and james for some time
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:30 Mr_Gadget says this witched loved her PC and hated Apples Macs
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:31 Toc says but dany have one Apples Mac
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:31 Mr_Gadget says and James loved PCs
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:32 PunkkaHax but he prefered apples which can be eaten
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:32 Mr_Gadget says James didn't like eating real apples though
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:33 Mr_Gadget says haha, *knock* *knock* there was someone at the door
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:35 Leigh says it was Steve Jobs
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:35 Mr_Gadget says not wearing a skivvy this time a singlet...
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:35 fronbow says and Bill Gates, and Linus Torvalds
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:36 Mr_Gadget says they brought some cake as it was James birthday!
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:37 fronbow says Dany didn't trust them
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:38 Mr_Gadget says even though it was a chocolate cake...
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:39 jarkkolaine linus said: "it's an open source cake, you can check the recipe"
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:39 Mr_Gadget says Bill didn't like that more than one person touched the cake
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:41 fronbow and Steve didn't like the icing
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:41 Mr_Gadget says and Steve also wanted it to be white
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:42 fronbow and more user-friendly. Just then
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:42 jameswilliams90 and james wasn't impressed that linux jumped out of the cake, it scared him
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:42 Mr_Gadget says the witch started undressing
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:42 jameswilliams90 because linux looked ugly
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:43 Mr_Gadget says there was chaos for a couple of seconds
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:43 fronbow and the party needed kickstarting
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:44 Mr_Gadget says the two young boys started to cry
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:44 fronbow but then order was restored
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:45 jameswilliams90 it wasn't long though before there was another knock at the door...
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:45 fronbow It was Luke Skywalker
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:46 Mr_Gadget says damn now they were really scared...Michael Jackson dressed as Little Red Riding Hood had arrived...
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:46 Mr_Gadget says They were holding hands
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:47 -vanMaanen- says like there was no tomorrow
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:47 fronbow and humming a tune
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:48 Mr_Gadget says that sounded very much like
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:50 fronbow The theme from mash
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:50 fronbow Everybody was getting nervous
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:50 Mr_Gadget says The witch wasn't very happy with all this, because despite being naked, she was being ignored now...
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:51 fronbow says so, she whipped out her broom and started to sweep up
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:52 Mr_Gadget says Seeing this Bill Gates took off his shoes for some reason, then his glasses...
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:52 MikeonTV says but just then...
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:52 Mr_Gadget says everyone became very silent
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:53 fronbow says apart from Steve who was muttering some strange language in the corner
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:53 Mr_Gadget says he had a bit of chocolate hanging from the side of his mouth
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:58 ob81 says so he wiped it with his left sleeve
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:58 Mr_Gadget says Michael Jackson was set about to make an announcement regarding the launch of his new MP3 player...
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:59 jameswilliams90 but he couldn't get his hand of his crotch long enough for the words to come out!
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  June 18, 2008 at 11:59 jameswilliams90 all he could say was...
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:01 Mr_Gadget says "I'm bad, I'm bad, you KNOW it!"
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:01 jameswilliams90 and then he smashes the ipod in a defiant stance against...
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:03 JavaChamp silent....
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:03 Mr_Gadget says "Die iPod! I shall bury you under the oak tree at my Neverland Ranch! Next to Elvis! Muhahaha!
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:04 jameswilliams90 with that the curtains open to reveal MJ's latest mp3 player, but everyone stares blankly because...
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:05 Mr_Gadget says it looks friggin weird
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:05 jameswilliams90 and it's shaped like a zombie from the thriller clip.
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:06 jameswilliams90 but that was just the start
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:06 jameswilliams90 because...
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:06 Mr_Gadget says "WTF!?" Yelled little James. "This is my birthday, not some bloody product launch *cries and sobs in the corner*
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:07 JavaChamp says
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:08 Leigh says Bill gates says he has to go, he wants to camp out at the new apple store for his free Tshirt
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:08 Mr_Gadget says Picking up a spare chair, James starts pounding Michael with it
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:08 jameswilliams90 and james decides that the best place for him too, because he needs a new ipod too
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:08 jameswilliams90 so they both leave
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:09 jameswilliams90 but wouldn't you know it there was a knock at the window... knock, knock, knock
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:10 fronbow says then Linus says "Let's get this party started"
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:10 Mr_Gadget says The witch was now drunk and naked and trying to get their attention again...
