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  • jameswilliams90
    in a land far, far, far away there lived...
  • Mr_Gadget says
    a little boy named....
  • Toc says
    dany
  • Toc says
    and a witch living in there
  • jess_gavin_82
    the witch had been watching dany and james for some time
  • Mr_Gadget says
    this witched loved her PC and hated Apples Macs
  • Toc says
    but dany have one Apples Mac
  • Mr_Gadget says
    and James loved PCs
  • Mr_Gadget says
    James didn't like eating real apples though
  • Mr_Gadget says
    haha, *knock* *knock* there was someone at the door
  • Mr_Gadget says
    not wearing a skivvy this time a singlet...
  • fronbow says
    and Bill Gates, and Linus Torvalds
  • Mr_Gadget says
    they brought some cake as it was James birthday!
  • fronbow says
    Dany didn't trust them
  • Mr_Gadget says
    even though it was a chocolate cake...
  • Mr_Gadget says
    Bill didn't like that more than one person touched the cake
  • fronbow
    and Steve didn't like the icing
  • Mr_Gadget says
    and Steve also wanted it to be white
  • fronbow
    and more user-friendly. Just then
  • jameswilliams90
    and james wasn't impressed that linux jumped out of the cake, it scared him
  • Mr_Gadget says
    the witch started undressing
  • Mr_Gadget says
    there was chaos for a couple of seconds
  • fronbow
    and the party needed kickstarting
  • Mr_Gadget says
    the two young boys started to cry
  • fronbow
    but then order was restored
  • jameswilliams90
    it wasn't long though before there was another knock at the door...
  • fronbow
    It was Luke Skywalker
  • Mr_Gadget says
    damn now they were really scared...Michael Jackson dressed as Little Red Riding Hood had arrived...
  • Mr_Gadget says
    They were holding hands
  • -vanMaanen- says
    like there was no tomorrow
  • fronbow
    and humming a tune
  • Mr_Gadget says
    that sounded very much like
  • fronbow
    The theme from mash
  • fronbow
    Everybody was getting nervous
  • Mr_Gadget says
    The witch wasn't very happy with all this, because despite being naked, she was being ignored now...
  • fronbow says
    so, she whipped out her broom and started to sweep up
  • Mr_Gadget says
    Seeing this Bill Gates took off his shoes for some reason, then his glasses...
  • MikeonTV says
    but just then...
  • Mr_Gadget says
    everyone became very silent
  • fronbow says
    apart from Steve who was muttering some strange language in the corner
  • Mr_Gadget says
    he had a bit of chocolate hanging from the side of his mouth
  • Mr_Gadget says
    Michael Jackson was set about to make an announcement regarding the launch of his new MP3 player...
  • jameswilliams90
    but he couldn't get his hand of his crotch long enough for the words to come out!
  • Mr_Gadget says
    "I'm bad, I'm bad, you KNOW it!"
  • jameswilliams90
    and then he smashes the ipod in a defiant stance against...
  • Mr_Gadget says
    "Die iPod! I shall bury you under the oak tree at my Neverland Ranch! Next to Elvis! Muhahaha!
  • jameswilliams90
    with that the curtains open to reveal MJ's latest mp3 player, but everyone stares blankly because...
  • Mr_Gadget says
    it looks friggin weird
  • jameswilliams90
    and it's shaped like a zombie from the thriller clip.
  • Mr_Gadget says
    "WTF!?" Yelled little James. "This is my birthday, not some bloody product launch *cries and sobs in the corner*
  • Mr_Gadget says
    Picking up a spare chair, James starts pounding Michael with it (p_idiot)
  • jameswilliams90
    and james decides that the best place for him too, because he needs a new ipod too
  • jameswilliams90
    but wouldn't you know it there was a knock at the window... knock, knock, knock
  • fronbow says
    then Linus says "Let's get this party started"
  • Mr_Gadget says
    The witch was now drunk and naked and trying to get their attention again...
