ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ♕ fact: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eate

ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ♕ Jun 21, 2012 03:25AM

fact: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once

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мσσиу Jun 21, 2012 03:25AM

HAHA
ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ♕ Jun 21, 2012 03:25AM

SWEET DREAMS EVERYONE
gαуρrιl Jun 21, 2012 03:25AM

JKLGJDSKLGDS ROFL
Sнεяcоcк。 Jun 21, 2012 03:26AM
ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ♕ Jun 21, 2012 03:26AM
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ彡ɹɐɔ Jun 21, 2012 03:26AM
Sнεяcоcк。 Jun 21, 2012 03:26AM
Tᴊ Hᴀᴍᴍᴏɴᴅ Jun 21, 2012 03:28AM

Isn't that an average though?
Sexy Donuts FC Jun 21, 2012 03:28AM

NO HAHFIA;FAL;FHAHA
gαуρrιl Jun 21, 2012 03:28AM

::Plurk Frontpage Promotion::
guardian ◦ 452 Jun 21, 2012 03:28AM

It's a great way to get extra protein!
Technokinetic Jun 21, 2012 03:28AM

what if you start hunting spiders
Technokinetic Jun 21, 2012 03:29AM

and eat like, 30
ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ♕ Jun 21, 2012 03:29AM

Maybe they come running out of your mouth
Technokinetic will Jun 21, 2012 03:29AM

you die before you get 29 down your throat?
ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ♕ Jun 21, 2012 03:29AM

like spider zombies
Technokinetic Jun 21, 2012 03:29AM

oh that makes sense
ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ♕ Jun 21, 2012 03:29AM

definitely
ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ♕ Jun 21, 2012 03:29AM

This plurk is all about scientific facts
gαуρrιl Jun 21, 2012 03:29AM

sounds legit
walker Jun 21, 2012 03:32AM

WOW GET OUT
Sniper Wolf Jun 21, 2012 03:32AM
ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ♕ Jun 21, 2012 03:44AM

:3c
ford prefect Jun 21, 2012 03:45AM

true
ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ♕ Jun 21, 2012 03:45AM

i saw it happen once. /head shake/ poor girl was stampeded by 20 spiders at once.
gαуρrιl Jun 21, 2012 03:46AM

those must've been fat ass spiders
gαуρrιl Jun 21, 2012 03:46AM

i just had a big spider plurk with a friend of mine a few weeks ago
ERICA Jun 21, 2012 03:47AM

I've seen it too. It was terrible.
ERICA Jun 21, 2012 03:47AM

27 spiders just swarming on my grandmotoher
ERICA Jun 21, 2012 03:47AM

the horror
ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ♕ Jun 21, 2012 03:57AM

damn. I hope they were small spiders at least
victory Jun 21, 2012 04:47AM
ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ♕ Jun 21, 2012 04:50AM
ERICA Jun 21, 2012 04:52AM

tarantulas mostly
ERICA Jun 21, 2012 04:52AM

and one of those giant ones from the desert it was awful
ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ♕ Jun 21, 2012 04:54AM

I hope there wasn't a clock spider...
ERICA Jun 21, 2012 04:58AM

no, thankfully
ERICA Jun 21, 2012 04:58AM

but a drop bear did eat my cousin
Technokinetic Jun 21, 2012 04:58AM

there was an old lady who swallowed a spider...
ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ♕ Jun 21, 2012 04:59AM

so wait if your death is by spiders
ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ♕ Jun 21, 2012 04:59AM

do you still have to eat all those spiders?
ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ♕ Jun 21, 2012 04:59AM

or is it like an inverse eating
ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ♕ Jun 21, 2012 04:59AM

like the spider eating you cancels out the spiders you have to eat
ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ♕ Jun 21, 2012 04:59AM
ERICA Jun 21, 2012 04:59AM
ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ♕ Jun 21, 2012 05:01AM
ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ♕ Jun 21, 2012 05:54AM

oh my god this really is on the front page
skyfall Jun 21, 2012 05:56AM

THIS IS A BULLSHIT MYTH AND IT HAS BEEN DISPROVEN
ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ♕ Jun 21, 2012 05:56AM

...SHALL WE TEST IT?
skyfall Jun 21, 2012 05:56AM

IF YOU TRY TO TELL ME IT IS FACT I WILL SCOOP OUT YOUR EYES BECAUSE I LIKE BEING ABLE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT
ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ♕ Jun 21, 2012 05:56AM

