gαуρrιl My mother isn't getting a mister for her chickens because that would be 'spoiling' them.
9 months ago  
parcнeeѕι And by 'mister', you mean something that sprays droplets of water on them?
gαуρrιl Because keeping chickens comfortable and healthy in 97+ degree weather is spoiling.
пαcнσ ғяıεп∂ ..............
parcнeeѕι That's just... yeaaaah, not cool.
gαуρrιl Yes.
пαcнσ ғяıεп∂ Wow.
gαуρrιl Funny, because she was telling me she was worried about 'losing them' in this heat, but won't really do anything about it beyond moving the
gαуρrιl coop under a shade tree.
gαуρrιl There are days, my friends...
justBolts your mom is ducking weird
gαуρrιl My mother is very ducking weird.
gαуρrιl She just sent me an email saying it's because the chickens are like her, they don't like water and that they aren't ducks.
gαуρrιl No words.
triggerwarning JRRKFJ:LSdkj fwhat.
triggerwarning i see
triggerwarning so she is about as smart as your average chicken that doesn't know what's good for it.
triggerwarning why would you say the chickens are like you
justBolts she's mentally communing with them
gαуρrιl Because she's insane.
justBolts how else
gαуρrιl And yes, I do think she believes she can communicate with animals.
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gαуρrιl that raised me. doesn't it explain so much.
пαcнσ ғяıεп∂ oh god yes