  • fronbow says
    *she was playing suggestively with her broom*
  • fronbow says
    Linus, meanwhile, missed all this activity as he was...
  • Mr_Gadget says
    trying to get the remaining chocolate cake out of his ear. He decided to never jump out of a real cake again...
  • fronbow says
    There was a talking bird at the window trying to get someone's attention
  • Mr_Gadget says
    It seemed to "twitter"
  • fronbow says
    and flopped to the ground when it realised it wasn't in the water
  • fronbow says
    Then a woodcutter turned up and
  • Mr_Gadget says
    headed towards Michael Jackson...
  • fronbow says
    with a gleam in his eye, he said...
  • fronbow says
    "Come to papa"
  • Mr_Gadget says
    Now the witch was fuming with anger!
  • jameswilliams90 says
    turned the house into a large smelly durian fruit (well what do you expect? nobody else contirbuted!)!!
  • Mr_Gadget says
    a brand spanking new BLACK iPhone 3G!!!
  • fronbow says
    Steve was bouncing round the room
  • fronbow says
    and Dany was wondering where his life was going with this
  • jameswilliams90 says
    the only problem was the intense stench from the durian which was making people....
  • jameswilliams90 says
    run from the room with pegs on their nose.
  • fronbow says
    Apart from Michael, he was strangely unaware of the smell
  • Mr_Gadget says
    his nose was fake and all he could smell was silicon
  • ssamantha says
    michael walks over to dany and..
  • fronbow says
    kisses him on the cheek...
  • Mr_Gadget says
    But before Michael could do anything to Dany, Luke Skywalker pulls out his green lightsaber!
  • Where2
    and turned Michael into
  • Mr_Gadget says
    Luke was surprised! Normally lightsabers were killing weapons but considered it's new functionality useful...
  • ssamantha says
    as Luke began considering a career in fairy godmothering, he hears Dany wailing, so he...
  • the JoshMeister says
    made a balloon animal. Dany wasn't impressed, so he decided to make himself useful and throw a fishing net over Ape Michael. But just then..
  • Snorkelbuddy says
    the witch threw her broom at Dany
  • kuanyin will
    take her wand to that witch--ya better believe it!
  • kuanyin says
    and the wand whisked everyone away to Las Vegas for pupus.
  • jaysalt says
    "What the plurk!" danny shouted. this is not the place where i wanna be! so he started the long walk back home.
  • LBinVA says
    not knowing where it was bound
  • subjectifly
    just then a big block of cheese fell of a tree in front of danny.
  • hacool says
    and a bolt from the blue (in the form of lightning) struck the cheese, and made fondue.
  • worldcat says
    he was a bit lactose intolerant
  • Snorkelbuddy says
    and found a worm in an apple...
  • Toc says
    the apple yield a Apple Mac
  • worldcat says
    but he wasn't hungry enough to eat it like the guy on tv
  • worldcat says
    survivor tv is not his thing
  • PlurkSensei says
    so he decided to go to Disneyland for the summer
  • worldcat says
    Disneyland is the best in the summer - all attractions are open
  • worldcat says
    Danny gets an email that he's just won a magic pass to Disneyland
  • worldcat says
    Shows up on his macbook
  • OldManMusings
    so he packed up his bags and starting walking. On his way there he met a purple ...
  • WaveShoppe says
    wearing a Hawaiian shirt
  • OldManMusings
    the ghost asked him for directions to the adult...
  • OldManMusings
    saying it's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
  • JavaChamp says
    and loud music is going on (s_music)
  • OldManMusings
    he continued his trek to Disneyland and came upon a strange phenomenon in the sky ...
  • kuanyin says
    yes, the sky opened and down came a craft filled with funny looking cow beings.
  • Snorkelbuddy says
    who mooved very slowly ....
  • PlurkSensei
    and liked to dance to slow, drug-induced hysteria, which can be difficult to trigger
  • PlurkSensei says
    (and of course only cow beings can dance to slow hysteria, you know)...
