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  • Nunya☠B
    A nine year old boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?"
  • Nunya☠B
    After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is both male and female."
  • Nunya☠B
    This confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
  • Nunya☠B
    "Well," she says, "God is both black and white."
  • Nunya☠B
    This really confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
  • Nunya☠B
    Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to be consistent, the mother answers, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."
  • Nunya☠B
    At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks...
  • Nunya☠B
    "Is Michael Jackson God?"

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