June 13, 2008 at 23:43saosalavansaysIt wasn't easy to travel to SF. As a human, Jonny could walk into a travel agency and buy a ticket. As a flamingo, his options were limited.
June 14, 2008 at 05:30waugamanmaybe he could go by train? he had no money but he could find an old rain mac and boots to cover his trotters...
June 14, 2008 at 20:05watfordgap... which he did, but what about the rabbit ears - not even his old top hat would hide them!
June 16, 2008 at 14:43redduffmanSo he decided to hang out at the airport and blend into the next Hawaian shirt travelling to the city by the Bay.
June 17, 2008 at 15:50saosalavansaysOnce arriving in San Francisco,he faced another problem - extracting himself from the shirt, without letting the man wearing the shirt know.
June 17, 2008 at 21:11waugamanbut the opportunity never came and Johnny eventually fell asleep. The next day he awoke in the bottom of someone's laundry basket.
June 17, 2008 at 21:13artbiznesssays: "And strangely, his first thought was not "Why am I at the bottom of a laundry basket?" "
June 17, 2008 at 21:17artbiznesssays: "..but: 'F**k it! I'm a flamingo! Why didn't I just FLY to San Fransisco?!?' "
June 17, 2008 at 23:05saosalavansaysJonny decided to leave the bigger questions for later. He was trying to think with a bird's brain. He flapped his wings and lunged out.
June 19, 2008 at 11:19waugamanthinksTaking half the contents of the laundry basket with him including the day old, smelly pink Hawaiian shirt used as camouflage the day before.
June 24, 2008 at 10:02jennybeeSan Francisco was as altered as Boston had been but instead of jungle there was desert. The wharves and piers were derelict but for
June 26, 2008 at 10:48saosalavansayshordes of screaming banshees who demanded chocolate from tourists.Jonny tried to ignore the noise by covering his ears. But where were they?
June 27, 2008 at 13:53jennybeeA newspaper fluttered across his path. Jonny noticed the headline: 'President denies Seattle leak' accompanied by a photo of a pelican.
June 27, 2008 at 14:24jennybeeHe picked up the newspaper and started to read.
June 27, 2008 at 14:35jennybee"The President today denied the alleged leakage of the Pelican virus from a Seattle research facility."
June 27, 2008 at 14:39jennybee" The virus, which was the cause of the revolution 3 years ago, is highly dangerous and can cause metamorphosis in humans." Jonny gulped.
June 27, 2008 at 14:39Dano"The Pelican virus?" Jonny thought. "But I was under the impression that I was the only one!"
June 27, 2008 at 15:00jennybeeHe looked down at his betrottered feet and flapped his wings. So that was the cause of this mutation. But why was the Government denying it?
June 28, 2008 at 03:18saosalavansaysHe suddenly felt very scared and alone. But then again, if more people caught this virus from him, he wouldn't be so alone.
June 29, 2008 at 06:46waugamanthen jonny ran. he ran like he had never run before. his head held forward with his long neck stretched out as far as it could go.
June 29, 2008 at 06:48waugamanbanshees were screaming out of his way.everything melted from his mind - watches, train cars and smelly Hawaiian shirts.
June 29, 2008 at 06:48waugamanhe thought of nothing but running. running and stretching his wings and flapping as if there were no tomorrow. then it happened...
June 29, 2008 at 10:48saosalavansaysHe ran right into a wall. Lying stunned on the street, with people walking over them, he wanted to yell out that their time was nearly over.
July 01, 2008 at 17:29waugamanbut "SQUAWK" was all that came out. SQUAWK? SQUAWK? SQUAWK?
July 02, 2008 at 00:28saosalavansaysA man leaned over him and kneaded his wing, near the shoulder. "Big bird," he said to the crowd. "Wonder if it's good to eat." Jonny sqawked
July 03, 2008 at 10:55jennybeeThe flight to Seattle was smooth. The landing wasn't but trotters weren't designed for that. By now it was dawn; the sky pink, the air cold
July 03, 2008 at 11:02jennybeeand once again Jonny emerged from a dank side street, only this time the street ran alongside a massive concrete warehouse...
July 03, 2008 at 13:15jennybeewhich, unbeknownst to Jonny, contained some of the answers he'd been searching for.
July 06, 2008 at 14:06saosalavansaysA female voice shattered the calm. "What do you want?" A young girl, with pink complexion and dressed in pink, stood in front of him.
July 06, 2008 at 14:08saosalavansays"Even if I talk to you, you won't understand," he said morosely. "Of course I can," said the girl."I'm a flamingo, just like you.We see each
July 06, 2008 at 14:10saosalavansaysother as humans."She raised her arms and Jonny could see pink feathers on the skin connecting her arms to her sides. "When everyone turns,we
July 06, 2008 at 14:12saosalavansayswill all look like humans, just with feathers." Jonny pointed to a nasty looking man nearby. "What about him." The girl lowered her voice.
July 06, 2008 at 14:13saosalavansays"Watch out for that one." Jonny noted the beak of a nose, wattles along his neck and dusty feather. "He's the Pelican of Doom, the girl said
August 04, 2008 at 16:49waugamanDum dum dum Dummmmmm!