  • Mr_Gadget says
    they motioned for him to come forward...it was weird. They seemed to be...smiling?
  • PlurkSensei says
    sadly, he knew not how cow beings looked while furious, so he calmly walked towards them, mistaking it for kind grinning
  • kuanyin says
    their grins were so because they were Borg Cows created to confuse and befuddle.
  • Snorkelbuddy says
    but beneath the grins lay...
  • RichHale says
    Danny couldn't contain his mirth at the chief Lizard's tail. The ceremonial cowbell attached to it looked daft, but with a bold swish it...
  • fronbow says
    knocked him off his feet
  • j3nn says
    asked him
  • kuanyin says
    why didn't you call? Your supper is getting cold!
  • subjectifly says
    just then the cow beings...
  • kuanyin says
    and yelled we want some of that grizzled curd too!
  • PlurkSensei says
    of course, he was kind of ignoring the cow beings flying towards him as he said this...
  • subjectifly says
    as the cow beings were coming to seek vengeance...
  • fronbow says
    on Bill and Steve. But then out of nowhere appeared...
  • Mr_Gadget says
    Michael Jackson doing the moonwalk...
  • subjectifly says
    with James walking behind him on a leash...
  • PlurkSensei says
    while someone of little mention polished the dog's shoes...
  • PlurkSensei says
    (we're assuming James is a dog atm)
  • kuanyin says
    Michael J. tossed electro-magnetic coins to the crowd which (somehow?) freed them from aeons of lack consciousness.
  • Snorkelbuddy says
    So the crowd started dancing and...
  • snipergirl says
    suddenly a dancing bear appeared. it was very sad and only shuffled. james & dany wanted to free it so they
  • Mr_Gadget says
    combined with good ol' Happy Feet the Dancing Penguin, who just happened to be in the area...
  • snipergirl says
    to form Happy James Feet and Dany the Dancing Bearguin
  • umbreons_shadow says
    they thought to themselves, some how they would stand a chance at saving the world from...
  • GoT mOcHi? says
    ..and as they danced across a bridge made out of thorns, they stumbled across a field of rejected Garden Gnomes....
  • dpcafe feels
    selling imitation Rolex and shouting...
  • cuteseal says
    get off my lawn you bunch of whippersnappers, before
  • jpcarvalhinho feels
    "I strike down uppon Thee with great vengeance and fuuuurious anguer, you who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers"...(Ezequiel 25,17)
  • Mr_Gadget says
    "I'm outta here!" yelled Happy Feet, who stood on his head then flapped his feet which made a buzzing sound. Off into the distance he flew..
  • kuanyin says
    through a wormhole to the fabled land of Lemuria where H.F. saw...
  • PlurkSensei
    ...a giant beast made of thousands and thousands of live, screeching...
  • PlurkSensei says
    as James commenced gasping in horror, the walls began to...
  • PlurkSensei
    ...and as we all know, Michael is claustrophobic, so he immediately took action by...
  • biznickman says
    attacking the live screeching rockstars ... "look out behind you", yelled
  • Snorkelbuddy says
    James as H.F. began to slide down...
  • PlurkSensei
    ...while Hercules appeared in a ray of sweat, pride and...
  • kuanyin says
    resplendent, glittering bell bottoms accessorized with...
  • PlurkSensei
    grape juice-covered Chinese acrobats...
  • kuanyin says
    who wore De Beers skull and cross bone pendants in their ears and...
  • Mr_Gadget says
    a yellow "smiley-face" bandana, felt he was clothed to take on the world!! Just then...
  • Surabufix says
    a three legged mule walked up to him and he exclaimed...
  • kuanyin says
    and said, "I free myself from all selfishness, envy, anger, and self-pity, and thus...
  • Snorkelbuddy says
    H.F. was very surprised a mule could talk and had some many issues...
  • Mr_Gadget says
    ...give one of my last three legs to you Happy Feet! As a gesture of unselfishness and modesty!" proclaimed the now 2 legged talking mule...