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:10 Mr_Gadget says
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:10 fronbow says *she was playing suggestively with her broom*
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:11 Mr_Gadget says *and cat*
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:12 fronbow says Linus, meanwhile, missed all this activity as he was...
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:13 JavaChamp says
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:13 Mr_Gadget says trying to get the remaining chocolate cake out of his ear. He decided to never jump out of a real cake again...
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:22 fronbow says There was a talking bird at the window trying to get someone's attention
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:24 Mr_Gadget says It seemed to "twitter"
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:28 Leigh says suddenly, a whale came from nowhere and ate the bird
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:29 fronbow says and flopped to the ground when it realised it wasn't in the water
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:30 fronbow says Then a woodcutter turned up and
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:33 Mr_Gadget says headed towards Michael Jackson...
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:34 fronbow says with a gleam in his eye, he said...
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:37 fronbow says "Come to papa"
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:37 Mr_Gadget says Now the witch was fuming with anger!
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:44 jameswilliams90 says and cast a spell that...
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:53 jameswilliams90 says turned the house into a large smelly durian fruit (well what do you expect? nobody else contirbuted!)!!
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:54 mebored81 says the durian fruit slowly cracked open to reveal
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:56 Mr_Gadget says a brand spanking new BLACK iPhone 3G!!!
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  June 18, 2008 at 12:57 fronbow says Steve was bouncing round the room
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  June 18, 2008 at 13:00 fronbow says and Dany was wondering where his life was going with this
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  June 18, 2008 at 13:01 jameswilliams90 says the only problem was the intense stench from the durian which was making people....
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  June 18, 2008 at 13:05 jameswilliams90 says run from the room with pegs on their nose.
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  June 18, 2008 at 13:06 fronbow says Apart from Michael, he was strangely unaware of the smell
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  June 18, 2008 at 13:12 Mr_Gadget says his nose was fake and all he could smell was silicon
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  June 18, 2008 at 13:19 ssamantha says michael walks over to dany and..
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  June 18, 2008 at 13:28 fronbow says kisses him on the cheek...
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  June 18, 2008 at 13:28 Mr_Gadget says But before Michael could do anything to Dany, Luke Skywalker pulls out his green lightsaber!
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  June 18, 2008 at 13:39 Where2 and turned Michael into
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  June 18, 2008 at 13:48 ssamantha says an ape.
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  June 18, 2008 at 13:54 Mr_Gadget says Luke was surprised! Normally lightsabers were killing weapons but considered it's new functionality useful...
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  June 18, 2008 at 14:20 ssamantha says as Luke began considering a career in fairy godmothering, he hears Dany wailing, so he...
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  June 18, 2008 at 14:23 the JoshMeister says made a balloon animal. Dany wasn't impressed, so he decided to make himself useful and throw a fishing net over Ape Michael. But just then..
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  June 18, 2008 at 17:55 snorkelbuddy says the witch threw her broom at Dany
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  June 18, 2008 at 21:32 kuanyin will take her wand to that witch--ya better believe it!
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  June 18, 2008 at 22:03 -vanMaanen- says And yep... That's what she said See: www.plurk.com/p/j10d
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  June 19, 2008 at 00:15 snorkelbuddy says but Dany picked up the broom while ignoring the witch and vanmaanen
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  June 19, 2008 at 00:40 kuanyin says and the wand whisked everyone away to Las Vegas for pupus.
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  June 19, 2008 at 00:55 jaysalt says "What the plurk!" danny shouted. this is not the place where i wanna be! so he started the long walk back home.
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  June 19, 2008 at 02:28 mὶkὶ says but then he got lost and found himself...
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  June 19, 2008 at 02:29 LBinVA says not knowing where it was bound
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  June 19, 2008 at 02:30 subjectifly just then a big block of cheese fell of a tree in front of danny.
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  June 19, 2008 at 02:34 cool says and a bolt from the blue (in the form of lightning) struck the cheese, and made fondue.
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  June 19, 2008 at 02:37 subjectifly and everyone cheered
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  June 19, 2008 at 02:37 mὶkὶ says except for danny, cuz he was allergic to cheese.
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  June 19, 2008 at 02:58 worldcat says he was a bit lactose intolerant
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  June 19, 2008 at 03:06 jameswilliams90 says so Danny just ate fruit instead
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  June 19, 2008 at 03:11 snorkelbuddy says and found a worm in an apple...
