PLURK. WHY ARE YOU SO DRUNK? No, don't tell me it's five o'clock somewhere. GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND START WORKING PROPERLY. Get a REAL job. Stop sitting around drinking to "study for your life as a writer!"
[replurk for day crowd] [RL/dog/commissions] original post here
TL;DR: vet and other bills are piling up fast, so I'm offering commissions. Rates negotiable!