Jane Chin asks funny and nutty social network ideas! Even "The Hoff" has his own SocNet! (i can use a good laugh af

i'll start: mommies with big pores whose babies won't nap.

Sep 03, 2008 - 10:49PM

onepinktee

big pores! I would join that one!

Sep 03, 2008 - 10:49PM

Ginkgo

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Hey, I'll join that social network!

Sep 03, 2008 - 10:52PM

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Sep 03, 2008 - 10:53PM

seriously, my husband is constantly trying to Biore me. he is concerned about my pores. like i give a damn at this point of my life.

Sep 03, 2008 - 10:54PM

Ginkgo

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I would start: mommies whose stretch marks are so bad their preschoolers are scared of them (true)

Sep 03, 2008 - 10:52PM

how about mommies who don't care about showing their boobs at doctors offices anymore because after you've tried breastfeeding....

Sep 03, 2008 - 10:55PM

Ginkgo

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I'd also start: people with Siamese cats that frequently channel Satan

Sep 03, 2008 - 10:58PM

people who became allergic to pork because they ate too much of it during an atkins' diet attempt.

Sep 03, 2008 - 10:58PM

JustJen

afraid of the Hoff..very afraid

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:01PM

JustJen how about a social network for people who are afraid of The Hoff and why The Hoff persists.

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:02PM

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isn't it funny how after you become a parent you can talk about boobs to your friends and their spouses and it seems totally cool?

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:05PM

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you seen one u seen 'em both!

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:04PM

yep. it's easy to see them as udders now.

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:06PM

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my husband wouldn't even know what Biore is. Maybe a socnet for people who are Biore-ignorant.

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:09PM

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LOL janechin udderly hilariously

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:09PM

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funny

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:07PM

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interesting how so many Plurks turn to the subject of boobs

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:07PM

or a socnet for people whose spouses want to put a Biore on their pores and extract those blackheads.

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:08PM

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what would Freud say?

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:10PM

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(about boobs or Biore?)

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:10PM

Freud would be too busy looking at boobs to make a comment.

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:12PM

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But he'd see something else in the boobs...a boy who was neglected by his mommy or some stupid crap like that

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:15PM

or, depending on WHICH PART of the boob he thinks one is fixated on, it would have different meanings.

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:16PM

like, if you are fixated only on the outer rim, does this mean you think outside the box? are you rebellious? are you a big picture person?

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:14PM

DS♥	a soc net concerned with the size of pores on women's boobs?

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:14PM

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how many parts of a boob are there pray tell?

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:17PM

i'll have to look at an anatomy book for that answer, ethnicomm!

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:15PM

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lol - i would check myself but would probably be accused of looking @ porn

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:22PM

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a soc net about Freud's pores, while looking at boobs?

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:29PM

Rammi

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a social network examining the pores of Freud's man boobs?

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:29PM

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LOL Rammi!

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:28PM

Rammi that sounds perfect!

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:42PM

DS♥

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would Freud's pores alter while looking at boobs?

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:42PM

{bites her tongue from making the comment she really wants to make re: DSN's question}

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:45PM

DS♥	{come on JaneChin, ya know ya want to type it. come on, let it out}

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:45PM

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spit it out janechin you're far too PC

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:47PM

"it would depend on which pore you're referring to!"

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:45PM

egad. i'm disgusting.

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:47PM

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Sep 03, 2008 - 11:48PM

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pore pore man

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:46PM

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this plurk thread is making me feel all funny inside

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:49PM

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why is that disgusting? pore choice of words

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:49PM

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does his momma wear a freudian slip?

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:49PM

it depends. which pore did you think i was talking about?

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:47PM

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his favorite soap opera is jung and the restless

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:51PM

you guys are so funny and smart!

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:51PM

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jung and the breastles

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:52PM

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breastless

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:52PM

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can you fedex skinner's box?

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:50PM

i'm not sure i agree with your portrayal of my major archetypes

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:53PM

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that's what she said

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:53PM

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Sep 03, 2008 - 11:53PM

i've killed the joke with my lame attempt!

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:55PM

DS♥

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pore excuse for a sense of humor

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:55PM

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lol not at all

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:56PM

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i think my Michael Scott impression may have been the thread-killer

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:56PM

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although if you're looking for more nerdy psychology-themed puns, i may be able to deliver in spade

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:59PM

i'm still scratching my head re: fedex skinner. the dove guy?

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:57PM

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"Freud found punning to be an important strategy to help him understand dreams"

Sep 03, 2008 - 11:57PM

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what kdind of crazy f'd up dreams did he have?

Sep 04, 2008 - 12:02AM

obviously dreamt his fair share of trains going through tunnels while he wandered looking for the lunch bento box cart.

Sep 04, 2008 - 12:00AM

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it was a reference to "skinner's box"

Sep 04, 2008 - 12:01AM

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which apparently has the official title of "air crib": en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B._F._Skinner#Inventions

Sep 04, 2008 - 12:04AM

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my original plurk was going to be "if she takes off the freudian slip, can you see Skinner's Box?"

Sep 04, 2008 - 12:04AM

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but i thought that might cross the line

Sep 04, 2008 - 12:04AM

DS♥	i got it sus4th

Sep 04, 2008 - 12:02AM

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i think i'm channeling Dennis Miller with the obscure jokes

Sep 04, 2008 - 12:08AM

DS♥

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sus4th should change his screen name to *the 400 pound gorilla in a fedexed skinner box*

Sep 04, 2008 - 12:06AM

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Sep 04, 2008 - 12:08AM

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lol sus4th it does cross the line but it is very witty and completely acceptable IMHO

Sep 04, 2008 - 12:06AM

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good night, everyone! I'll be here all week!

Sep 04, 2008 - 12:10AM

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night

Sep 04, 2008 - 12:10AM

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all weak?

Sep 04, 2008 - 12:15AM

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This thread reminds me of my dad, who was a pun-hating psychologist. Uh oh, there's that Freud again!

Sep 04, 2008 - 12:16AM

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Don't you be looking at my slip!

Sep 04, 2008 - 12:15AM

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It all happened once a pyun a time - when I was a little bo

Sep 04, 2008 - 12:16AM

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Sorry...

Sep 04, 2008 - 12:18AM

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it all happened once a pun a time - when i was a little boy

Sep 04, 2008 - 12:17AM

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hey is that a slipknot?

Sep 04, 2008 - 12:20AM

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should create a SM site called punster

Sep 04, 2008 - 12:52AM

hm... i'm jotting all this down in case one day i decide to clog the net with social networks.

Sep 04, 2008 - 12:55AM

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u mean it isn't clogged already?

Sep 04, 2008 - 12:55AM

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need another one called "dumpster"

Sep 04, 2008 - 12:59AM

yes i will also create a socnet for those who hate socnets.

Sep 04, 2008 - 01:00AM

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hatester?

Sep 04, 2008 - 01:00AM

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hatebook

Sep 04, 2008 - 01:02AM