SaintsSQPNcom says Jul 24, 2008 08:34PM what is the sound of one hand plurking? (click, pause, click, pause, click...)
SaintsSQPNcom says Jul 24, 2008 08:35PM how many plurks could a curtjester plurk if a curtjester would plurk plurks?
goodform asks Jul 24, 2008 08:37PM How much wood does a plurk chuck chuck if a plurk chuck could chuck wood? I think you see my point.
Frank_Mélotte says Jul 24, 2008 08:39PM All free men, wherever they may live,are citizens of Plurk, and, therefore, as a free man, I take pride in the words 'Ich bin ein Plurker!'
ScouterSteve says Jul 24, 2008 08:40PM Four score and seven plurks ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation...
Frank_Mélotte says Jul 24, 2008 08:43PM When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary to Plurk.
bobm512z says Jul 24, 2008 08:43PM Its still bad logic you can't beg the question. My inner analytic self is coming out
CurtJester says Jul 24, 2008 08:45PM bobm512z Yes Descartes language comes too close to the real I am and he becomes a philosophical purist that ends up denying truth.
SaintsSQPNcom says Jul 24, 2008 08:45PM we hold these truths to be self evidence, that all plurks are created equal - but not everyone responds to mine.
bobm512z says Jul 24, 2008 08:53PM CurtJester I hope your happy... the "moaning and gnashing of teeth" while reading these puns will be long remembered!
Frank_Mélotte says Jul 24, 2008 08:54PM All That Glitters Is Not Gold, Theres Brass And Copper Or It Might Be Plurk!
goodform is Jul 24, 2008 09:00PM taking a big drink of pop (soda for you southerners). Ok, wait for it.....P L U R K!!! I can plurk the alpahbet if you would like.
ScouterSteve says Jul 24, 2008 09:05PM This is the plurk that doesn't end. it just goes on and on my friend
SaintsSQPNcom says Jul 24, 2008 09:20PM when the moooon is in the seventh plurk, and twitter aligns with Mars, then plurk will guide the planets......
ScouterSteve says Jul 24, 2008 09:23PM I must not plurk. Plurk is the mind-killer. Plurk is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
SaintsSQPNcom says Jul 24, 2008 09:26PM we shall plurk on the beaches, we shall plurk on the landing grounds, we shall plurk in the fields and in the streets,
SaintsSQPNcom says Jul 24, 2008 09:26PM we shall plurk in the hills; we shall never surrender, (or twitter)
ScouterSteve says Jul 24, 2008 09:30PM "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil plurks..."
SaintsSQPNcom says Jul 24, 2008 09:31PM ...like tweets in the time line, these are the Plurks of Our Lives...
bobm512z says Jul 24, 2008 09:57PM No way Pac man is so 80's and Mrs. pac man puleeze It all about Plurkman gobble the tweets, avoid the bad karma, go up levels!
Frank_Mélotte says Jul 24, 2008 10:08PM I'm plurking in the rain, just plurking in the rain, what a glorious feeling
ScouterSteve says Jul 24, 2008 10:09PM You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become a plurker.
JeffYoung says Jul 24, 2008 10:28PM Plurk. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Plurkerprise....
Frank_Mélotte says Jul 24, 2008 10:33PM A twitter can be halfway around the world before the Plurk gets its boots on.
Zina says Jul 24, 2008 10:50PM I'd like to teach the world to Plurk in perfect harmony. I'd like to hold it in my arms and keep it company!
JeffYoung says Jul 24, 2008 11:07PM We got bbq plurk, fried plurk, boiled plurk, plurk and beans, plurk jambalaya, plurk and okra gumbo....
Mike Kuypers says Jul 24, 2008 11:14PM Plurk and the world plurks with you. Tweet and you tweet alone.
pcamarata says Jul 24, 2008 11:16PM Do not fear plurks. Some men are born with plurks, some men achieve plurks, and some men have plurks thrust upon them.
Zina says Jul 24, 2008 11:24PM Friends, Plurkers, country men, lend me your ears; I have come here to Plurk about Caesar, not to praise him.
ScouterSteve says Jul 24, 2008 11:24PM General Quarters. General Quarters. All hands to your plurk stations! This is not a drill!
Zina says Jul 24, 2008 11:26PM Shall I compare thee to a summer's Plurk? Thou art more lovely and more temperate...
Zina says Jul 24, 2008 11:28PM Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to Plurk free...
Zina says Jul 24, 2008 11:29PM All the Internet's a stage, and all the men and women merely Plurkers.
Zina says Jul 24, 2008 11:43PM My name is Ozymandias, king of Plurks: Look on my timelines, ye Mighty and despair!