RIGHT NOW
ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ♕ Jun 21, 2012 05:56AM
Mɪsᴄʜɪᴇғ Jun 21, 2012 06:06AM

lmfao
VastRaveninGoa Jun 21, 2012 06:21AM

fhsdjadshs /SLAIN
Rïngbëärër Jun 21, 2012 07:07AM

Oh god why would you even say this
ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ♕ Jun 21, 2012 07:14AM
тнreadjacĸer Jun 21, 2012 07:17AM

this is a horrible plurk and I like it
тнreadjacĸer Jun 21, 2012 07:18AM
xdiegoxlionheartx says Jun 21, 2012 07:20AM

that actually happened to my uncle..
ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ♕ Jun 21, 2012 07:26AM
мεℓσεттα says Jun 21, 2012 09:10AM

i heard this on the radio a long time ago LOL i always thought it would be most horrible to wake up in the midst
мεℓσεттα says Jun 21, 2012 09:10AM

of a spider crawling down your throat
MARIAAAARGH! Jun 21, 2012 09:11AM

pretty sure i just died js (thanks to allytheomalleycat for replurking this and making it available to me sobbing)
мεℓσεттα says Jun 21, 2012 09:11AM

the comments are cracking me up
Sнεяcоcк。 Jun 21, 2012 09:11AM
skyfall Jun 21, 2012 09:40AM

the thing that makes this ridiculous is
skyfall Jun 21, 2012 09:40AM

spiders aren't retarded
skyfall Jun 21, 2012 09:40AM

they wouldn't just crawl right into an open mouth
skyfall Jun 21, 2012 09:40AM

they're smarter than that
мεℓσεттα says Jun 21, 2012 09:44AM

How Many Spiders Are Swallowed Per Year by the Average Person? looks like deathnotes is right
мεℓσεттα says Jun 21, 2012 09:46AM

still gives me nightmares anyway
Japanistan Jun 21, 2012 11:10AM

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
LuLoo Jun 21, 2012 02:17PM

omg its so fkin yucky....it will be heart attack for those who have phobia to spider.
Monster Dave Jun 21, 2012 02:19PM
happy☼bivouac Jun 21, 2012 02:31PM

funniest read this morning
Dᴏʟᴏᴍᴀᴍᴀ Jun 21, 2012 02:32PM

I admit it, I laughed out loud. xD
Loser-chan Jun 21, 2012 02:33PM
Cleaner Fish Jun 21, 2012 02:33PM
Loser-chan Jun 21, 2012 02:34PM

DID YOU HEAR THAT, spazy?
Loser-chan Jun 21, 2012 02:34PM
dida ritz Jun 21, 2012 03:07PM

...but what happens if you eat 28 and try to eat a 29th...
Cleaner Fish Jun 21, 2012 03:07PM

I guess that's like dividing by zero
Loser-chan Jun 21, 2012 03:09PM

you become invincible to spiders
dida ritz Jun 21, 2012 03:09PM

you know i should find someone and pay them to test this theory
ok to be takei Jun 21, 2012 03:23PM

I prefer the "zombie spiders come crawling back out" theory, since I'd rather be up all night tonight
ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ♕ Jun 21, 2012 04:04PM
pyrokinetic Jun 21, 2012 04:53PM
peep! Jun 21, 2012 11:16PM

NO
DANDERE ∑ Jun 21, 2012 11:17PM

HAHAHA
ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ♕ Jun 21, 2012 11:18PM
flєєcєstєr Jun 21, 2012 11:23PM
H o l l y Jun 21, 2012 11:23PM
spidere Jun 21, 2012 11:24PM

THHIS IS THE WORST PLURK IRIS WHY DID YOU REPLURK THIS
❝Quardanetnts❞ Jun 21, 2012 11:28PM

This Plurk made me burst out laughing
❝Quardanetnts❞ Jun 21, 2012 11:28PM
❡ℓøẘḯηℊ нεαятṧ Jun 21, 2012 11:29PM

omfg
HONOR Jun 21, 2012 11:33PM

I think I do want my friends and loved ones to see a platoon of spiders getting in my mouth in my final hours
(^･ｪ･^))ﾉ彡☆ Jun 21, 2012 11:38PM

