theGypsy says Jul 21, 2008 06:30PM A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No."
theGypsy says Jul 21, 2008 06:30PM Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."
theGypsy says Jul 21, 2008 06:31PM Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any f**king bread, ask me again
theGypsy says Jul 21, 2008 06:31PM and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating bast**d bird!"
makakman Jul 21, 2008 07:03PM that's my mates favourite joke, only replace the duck and barman with a rabbit and a butcher