Zina says Jul 24, 2008 11:46PM Because I would not Plurk for Death, he kindly Plurked for me - The timeline held but just Ourselves and Immortality.
gregholden says Jul 24, 2008 11:47PM Once upon a midnight dreary, while I plurked, weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore -
ScouterSteve says Jul 24, 2008 11:52PM Twitter is the path to the dark side. Twitter leads to Plurk, Plurk leads to blog, blog leads to podcasting.
gregholden says Jul 24, 2008 11:54PM I say we take off, Plurk the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
thicke says Jul 25, 2008 12:01AM I've Plurked things you people wouldn't believe. Plurk ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
Mike Kuypers says Jul 25, 2008 12:03AM Oh no, it wasn't the airplanes. 'Twas beauty killed the plurk.
thicke says Jul 25, 2008 12:04AM "Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and Plurk around once in a while, you could miss it. "
gregholden says Jul 25, 2008 12:08AM You can get further with a kind word and a Plurk than you can with just a kind word.
gregholden says Jul 25, 2008 12:36AM I led Isildur deep into the fires of Mount Doom, where the Plurk was forged, the one place it could be destroyed.
Zina says Jul 25, 2008 12:37AM Kara Thrace will lead Twitter to its end. She is the Plurker of Death, the Plurker of the Apocalypse. They must not Tweet about her.
JeffYoung says Jul 25, 2008 01:41AM How much you wanna bet I can throw this plurk over 'dem mountains?
tmn379 says Jul 25, 2008 01:45AM You haul 16 plurks and what do you get. Another day older and deeper in plurk.
JeffYoung says Jul 25, 2008 01:45AM Let's get plurking, let's get nuts. Let's look for the purple banana till they put us in the plurk.
say, Grace.... says Jul 25, 2008 01:51AM Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce Curtjester, the Plurkmeister!
bobm512z says Jul 25, 2008 01:51AM Did you know Plurky's are so dumb...(how dumb are they)... that if they are left out in the rain they will look up and drown?
JeffLiss says Jul 25, 2008 02:03AM Gentlemen may cry 'Tweet, tweet,' but there is no Twitter! The Plurk is actually begun!
Archy_sailor says Jul 25, 2008 02:06AM We few, we happy few, we band of plurkers...and tweeters in Twitterland still a-bed, shall think themselves accursed they were not here...
Calvero says Jul 25, 2008 02:07AM You had me at plurk (I don't think that one has been done yet, lol)
Calvero says Jul 25, 2008 02:10AM This morning I shot a plurk in my pajamas. How it got in my pajamas, I don't know
JeffLiss says Jul 25, 2008 02:16AM "You Plurk the good, you Plurk the bad, you Plurk them both and there you have the Plurks of Life, the Plurks of Life...
CurtJester says Jul 25, 2008 02:17AM I know what your'e thinking. Diid I write plurk 5 times or 6. You have to ask yourself " Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, Plurk?
pcamarata says Jul 25, 2008 02:19AM We would not die in that man's company that fears his fellowship to Plurk with us
Zina says Jul 25, 2008 02:21AM This is the Plurk of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a Tweet; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.
JeffYoung says Jul 25, 2008 02:22AM O plurker, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind! O plurker, O plurker.
CurtJester says Jul 25, 2008 02:24AM alberione No 80's music plurking allowed or else we will be Hungry like a Plurk.
JeffLiss says Jul 25, 2008 02:24AM Who knows what evil Plurks in the hearts of men...the Plurker knows!
JeffLiss says Jul 25, 2008 02:35AM It is well that Plurk is so terrible, else we should grow too fond of it.
JeffLiss says Jul 25, 2008 02:37AM Now the world don't Plurk to the beat of just one drum. What might Plurk right for you may not Plurk right for some.
pcamarata says Jul 25, 2008 02:40AM Plurk to the right of them, Plurk to the left of them, Plurk in front of them volley'd and thunder'd
Archy_sailor says Jul 25, 2008 02:42AM Theirs not to plurk reply, theirs not to reason why, theirs but to plurk and die: Into the valley of Plurk rode the six hundred
CurtJester says Jul 25, 2008 02:47AM we have all become Smurfs - they also had the annoying habit of putting their name in every sentence. So am I Papa Plurk?
JeffYoung says Jul 25, 2008 02:59AM Plurker twins power... Activate! Form of a plurk machine, shape of... a plurk machine's contents!
JeffLiss says Jul 25, 2008 03:01AM The Plurkers Were Created by Man. They Rebelled. They Evolved. There are many copies. And they have a Plan.
JeffLiss says Jul 25, 2008 03:03AM Miss Hoover! My Plurk went in my mouth and then I ate it. Can I have another?
Zina says Jul 25, 2008 03:19AM Set phasers to Plurk! www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0020.gif
EdgarTheMexican says Jul 25, 2008 04:24AM A plurk is usually a glitch in the Matrix. It happens when they change something
EdgarTheMexican says Jul 25, 2008 04:29AM After this there is no turning back You take the blue plurk the story ends you wake up in your bed and Twitt whatever you want to Twitt
EdgarTheMexican says Jul 25, 2008 04:29AM You take the red plurk you stay in Plurkiland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole plurks
CurtJester says Jul 25, 2008 12:54PM I shot a Plurk last night in my underwear. How he got in my underwear I will never know - Groucho Plurk.
gregholden says Jul 25, 2008 01:29PM OK now, I think we're repeating. You guys need to review all 272 responses before you just fling one in there! -Sad that I remembered, it is
Jasmine says Jul 25, 2008 01:41PM I plurk him, I plurk him, I plurk him, and where he plurks I'll follow..