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  June 19, 2008 at 03:14 Toc says the apple yield a Apple Mac
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  June 19, 2008 at 03:14 worldcat says but he wasn't hungry enough to eat it like the guy on tv
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  June 19, 2008 at 03:20 worldcat says survivor tv is not his thing
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  June 19, 2008 at 04:01 PlurkSensei says so he decided to go to Disneyland for the summer
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  June 19, 2008 at 04:02 worldcat says Disneyland is the best in the summer - all attractions are open
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  June 19, 2008 at 04:05 mὶkὶ says but the long lines!
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  June 19, 2008 at 04:07 worldcat says Danny gets an email that he's just won a magic pass to Disneyland
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  June 19, 2008 at 04:07 worldcat says Shows up on his macbook
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  June 19, 2008 at 04:08 OldManMusings so he packed up his bags and starting walking. On his way there he met a purple ...
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  June 19, 2008 at 04:09 JavaChamp says ghost ...
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  June 19, 2008 at 04:10 WaveShoppe says wearing a Hawaiian shirt
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  June 19, 2008 at 04:12 JavaChamp and laughing
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  June 19, 2008 at 04:12 OldManMusings the ghost asked him for directions to the adult...
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  June 19, 2008 at 04:14 JavaChamp dancing party
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  June 19, 2008 at 04:15 mὶkὶ says where all the adults dressed up like bananas
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  June 19, 2008 at 04:16 OldManMusings saying it's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
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  June 19, 2008 at 04:16 JavaChamp says and loud music is going on
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  June 19, 2008 at 04:23 OldManMusings he continued his trek to Disneyland and came upon a strange phenomenon in the sky ...
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  June 19, 2008 at 04:24 WaveShoppe says over Canada
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  June 19, 2008 at 04:26 kuanyin says yes, the sky opened and down came a craft filled with funny looking cow beings.
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  June 19, 2008 at 04:30 snorkelbuddy says who mooved very slowly ....
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  June 19, 2008 at 05:27 PlurkSensei and liked to dance to slow, drug-induced hysteria, which can be difficult to trigger
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  June 19, 2008 at 05:44 PlurkSensei says (and of course only cow beings can dance to slow hysteria, you know)...
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  June 19, 2008 at 05:58 Mr_Gadget says they motioned for him to come forward...it was weird. They seemed to be...smiling?
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  June 19, 2008 at 05:59 PlurkSensei says sadly, he knew not how cow beings looked while furious, so he calmly walked towards them, mistaking it for kind grinning
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  June 19, 2008 at 06:06 kuanyin says their grins were so because they were Borg Cows created to confuse and befuddle.
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  June 19, 2008 at 06:55 snorkelbuddy says but beneath the grins lay...
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  June 19, 2008 at 08:56 computersaysno says some radioactive zombie lizards
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  June 19, 2008 at 08:59 JavaChamp says
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  June 19, 2008 at 09:11 RichHale says Danny couldn't contain his mirth at the chief Lizard's tail. The ceremonial cowbell attached to it looked daft, but with a bold swish it...
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  June 19, 2008 at 09:15 fronbow says knocked him off his feet
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  June 19, 2008 at 10:47 sweetsmiles says the witch came and...
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  June 19, 2008 at 16:48 JustJ3nn says asked him
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  June 19, 2008 at 17:52 kuanyin says why didn't you call? Your supper is getting cold!
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  June 19, 2008 at 17:57 idaft says sorry, on my way home I had a 3rd degree encounter with the last cylon.
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  June 19, 2008 at 18:00 subjectifly says just then the cow beings...
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  June 19, 2008 at 18:43 kuanyin says and yelled we want some of that grizzled curd too!
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  June 19, 2008 at 20:06 PlurkSensei says of course, he was kind of ignoring the cow beings flying towards him as he said this...
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  June 19, 2008 at 21:59 subjectifly says as the cow beings were coming to seek vengeance...
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  June 19, 2008 at 22:36 fronbow says on Bill and Steve. But then out of nowhere appeared...
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  June 20, 2008 at 00:08 Mr_Gadget says Michael Jackson doing the moonwalk...
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  June 20, 2008 at 02:05 subjectifly says with James walking behind him on a leash...
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  June 20, 2008 at 02:11 PlurkSensei says while someone of little mention polished the dog's shoes...
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  June 20, 2008 at 02:41 PlurkSensei says (we're assuming James is a dog atm)
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  June 20, 2008 at 03:56 kuanyin says Michael J. tossed electro-magnetic coins to the crowd which (somehow?) freed them from aeons of lack consciousness.
