Hey J-J-Jayded 
Probably going to put up Barricade's intro post after dinner. His excessively angry intro post >_>
Probably going to put up Barricade's intro post after dinner. His excessively angry intro post >_>
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Chibi XDD
version 5 POOR BARRICADE... D:
Chibi Oh Barricade.
Hey J-J-Jayded "ANOTHER CYBERTRON? AGAIN? WHO IS GOING TO LOOK AFTER MY BAR ON SACROSANCT 
"
"Chibi THE BAR WILL. NOW SHUT UP AND GET IN LINE FOR GETTING HOME!! /CJ will relay this message astrally until/if he gets there
Chibi Stop whining, mech
Hey J-J-Jayded All of this dimension-hopping is finally damaging his calm XD
Hey J-J-Jayded Aww, CJ, he knew you cared~
Cat Pope robot cocktails?
Chibi what, no! 8| He just means--- whatever.
Hey J-J-Jayded karanseraph: Barricade took charge of the energon stock in 
and built a bar to go with it X3
and built a bar to go with it X3Hey J-J-Jayded He was the magical robot bartender that didn't take guff from no bots
Hey J-J-Jayded litenviol: oh CJ he knows what you mean, and he loves you too~
Chibi ew Decepticon cooties
WHUT UP, ugh. 8|
WHUT UP, ugh. 8|
Chibi *shut
Chibi <_<;
Hey J-J-Jayded WHUT UP WITH YOU /shot
Make me ::3
Make me ::3
Cat Pope I find I end up wanting there to be robot cocktails in every game. And they'd have fanciful names like Crimson Fog and Turbine Trifle
Hey J-J-Jayded Robot cocktails would be the most awesome thing.
Hey J-J-Jayded Froofy robot drinks
Cat Pope Slipstream needs to use her low-level chemistry/bomb-making knowledge for something else.
Chibi punches
He will, except you're too tall to do anything easily than shout at.
He will, except you're too tall to do anything easily than shout at.
Cat Pope robot cocktails. /nod
Alex poor Barricade
Hey J-J-Jayded litenviol: That's incredibly flattering. He's just going to scoop you up and pinch your cheeks 8D
Hey J-J-Jayded karanseraph: And then Slipstream and Barricade teamed up to run the only most awesome bar on Cybertron
Hey J-J-Jayded ravynstoneabbey: He's having a bad day X3
Chibi ... fgfhrfhf YOU LET HIM DOWN!! 
Hey J-J-Jayded but you're so cute when you're freaking out like that 
Chibi 
/this is an angry flail >8|
/this is an angry flail >8|Hey J-J-Jayded mwahahahah ::3
Chibi >_<
FerrariBitch BARRICADEEEE~
Magnum yessss delightful and angry Cade!
the cheat i am smashing shocks and driller into him so hard. FELLOW BAYVERSIAN
Hey J-J-Jayded SHOCKWAAAAVE he didn't think he'd see you again this is going to be awkward to explain
the cheat D| BEST FRIEND. IT IS HAPPENING NOW BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY OTHER ONE HE KNOWS
Hey J-J-Jayded UHH SIR THAT'S KIND OF YOU BUT I KIND OF LEFT THE 'CONS...
the cheat YOU'RE REJOINING
Hey J-J-Jayded I'D REALLY RATHER NOT, IT WAS A DIFFICULT DECISION TO MAKE
the cheat YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE
FerrariBitch GO AWAY SHOCKWAVE MIRAGE DOESNT WANT TO DEAL WITH TWO CONS
the cheat HEY MIRAGE COME HERE
Hey J-J-Jayded WELL THAT'S SWEET OF YOU MIRAGE. I THINK.
FerrariBitch GO AWAY
FerrariBitch SHHHH BARRICADE
the cheat DRILLER NEEDS A SNACK
FerrariBitch He is too Italian for you
FerrariBitch driller
the cheat could be tasty
Hey J-J-Jayded driller stop trying to eat my boyfriend mirage
Hey J-J-Jayded it's rude ::|
the cheat autobots bad
Hey J-J-Jayded but this is my autobot
Hey J-J-Jayded no one gets to hurt him but me
the cheat no
FerrariBitch Yes
FerrariBitch Wait what your Autobot? >| Scusi?