Mike Kuypers says Jul 25, 2008 03:00PM Plurk me once and plurk me twice and plurk me once again. It's been a long, longtime.
Jasmine says Jul 25, 2008 03:01PM only Plurk can make this day seem right, only Plurk can make the darkness bright
Jasmine says Jul 25, 2008 03:01PM only Plurk & Plurk alone can thrill me like u do, and fill my heart with love for only Plurk
Mike Kuypers says Jul 25, 2008 03:02PM To plurk the impossible plurk. To tweet the untweetable foe...
bobm512z says Jul 25, 2008 03:03PM The Plurk goes on, the Plurk goes on Replies keep pounding a rhythm to the brain La de da de de, la de da de da
bobm512z says Jul 25, 2008 03:05PM My inner Star Trek geek: "plurk me once shame on you , Plurk me twice, shame on me."
anim8ed says Jul 25, 2008 03:22PM 'Tis better to have plurked and lost than to never have plurked at all.
JeffLiss says Jul 25, 2008 04:06PM Sunday, Monday Plurking days. Tuesday, Wednesday Plurking days. Thursday, Friday Plurking days. Saturday - what a day!
ductapeguy Jul 25, 2008 04:13PM `Twas brillig, and the slithy plurks Did tweet and tweeter in the tubes. All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
JeffLiss says Jul 25, 2008 04:14PM God save our gracious Plurk; long live our noble Plurk; God save our Plurk!
CurtJester says Jul 25, 2008 04:21PM consider not what Plurk can do for you, but what you can for Plurk.
JeffLiss says Jul 25, 2008 04:22PM I Plurk you? I make you Plurk, I'm here to plurkin' amuse you? What do you mean Plurking, Plurking how? How am I Plurking?
JeffLiss says Jul 25, 2008 04:27PM So this is the story of the Plurk-aways they're here for a long, long time. They'll have to make the best of Plurks; it's an uphill climb.
ductapeguy Jul 25, 2008 04:28PM Yesterday, all my plurks just seemed so far away. Now I think the plurks are here to stay. Oh I believe it's Plurking Day.
JeffLiss says Jul 25, 2008 04:30PM Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the Tweets and Plurks of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of Plurkers...
ductapeguy Jul 25, 2008 04:31PM To tell you the truth in all this excitement I kind’a lost track my self,
ductapeguy Jul 25, 2008 04:32PM and being this is a .44 Magnum the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off,
ductapeguy Jul 25, 2008 04:33PM you’ve just got ask you’re self one question ‘DO YOU FEEL LUCKY PLURK?’
JeffLiss says Jul 25, 2008 04:36PM I wish I was in the land of Plurkers. Old times there are not forgotten. Plurk away! Plurk away! Plurk away, Plurking land!
gregholden says Jul 25, 2008 05:04PM Plurk, wha hae wi' Wallace bled, Plurk, wham Bruce has aften led, Welcome tae your gory bed, Or tae Victorie!
JeffLiss says Jul 25, 2008 08:13PM Oh Danny Boy, the Plurks, the Plurks are calling, from glen to glen and down the mountain side.
bobm512z says Jul 25, 2008 08:13PM "Since the invention of the plurk, there have only been five plurks that were rated the most passionate, the most pure.
thicke says Jul 25, 2008 08:40PM "The greatest trick the Devil ever payed was convincing the world he didn't Plurk" (OK..Now I'm scared)
JeffLiss says Jul 25, 2008 08:55PM Darth Plurker! Only you could be so bold! The Imperial Senate will not sit still for this!
gregholden says Jul 25, 2008 10:21PM you take one down, pass it around 98 bottles of Plurk on the wall.
ScouterSteve Jul 25, 2008 11:02PM Here Men From The Planet Plurk First Set Foot Upon the Moon, July 1969 A.D. We Came in Peace For All Mankind.
JeffLiss says Jul 26, 2008 12:53AM But soft, what Plurk through yonder window breaks. It is the East, and Juliet is the Plurker.
gregholden is Jul 26, 2008 04:16AM Law has the power to compel: indeed, the ability to enforce is a condition of the ability to Plurk.
gregholden is Jul 26, 2008 04:17AM As the Plurk goes, so goes the nation and so goes the whole world in which we live.
tmn379 says Jul 26, 2008 10:47PM one plurk to rule them all, one plurk to find them, one plurk to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
Mike Kuypers says Jul 26, 2008 11:00PM to everything, plurk, plurk, plurk. There is a season, plurk, plurk, plurk.
bobm512z says Aug 01, 2008 07:57PM If this gets to 500 it will take a month to load, dang this Plurk is big!
anim8ed says Aug 02, 2008 03:15AM This is truly the plurk that refuses to die. To plurk or not to plurk? What a silly question.
CurtJester says Aug 02, 2008 06:26PM it is better to have Plurked and lost then to never have Plurked at all.
ChrisHumphries says Aug 02, 2008 08:47PM Somewhere out there, beneath the great big timeline, someone's Plurking about me