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  June 20, 2008 at 04:31 snorkelbuddy says So the crowd started dancing and...
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  June 20, 2008 at 04:32 snipergirl says suddenly a dancing bear appeared. it was very sad and only shuffled. james & dany wanted to free it so they
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  June 20, 2008 at 05:09 Mr_Gadget says combined with good ol' Happy Feet the Dancing Penguin, who just happened to be in the area...
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  June 20, 2008 at 05:11 snipergirl says to form Happy James Feet and Dany the Dancing Bearguin
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  June 20, 2008 at 06:30 umbreons_shadow says they thought to themselves, some how they would stand a chance at saving the world from...
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  June 20, 2008 at 06:31 GoT mOcHi? says ..and as they danced across a bridge made out of thorns, they stumbled across a field of rejected Garden Gnomes....
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  June 20, 2008 at 06:42 dpcafe feels selling imitation Rolex and shouting...
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  June 20, 2008 at 06:50 cuteseal says get off my lawn you bunch of whippersnappers, before
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  June 20, 2008 at 09:43 jpcarvalhinho feels "I strike down uppon Thee with great vengeance and fuuuurious anguer, you who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers"...(Ezequiel 25,17)
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  June 20, 2008 at 10:15 Mr_Gadget says "I'm outta here!" yelled Happy Feet, who stood on his head then flapped his feet which made a buzzing sound. Off into the distance he flew..
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  June 20, 2008 at 18:39 kuanyin says through a wormhole to the fabled land of Lemuria where H.F. saw...
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  June 20, 2008 at 18:41 PlurkSensei ...a giant beast made of thousands and thousands of live, screeching...
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  June 20, 2008 at 19:31 subjectifly says ROCK STARS!!!
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  June 20, 2008 at 19:35 PlurkSensei says as James commenced gasping in horror, the walls began to...
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  June 20, 2008 at 22:01 JEGERPHIL compress to the size of a moue trap
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  June 20, 2008 at 23:59 PlurkSensei ...and as we all know, Michael is claustrophobic, so he immediately took action by...
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  June 21, 2008 at 04:14 biznickman says attacking the live screeching rockstars ... "look out behind you", yelled
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  June 21, 2008 at 04:22 snorkelbuddy says James as H.F. began to slide down...
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  June 21, 2008 at 04:23 momtrepreneur says the stripper pole
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  June 21, 2008 at 04:42 PlurkSensei ...while Hercules appeared in a ray of sweat, pride and...
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  June 21, 2008 at 04:47 kuanyin says resplendent, glittering bell bottoms accessorized with...
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  June 21, 2008 at 04:48 PlurkSensei grape juice-covered Chinese acrobats...
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  June 21, 2008 at 20:49 kuanyin says who wore De Beers skull and cross bone pendants in their ears and...
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  June 22, 2008 at 09:21 Mr_Gadget says a yellow "smiley-face" bandana, felt he was clothed to take on the world!! Just then...
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  June 22, 2008 at 12:36 Surabufix says a three legged mule walked up to him and he exclaimed...
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  June 22, 2008 at 19:28 kuanyin says and said, "I free myself from all selfishness, envy, anger, and self-pity, and thus...
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  June 22, 2008 at 19:34 snorkelbuddy says H.F. was very surprised a mule could talk and had some many issues...
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  June 23, 2008 at 00:34 Mr_Gadget says ...give one of my last three legs to you Happy Feet! As a gesture of unselfishness and modesty!" proclaimed the now 2 legged talking mule...
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  June 24, 2008 at 00:09 kuanyin says Happy Feet danced to Malibu to pass the blessing onto those that really need it there such as Courtney Love.
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  June 24, 2008 at 23:15 kuanyin says that H.F. made the wrong dance move...obviously! So he dances off to Oz!
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  June 24, 2008 at 23:21 snorkelbuddy says where Toto grabbed the talking mule's leg and....
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  June 25, 2008 at 00:41 Screamstress says decided he was much too squeamish to take a leg, even if it was one of three.
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  June 25, 2008 at 20:26 kuanyin says and the mule finally decided to speak and said...
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  June 25, 2008 at 20:32 kuanyin says Kiss of power, chalice of grace, pour your blessings on my face.