  • kuanyin says
    Happy Feet danced to Malibu to pass the blessing onto those that really need it there such as Courtney Love.
  • kuanyin says
    that H.F. made the wrong dance move...obviously! So he dances off to Oz!
  • Snorkelbuddy says
    where Toto grabbed the talking mule's leg and....
  • PopCultureHead says
    decided he was much too squeamish to take a leg, even if it was one of three.
  • kuanyin says
    and the mule finally decided to speak and said...
  • kuanyin says
    Kiss of power, chalice of grace, pour your blessings on my face.
  • aithne says
    and there arose a plume of smoke
  • zenelements says
    which circled the branches of the tree stood strong by the mules side
  • aithne says
    , Pamela. Pamela Anderson!
  • kuanyin says
    Pamela, what are we going to do with the nanoparticles?
  • Snorkelbuddy says
    and Pamela answered "the nanoparticles will help us with..."
  • subjectifly
    the burning and itchy rash...
  • aithne says
    that was left over from the
  • kuanyin
    volcanic embers showered by Pele and...
  • subjectifly says
    a very large, very deadly platypus.
  • aithne says
    right then, the dancing witch said
  • danwest
    run or you'll be abducted by a UFO
  • kuanyin says
    better yet to put up your invisibility shield pronto because...
  • Snorkelbuddy says
    if you are seen you will be turned into a ....
  • danwest
    An alien experimental test subject
  • danwest
    the ufo recieved a transmission from the mother ship:
  • danwest
    get that talking mule! It's only got two legs, it can't possibly run fast enough to get away
  • kuanyin says
    just then another plasma ship showed on the scene--the good guys who...
  • subjectifly says
    tractor beamed the chinese gymnasts up and fired them at near-light speed at the ufo.
  • Snorkelbuddy says
    So the UFO opened its cargo hatch to catch the chinese gymnasts and ...
  • kuanyin says
    swiftly slathered them with mustard and relish and...
  • aithne says
    waited for the
  • danwest
    buns, but the Chinese gymnast have prosthetic legs for the mule
  • danwest
    the mule says thank you [in Chinese] then kicks the gymnasts back out the cargo hatch
  • danwest
    leaving behind a slip stream of mustard to mark their graceful arc toward the horizon
  • Snorkelbuddy says
    So the people on the ground who saw the yellow streak through the sky thought...
  • danwest
    door greeters at Wal-mart were trampled underfoot by the crowds swarming in to strip the shelves of picnic supplies
  • kuanyin says
    and purple candle holders because of the need for...
  • aithne says
    purple candle holders needed in the strange and bizarre ritual that was about to occur.
  • kuanyin says
    a ritual so bizarre it could be termed...
  • kuanyin is
    a purple passion plurkaholic plurkular...
  • aithne says
    ritual.
  • danwest
    pulse pounding party
  • aithne says
    Meanwhile, on the other side of...
  • xǝpuɐ☆
    Mt Plurkrest mountain sat an old..
  • aithne
    washing machine.
  • kuanyin
    a washing machine constructed of the purest peridot...
  • aithne
    for purging a plethora of
  • kuanyin is
    putrified plurks and...
  • xǝpuɐ☆
    before anyone could paraphrase, the perfect machine 's door plunked open and out came a...
  • danwest
    load of dancing laundry. Soon shirts and pants were doing a square dance all over the yard.
  • danwest
    Grab your pardner by the sleeve, wring her out and give'r a heave...
  • danwest
    If you havn't kissed her yet, do it now while she's still wet...
  • subjectifly says
    washed away the m&ms littered everywhere
  • kuanyin
    and the chocolate m & m's went one direction and the colored ones went to...
  • tfl says
    good because all that sugar wasn't any good.
  • subjectifly says
    all of a sudden Michael Jackson dies, and ham falls from the sky.
  • tfl says
    and with the ham, sam I am had green eggs and ham
  • ndaru
    test

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