Josiah
I feel as though Chase is locked in a tower somewhere and I should go save her...
10 months ago
Josiah ...except I'm pretty sure I'd be eaten by the dragon Aeroraktyl ...You seriously want us to make all the Pony Prince jokes, don't you? Izzet Boom Just don't crash your mighty steed into a wall and I think you'll save the day Aeroraktyl Josi's bucking for a new nickname I think, Elmer's. Izzet Boom You could always overdose the dragon on caffeine Josiah where would I find that much coffee at this hour Josiah I'm not wasting my coffee on a dragon who won't appreciate it ._. Aeroraktyl ...You prioritized coffee over saving Chase. Josiah now wait a second, can't we just use someone else's coffee? Izzet Boom I'm thinking we've got this episodes moral right here Josiah the moral of the story is always have a friend that drinks more coffee than you in cases where you have to save your wife from dragons Aeroraktyl Josi, anyone that drinks more coffee than you is an alcoholic or dead from overdose. :| Aeroraktyl We need a better moral like, "if you don't use your coffee to save your wife, she will save herself then cover you with glitter before- Aeroraktyl you have to teach a bunch of little girls to dance." Josiah then the moral would be to avoid the end of the hallway where the baby dancers have their class Izzet Boom Or condemn you to the couch for this actually requiring thought Josiah or, you know, only housesitting places that don't have cats ._. Josiah coffee is a serious matter, gentlemen