LAN WHEN DID YOU BECOME SPAZZY?
ɐsoɹ qns Jun 21, 2012 11:47PM

I like how people are jumping on OMG DISPROVEN and... clearly did not read the entire OP
ɐsoɹ qns Jun 21, 2012 11:47PM
ɐsoɹ qns Jun 21, 2012 11:48PM

but said, hahahahaha
ɐsoɹ qns Jun 21, 2012 11:48PM

... *that said
asuka Jun 22, 2012 12:53AM

A+++++++++++++
asuka Jun 22, 2012 12:53AM

I laughed
elsen Jun 22, 2012 12:55AM

oh god, I laughed so hard at this plurk
trekking Jun 22, 2012 01:02AM
3zo Jun 22, 2012 01:08AM

I laughed.
Firan Jun 22, 2012 01:50AM

true story
Rue Jun 22, 2012 01:50AM

LOL
clawsface Jun 22, 2012 07:50PM
Loser-chan Jun 22, 2012 07:51PM

jantra: i shared this for the benefit of spazy like the great friend i am
SingletonKin Jun 22, 2012 07:54PM

hellglass:
Loser-chan Jun 22, 2012 07:54PM

GET EATIN', SPAZZY
Loser-chan Jun 22, 2012 07:55PM

AND COUNT CAREFULLY
SingletonKin Jun 22, 2012 07:55PM
SingletonKin Jun 22, 2012 07:55PM

This thread.
SingletonKin Jun 22, 2012 07:55PM

Everything involved.
Loser-chan Jun 22, 2012 07:55PM
SingletonKin Jun 22, 2012 08:00PM
Crim Jun 22, 2012 08:31PM

eyggjiuu Wuht.
Dr Werewolf MD Jun 22, 2012 08:32PM

Oh, hush, guys. This is obviously not true.
Bad Ideas Inc. Jun 22, 2012 08:33PM

Yep. Spiders hate living and want to walk into anything that's clearly going to kill them.
Bad Ideas Inc. Jun 22, 2012 08:33PM

It's very true.
SingletonKin Jun 22, 2012 08:34PM

greymav: You can't know, you can't
SingletonKin Jun 22, 2012 08:34PM
Dr Werewolf MD Jun 22, 2012 08:34PM

Spazy: Everyone knows it's 33 spiders, not 28.
Bad Ideas Inc. Jun 22, 2012 08:35PM

It's only 33 spiders if you make your presence known to them. You can get away with 28 if you're careful.
Swirling Ky Jun 22, 2012 08:38PM

o_o
ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ♕ Jun 22, 2012 09:35PM
LuckBeALady Jun 22, 2012 10:52PM

OH MY GOD D:
Gσкυ Jun 22, 2012 10:58PM
mackens pls Jun 22, 2012 11:04PM

but i don't eat spiders
sister_midnight Jun 22, 2012 11:06PM

They usually crawl in while you sleep.
sister_midnight Jun 22, 2012 11:06PM

/helpful Litha is helpful
mackens pls Jun 22, 2012 11:09PM
mackens pls Jun 22, 2012 11:10PM

oh god i have enough issues with our roach problem I DONT' NEED SPIDERS TOO
sister_midnight Jun 22, 2012 11:10PM

You're welcome.
mackens pls Jun 22, 2012 11:10PM

cries
Adorababble Jun 22, 2012 11:11PM
mackens pls Jun 22, 2012 11:11PM

do you know what it feels like to wage war on roaches at three a.m. after finding they've migrated from the laundry room to the fridge
mackens pls Jun 22, 2012 11:11PM

do you
ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ♕ Jun 22, 2012 11:11PM

the spiders don't care
sister_midnight Jun 22, 2012 11:11PM

No, but I have childhood memories of my mother doing so.
ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ♕ Jun 22, 2012 11:12PM

the spiders just know that when its your time.
ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ♕ Jun 22, 2012 11:12PM

it's their time too.
Adorababble Jun 22, 2012 11:15PM

The things that Ashe never needs to know.
Vycksta Jun 23, 2012 10:38PM
THIS IS BAD⟩ Jun 23, 2012 10:44PM
DᴀᴍɴTʜᴇMɪᴀsᴍᴀ Jun 23, 2012 10:45PM

one last burst of protein before you die
DᴀᴍɴTʜᴇMɪᴀsᴍᴀ Jun 23, 2012 10:45PM

thank you spiders we hate you
flєєcєstєr Jun 23, 2012 10:45PM
DᴀᴍɴTʜᴇMɪᴀsᴍᴀ Jun 23, 2012 10:46PM

god knows if I were about to die and dozens of spiders show up I'd just want to die faster

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