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  June 25, 2008 at 22:56 aithne says and there arose a plume of smoke
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  June 25, 2008 at 23:29 Zen Elements says which circled the branches of the tree stood strong by the mules side
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  June 25, 2008 at 23:56 aithne says , Pamela. Pamela Anderson!
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  June 27, 2008 at 00:44 kuanyin says Pamela, what are we going to do with the nanoparticles?
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  June 27, 2008 at 07:47 snorkelbuddy says and Pamela answered "the nanoparticles will help us with..."
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  June 27, 2008 at 16:45 subjectifly the burning and itchy rash...
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  June 27, 2008 at 17:46 aithne says that was left over from the
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  June 28, 2008 at 00:31 kuanyin volcanic embers showered by Pele and...
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  June 28, 2008 at 01:56 subjectifly says a very large, very deadly platypus.
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  June 28, 2008 at 12:27 aithne says right then, the dancing witch said
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  June 28, 2008 at 16:32 danwest run or you'll be abducted by a UFO
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  June 28, 2008 at 20:04 kuanyin says better yet to put up your invisibility shield pronto because...
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  June 28, 2008 at 20:22 snorkelbuddy says if you are seen you will be turned into a ....
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  June 29, 2008 at 23:41 danwest An alien experimental test subject
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  June 29, 2008 at 23:43 danwest the ufo recieved a transmission from the mother ship:
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  June 29, 2008 at 23:44 danwest get that talking mule! It's only got two legs, it can't possibly run fast enough to get away
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  June 30, 2008 at 00:42 kuanyin says just then another plasma ship showed on the scene--the good guys who...
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  July 01, 2008 at 00:13 subjectifly says tractor beamed the chinese gymnasts up and fired them at near-light speed at the ufo.
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  July 01, 2008 at 06:53 snorkelbuddy says So the UFO opened its cargo hatch to catch the chinese gymnasts and ...
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  July 01, 2008 at 21:37 kuanyin says swiftly slathered them with mustard and relish and...
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  July 01, 2008 at 21:50 aithne says waited for the
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  July 02, 2008 at 00:52 danwest buns, but the Chinese gymnast have prosthetic legs for the mule
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  July 02, 2008 at 00:54 danwest the mule says thank you [in Chinese] then kicks the gymnasts back out the cargo hatch
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  July 02, 2008 at 00:55 danwest leaving behind a slip stream of mustard to mark their graceful arc toward the horizon
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  July 02, 2008 at 01:50 snorkelbuddy says So the people on the ground who saw the yellow streak through the sky thought...
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  July 02, 2008 at 01:54 treo700 says Hmmm, I want a hotdog with mustard, pickles and mayonaise
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  July 02, 2008 at 02:59 danwest door greeters at Wal-mart were trampled underfoot by the crowds swarming in to strip the shelves of picnic supplies
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  July 02, 2008 at 06:49 kuanyin says and purple candle holders because of the need for...
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  July 02, 2008 at 22:21 aithne says purple candle holders needed in the strange and bizarre ritual that was about to occur.
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  July 03, 2008 at 04:46 kuanyin says a ritual so bizarre it could be termed...
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  July 04, 2008 at 02:37 kuanyin is a purple passion plurkaholic plurkular...
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  July 05, 2008 at 12:58 aithne says ritual.
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  July 05, 2008 at 13:00 danwest pulse pounding party
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  July 05, 2008 at 13:03 aithne says Meanwhile, on the other side of...
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  July 05, 2008 at 13:09 andex Mt Plurkrest mountain sat an old..
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  July 05, 2008 at 14:12 aithne washing machine.
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  July 05, 2008 at 18:49 kuanyin a washing machine constructed of the purest peridot...
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  July 05, 2008 at 19:40 aithne for purging a plethora of
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  July 07, 2008 at 00:49 kuanyin is putrified plurks and...
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  July 07, 2008 at 03:03 andex before anyone could paraphrase, the perfect machine 's door plunked open and out came a...
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  July 09, 2008 at 01:58 danwest load of dancing laundry. Soon shirts and pants were doing a square dance all over the yard.
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  July 09, 2008 at 02:00 danwest Grab your pardner by the sleeve, wring her out and give'r a heave...
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  July 09, 2008 at 02:01 danwest If you havn't kissed her yet, do it now while she's still wet...
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  July 09, 2008 at 02:03 danwest Do Sa Do
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  July 10, 2008 at 03:07 kuanyin is And all was Plurk.alici.us until the torrential rains came and...
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  July 10, 2008 at 03:08 kua