Alex Apparently he's picked you, Mirage. :|
Hey J-J-Jayded Mirage would you rather have Driller eat you? 'cause it could always do that
Hey J-J-Jayded And well, Ratch, if you hadn't disappeared on me~... besides I can have more than one Autobot
Chibi Stop claiming Autobots like they're colleectable items. :|
the cheat cade has gotta catch 'em all
Hey J-J-Jayded But if I buy the full set they'll send me an extra one free ::3
Chibi 8| We're not for sale!
Chibi <_< At least CJ doesn't belong to the Autobots of your reaity.
Hey J-J-Jayded That's 'k. CJ is part of the International Set :3
FerrariBitch only cause of Driller >|
Hey J-J-Jayded Don't worry, I won't say it in front of your friends, bb
FerrariBitch probably because you value your life
Hey J-J-Jayded also your street cred. you know
FerrariBitch How sweet of you.
Hey J-J-Jayded I just know how it is, dear~
FerrariBitch I have no doubts >| You certainly do bring trouble wherever you go.
Hey J-J-Jayded Hey, it's not my fault your humans were constantly chasing me.
Hey J-J-Jayded Or that my Soundwave loathes every circuit in my body
FerrariBitch Does Soundwave truly enjoy anyone?
Hey J-J-Jayded His symbionts probably. And Megatron.
FerrariBitch So disgusting creatures. Duly noted.
Hey J-J-Jayded Megatron isn't that disgusting.
Alex He leaks, Barricade. You might want to het on that.
Hey J-J-Jayded He only has that head injury because of Optimus, Ratchet.
Alex Get*
Hey J-J-Jayded And I would if it didn't mean trying to explain the dimension-hopping.
Alex I'm not touching him. :/
Chibi WHAT. HE IS NOT. 8|
Chibi You've already tried to lift him up and stuff, no other funny stuff.
the cheat soundwave has excellent taste don't insult him D|
Hey J-J-Jayded Shockwave, Soundwave is a terrible person and can't keep his cables to himself ::| Surely you realize that.
FerrariBitch Soundwave kinda shot one of Mirage's friends he can say whatevs B|
the cheat the cables are really nice
the cheat as are those hips of his
Hey J-J-Jayded the cables are terrible, I'm pretty sure he's only nice to you anyway
the cheat no no. when he has those cables on you it's amazing
Hey J-J-Jayded no, it's really not, believe me I know
Hey J-J-Jayded it's a horrible crawling sensation
FerrariBitch /shudders
the cheat not the sensation i get
Hey J-J-Jayded it's the one the normal, sane mechs get
the cheat i'm sane, barricade
FerrariBitch That's a matter of opinion, cyclops.
Hey J-J-Jayded even if you're sane you're not normal, shockwave
Hey J-J-Jayded i hate to say it but i have to agree with mirage here
the cheat i never claimed to be normal
the cheat no one wants your opinion mirage
FerrariBitch >| bastardo
Hey J-J-Jayded no, no, i like mirage's opinion
Hey J-J-Jayded it's the only sensible one here
the cheat just because you dislike soundwave doesn't mean you need to speak poorly of him
Hey J-J-Jayded no i need to speak poorly of him because he mistreated me and bugs everything
the cheat that's just how he is
the cheat you can't blame him for that
Hey J-J-Jayded i really can since he got all up in my business
FerrariBitch He should find another outlet. Like a satellite.
Hey J-J-Jayded he should. the satellites probably like it
the cheat he's too small for satellites now
FerrariBitch we could throw the satellite into the sun. Everyone's happy.
Hey J-J-Jayded it's not the size that counts, it's how you use it
Hey J-J-Jayded on satellites and things that aren't named Barricade
the cheat you must have had something important
Hey J-J-Jayded i really didn't
the cheat he wouldn't have done it otherwise
Hey J-J-Jayded or he did it because he hated me
the cheat soundwave does not hate
Hey J-J-Jayded you're so sure about that
Hey J-J-Jayded because i know he gets angry
FerrariBitch He kinda shot my friend I think he can hate.
the cheat he doesn't do emotions
the cheat i know
Hey J-J-Jayded how can you be sure
the cheat i know him
Hey J-J-Jayded i doubt anyone can ever know him
Alex Ratchet sniffs that Autobots don't cable others without permission or if it is to save their life
Hey J-J-Jayded but Ratchet, your Autobots destroyed all hope of restoring Cybertron too
Alex One rogue who paid for it. But then, we have to pay for that for the rest of our lives.
Hey J-J-Jayded also your pet humans blinded me and blew my legs off
Hey J-J-Jayded frankly I'm not happy with any Tyran right now